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"All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream." (Edger Allen Poe) He would make a lovely corpse.
- Charles Dickens If you can't annoy somebody, there's little point in writing.
-- Kingsley Amis In medieval times, people thought that evil spirits could enter a person through an open mouth.
These days they more often leave that way.
-- David Deckert A man can't be too careful in the choice of his enemies.
- Oscar Wilde Ju Jitsu Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
-- Groucho Marx As a man thinketh in his heart, so is he.
-- Proverbs 23:7 blah "Sometimes it is said that man cannot be trusted with the government of himself. Can he, then be trusted with the government of others? Or have we found angels in the form of kings to govern him? Ju Jitsu
Man is a rational animal who always loses his temper when he is called upon to act in
accordance with the dictates of reason.
-- Oscar Wilde I require three things in a man: He must be handsome, ruthless, and stupid.
-- Dorothy Parker Standing in the middle of the road is very dangerous; you get knocked down by the traffic from
both sides.
-- Margaret Thatcher You never see a man walking down the street with a woman who has a little pot belly and a bald
spot.
-- Elayne Boosler Perfection is achieved, not when there is nothing more to add, but when there is nothing left to
take away.
- Antoine de Saint Exupery Ju Jitsu "If liberty and equality, as is thought by some, are chiefly to be found in democracy, they will be best attained when all persons alike share in government to the utmost." (Aristotle) "What you do speaks so loudly that I cannot hear what you say." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) Never try to teach a pig to sing. It wastes your time and annoys the pig.
-- Anonymous Ju Jitsu
It is better to be looked over than overlooked.
-- Mae West "He who asks is a fool for five minutes, but he who does not ask remains a fool forever." (Chinese Proverb) "There are some enterprises in which a careful disorderliness is the true method." (Herman Melville, Moby Dick) There is no course of life so weak and sottish as that which is managed by order, method, and
discipline.
-- Michel de Montaigne "I hear, I know. I see, I remember. I do, I understand." (Confucius, 551 BC-479) Ju Jitsu Death does not concern us, because as long as we exist, death is not here. And when it does
come, we no longer exist.
-- Epicurus "The last of the human freedoms is to choose one's attitude in any given set of circumstances." (Viktor E. Frankl) He who has a 'why' to live, can bear with almost any 'how'.
- Friedrich Nietzsche Ju Jitsu
The charm of history and its enigmatic lesson consist in the fact that, from age to age, nothing
changes and yet everything is completely different.
-- Aldous Huxley If you never want to see a man again, say, "I love you, I want to marry you, I want to have children..." - they leave skid marks. -- Rita Rudner "The brighter you are, the more you have to learn." (Don Herold) Life is like a movie--since there aren't any commercial breaks, you have to get up and go to the
bathroom in the middle of it.
-- Nick Mirov Always bear in mind that your own resolution to success is more important than any other one
thing.
-- Abraham Lincoln Ju Jitsu The price of freedom is eternal vigilance.
-- Thomas Jefferson "Hold a true friend with both your hands." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have; the older she gets the more interested
he is in her.
-- Agatha Christie Ju Jitsu
The wages of sin are death, but by the time taxes are taken out, it's just sort of a tired feeling.
-- Paula Poundstone "The road of excess leads to the palace of wisdom." (William Blake) "Great indebtedness does not make men grateful, but vengeful; and if a little charity is not forgotten, it turns into a gnawing worm." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, Thus Spake Zarathustra) If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism of one, go ahead, get
married.
-- Katharine Hepburn Opera in English is, in the main, about as sensible as baseball in Italian.
-- H. L. Mencken Ju Jitsu For the majority of People, smoking has a beneficial effect.
-- Dr. Ian G. Macdonald, Los Angeles surgeon, quoted in Newsweek , Nov.18th 1963. Technology makes it possible for people to gain control over everything, except over technology.
-- John Tudor Nothing is really work unless you would rather be doing something else.
-- James Matthew Barrie Ju Jitsu
If people turn to look at you on the street, you are not well dressed.
-- Beau Brummel The graveyards are full of indispensable men.
- Charles de Gaulle If you talk to God, you are praying; if God talks to you, you have schizophrenia.
-- Thomas Szasz "The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore, all progress depends on the unreasonable man." (George Bernard Shaw) Any sufficiently advanced bureaucracy is indistinguishable from molasses.
