British Korfball Association - Includes description of korfball, competitions, rules and regulations, bulletins, notice board, and related links.
I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain
and bought jewelry.
-- Rita Rudner Did you ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you? But when you take him in
a car he sticks his head out the window.
-- Steve Bluestone I would have made a good Pope.
-- Richard Nixon, U.S. President If something is boring after two minutes, try it for four. If still boring, then eight. Then sixteen. Then thirty-two. Eventually one discovers that it is not boring at all." (John Cage) A man who has never made a woman angry is a failure in life.
-- Christopher Morley Korfball An eye for an eye only leads to more blindness.
-- Margaret Atwood Every child is born a genius.
-- R. Buckminster Fuller Spinster: A bachelor's wife. Korfball
If we let people see that kind of thing, there would never again be any war.
-- Pentagon official, on why US military censored graphic footage from the Gulf War "People demand freedom only when they have no power." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest.
-- Irwin Corey English Law prohibits a man from marrying his mother-in-law. This is our idea of useless legislation. Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe.
-- Jackie Mason Korfball The nourishment is palatable.
-- Millard Fillmore, dying words A human being is a part of the whole, called by us Universe, a part limited in time and space. He
experiences himself, his thoughts and feelings as something separated from the rest--a kind of
optic Where there is an unknowable there is a promise.
-- Thornton Wilder Korfball
Men have become the tools of their tools.
- Henry David Thoreau ( Democracy is a government where you can say what you think even if you don't think.
-- Anon. The great thing in this world is not so much where we stand as in what direction we are going.
-- Oliver Wendell Holmes No, that is the great fallacy; the wisdom of old men. They do not grow wise. They grow careful." (Ernest Hemingway, A Farewell To Arms) Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of man your wife would have preferred. Korfball "This is slavery, not to speak one's thought." (Euripides) The days just before marriage are like a snappy introduction to a tedious book. Mathematics transfigures the fortuitous concourse of atoms into the tracery of the finger of God.
-- Herbert Westren Turnbull Korfball
You've no idea of what a poor opinion I have of myself, and how little I deserve it.
-- W.S. Gilbert "I feel I have to protect myself against things. So I'm pretty careful to lose most of them." (George Orson Welles) My best friend is the one who brings out the best in me!
-- Henry Ford Convictions are more dangerous enemies of truth than lies.
-- Friedrich Nietzsche Work is the refuge of people who have nothing better to do.
-- Oscar Wilde Korfball Our marriage would have worked if we hadn't lived together.
-- Joan Thompson When the mouse laughs at the cat, there is a hole nearby.
-- Nigerian Proverb "If it doesn't matter who wins or loses, then why do they keep score?" (Vince Lombardi) Korfball
I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
-- Mark Twain The difference between pornography and erotica is lighting.
-- Gloria Leonard If I had only known, I would have been a locksmith.
-- Albert Einstein There is nothing better for the spirit or the body than a love affair. It elevates the thoughts and
flattens the stomachs.
-- Barbara Howar Whatever you are, be a good one.
-- Abraham Lincoln Korfball "The meeting of two personalites is like the contact of two chemical substances. If there is any reaction, both are transformed." (Carl Gustav Jung) The child is the father of the man.
-- William Wordsworth People, like nails, lose their effectiveness when they lose direction and begin to bend.
-- Walter Savage Landor Korfball
Per cubic inch, your current TV set is perhaps the dumbest appliance in your home (and I'm not
even talking about the programs).
-- Nicholas Negroponte I'll sleep when I'm dead.
- Warren Zevon I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
-- Groucho Marx A man who marries a woman to educate her falls a victim to the same fallacy as the woman who
marries a man to reform him.
-- Elbert Hubbard It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid.
- George Bernard Shaw Korfball To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance.
-- Oscar Wilde If you never want to see a man again, say, "I love you, I want to marry you, I want to have children..." - they leave skid marks. -- Rita Rudner Even death is not to be feared by one who has lived wisely.