-- Anon. Ju Jitsu If God does not exist, then everything is permitted.
-- Fyodor Dostoevsky, The Devils I'm not a member of any organized political party, I'm a Democrat!
-- Will Rogers Tact is the ability to describe others as they see themselves.
-- Abraham Lincoln Ju Jitsu
blah "To give anything less than your best is to sacrifice the gift." (Steve Roland Prefontaine) All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream.
-- Edgar Allan Poe The most wasted day of all is that in which we have not laughed.
-- Sebastian Roch Nicolas Chamfort "I know that God won't give me more trouble than I can handle ... but sometimes I wish he wouldn't trust me so much." (Mother Teresa) We have art to save ourselves from the truth.
- Friedrich Nietzsche Ju Jitsu "Experience is the name that everyone gives to their mistakes." (Oscar Wilde) Dishonor will not trouble me, once I am dead.
-- Euripides "Experience is one thing you can't get for nothing." (Oscar Wilde) Ju Jitsu
Life isn't about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself.
-- George Bernard Shaw "Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful committed citizens can change the world, indeed it is the only thing that ever has." (Margaret Mead, 1901-78) "I was born and raised with crocodiles; they are a piece of cake. But kids are so ... unpredictable." (Steve Irwin, "Crocodile Hunter") "And on the seventh day, God stepped back and said 'There is my creation, perfect in every way ... oh, damn it, I left pot all over the place. Now they'll think I want them to smoke it. Now I have to The marriage of Marxism and feminism has been like the marriage of husband and wife depicted
in English common law: Marxism and feminism are one, and that one is Marxism.
-- Heidi Hartmann, The Unha Ju Jitsu Be nice to people on your way up because you meet them on your way down.
- Jimmy Durante Celestial navigation is based on the premise that the Earth is the center of the universe. The
premise is wrong, but the navigation works. An incorrect model can be a useful tool.
-- Kelvin Throop I Nobody ever died of laughter.
-- Max Beerbohm Ju Jitsu
Education is an admirable thing, but nothing that is worth knowing can be taught.
-- Oscar Wilde Mathematicians are like Frenchmen: whatever you say to them they translate into their own
language and forthwith it is something entirely different.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Ridicule is generally made use of to laugh men out of virtue and good sense, by attacking
everything praiseworthy in human life.
-- Joseph Addison Never judge a book by its movie.
-- J. W. Eagan The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up in the morning, and does
not stop until you get into the office.
-- Robert Frost Ju Jitsu Live out of your imagination, not your history.
-- Stephen Covey "Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food, and tyrannize their teachers." (Socrates) Parents are the bones upon which children sharpen their teeth.
-- Peter Ustinov Ju Jitsu
"One can do without people but one has need of a friend." (Chinese Proverb) "To be great is to be misunderstood." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) "It seems to me that if you or I must choose between two courses of thought or action, we should remember our dying and try so to live that our death brings no pleasure on the world." (John Steinbeck If I tell a lie it's only because I think I'm telling the truth.
-- Phil Gaglardi, Minister of Highways, British Columbia, Canada You cannot think about thinking, without thinking about thinking about something.
-- Seymour Papert Ju Jitsu "They always say time changes things, but you actually have to change them yourself." (Andy Warhol) The most happy marriage I can imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. -- S. T. Coleridge I feel like Zsa Zsa Gabor's sixth husband. I know what I'm supposed to do, but I don't know how
to make it interesting.
-- Milton Berle, when called to the microphone at the 2nd Annual Comedians Hal Ju Jitsu
"The biggest argument against democracy is a five minute discussion with the average voter." (Sir Winston Churchill, 1874-1965) It is no use walking anywhere to preach unless our walking is our preaching.
-- St. Francis of Assisi If God had meant us to vote, He would have given us candidates.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker The church must be the critic and guide of the state, and never its tool.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. I like nonsense -- it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living. It's a way
of looking at life through the wrong end of a telescope...and that enables you to laugh at all Ju Jitsu Everything that is really great and inspiring is created by the individual who can labour in
freedom.
-- Albert Einstein "Life is measured by the rapidity of change, the succession of influences that modify the being." (George Eliot) I figure you have the same chance of winning the lottery whether you play or not.
-- Fran Lebowitz Ju Jitsu