-- Buddha Korfball
The charm of history and its enigmatic lesson consist in the fact that, from age to age, nothing
changes and yet everything is completely different.
-- Aldous Huxley Love is friendship set on fire.
- Jeremy Taylor "Hold a true friend with both your hands." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) The most wasted day of all is that in which we have not laughed.
-- Sebastian Roch Nicolas Chamfort Republican boys date Democratic girls. They plan to marry Republican girls, but feel they're
entitled to a little fun first.
-- Anonymous Korfball Wedding is destiny, and hanging likewise.
-- John Heywood If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be called research, would it?
-- Albert Einstein "We have been the cowards lobbing cruise missiles from 2,000 miles away. That's cowardly. Staying in the airplane when it hits the building, say what you want about it, it's not cowardly." (Bill Mahe Korfball
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." (Albert Einstein) "I was born lost and take no pleasure in being found..." (John Steinbeck, Travels With Charley) "That government is best which governs the least, because its people discipline themselves." (Thomas Jefferson) "Great spirits have always faced voilent protest from mediocre minds." (Albert Einstein) To write a good love letter, you ought to begin without knowing what you mean to say, and to
finish without knowing what you have written.
-- Jean Jacques Rousseau Korfball Let him who would enjoy a good future waste none of his present.
-- Roger Babson Happiness in intelligent people is the rarest thing I know.
-- Ernest Hemingway "Posterity: you will never know how much it has cost my generation to preserve your freedom. I hope you will make good use of it." (John Quincy Adams) Korfball
Democracy is a device that insures we shall be governed no better than we deserve.
-- George Bernard Shaw Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.
-- Steven Wright An undefined problem has an infinite number of solutions.
-- Robert A. Humphrey Someone once asked me why women don't gamble as much as men do and I gave the
commonsensical reply that we don't have as much money. That was a true but incomplete
answer. In fact, women's total ins ...the fog is rising.
-- Emily Dickinson, dying words Korfball University politics are vicious precisely because the stakes are so small.
- Henry Kissinger A really busy person never knows how much he weighs.
-- Ed Howe Examinations are formidable even to the best prepared, for the greatest fool may ask more than
the wisest man can answer.
-- Charles Caleb Colton Korfball
I just want what every married woman wants, someone besides her husband to sleep with.
-- Peg Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show "By seeing the seed of failure in every success, we remain humble. By seeing the seed of success in every failure we remain hopeful." (Mel Ziegler, founder of Banana Republic) The charm of history and its enigmatic lesson consist in the fact that, from age to age, nothing
changes and yet everything is completely different.
-- Aldous Huxley Better to die ten thousand deaths than wound my honor.
-- Joseph Addison It is most unwise for people in love to marry.
-- George Bernard Shaw Korfball Wise men make proverbs, but fools repeat them.
- Samuel Palmer This is the fourth?
-- Thomas Jefferson, dying words Men. You can't live with them. You don't have to.
-- Seen on a t-shirt Korfball
If money is your hope for independence you will never have it. The only real security that a man
will have in this world is a reserve of knowledge, experience, and ability.
-- Henry Ford Public office is the last refuge of a scoundrel.
-- Boies Penrose, 1931 The remarkable thing about television is that it permits several million people to laugh at the same
joke and still feel lonely.
-- T. S. Eliot Always bear in mind that your own resolution to success is more important than any other one
thing.
-- Abraham Lincoln I choose a block of marble and chop off whatever I don't need.
- Francois-Auguste Rodin (1840-1917), when asked how he managed to make his remarkable
statues Korfball Life is no brief candle to me. It is a sort of splendid torch which I have got a hold of for the
moment, and I want to make it burn as brightly as possible before handing it on to future
generations In the late 1600s the finest instruments originated from three rural families whose workshops
were side by side in the Italian village of Cremona. First were the Amatis, and outside their shop
hung "Whenever a friend succeeds, a little something in me dies." (Gore Vidal) Korfball
