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Maybe this world is another planet's hell.
-- Aldous Huxley I think every woman is entitled to a middle husband she can forget.
-- Adela Rogers St. John "If I work toward an end, meantime I am confined to a process. The rainbow is more beautiful than the pot at the end of it, because the rainbow is now. And the pot never turns out to be quite what I e If your professor wrote it, it's as near to the truth as you ever need to get.
-- John Watson, University of Canterbury With the catching end the pleasures of the chase.
-- Abraham Lincoln Kung Fu In every country and every age, the priest has been hostile to Liberty.
-- Thomas Jefferson Public office is the last refuge of a scoundrel.
-- Boies Penrose, 1931 Skepticism is the chastity of the intellect, and it is shameful to surrender it too soon or to the first
comer: there is nobility in preserving it coolly and proudly through long youth, until at last Kung Fu
The democratic theory is that if you accumulate enough ignorance at the polls, you produce
intelligence.
-- Philo Vance Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get used to it, it's not so hot.
-- Anonymous If you would thoroughly know anything, teach it to others.
-- Tryon Edwards "Employees make the best dates. You don't have to pick them up and they're always tax-deductible." (Andy Warhol, Andy Warhol's Exposures, 1980) "Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." (Albert Einstein) Kung Fu Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get
money from it.
-- Stephen Leacock We can do not great things - only small things with great love.
-- Mother Theresa Suicide is belated acquiescence in the opinion of one's wife's relatives. Kung Fu
I have noticed that nothing I have never said ever did me any harm.
-- Calvin Coolidge "Talking much about oneself can also be a means to conceal oneself." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, Beyond Good and Evil) The Church is an organism that grows best in an alien society.
-- C. Stacey Woods Having children makes you no more a parent than having a piano makes you a pianist.
-- Michael Levine, Lessons at the Halfway Point I date this girl for two years--and then the nagging starts: "I wanna know your name."
-- Mike Binder Kung Fu blah "If we did all the things we are capable of, we would literally astound ourselves." (Thomas Alva Edison) Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can
never tell.
-- Joan Crawford If you want a place in the sun, you've got to put up with a few blisters.
-- Abigail Van Buren Kung Fu
Imagination is the highest kite one can fly.
-- Lauren Bacall Anyone nit-picking enough to write a letter of correction to an editor doubtless deserves the error
that provoked it.
-- Alvin Toffler It is better to be looked over than overlooked.
-- Mae West There ought to be one day - just one - when there is open season on senators.
-- Will Rogers "Club Secretary: I say, Lawrence. You are a clown!
Lawrence: We can't all be lion tamers." (Thomas Edward Lawrence, Lawrence of Arabia, 1962) Kung Fu I cannot teach anybody anything, I can only make them think.
-- Socrates When we honestly ask ourselves which person in our lives mean the most to us, we often find
that it is those who, instead of giving advice, solutions, or cures, have chosen rather to share our
pain The story of a love is not important - what is important is that one is capable of love. It is perhaps
the only glimpse we are permitted of eternity.
-- Helen Hayes Kung Fu
Argue for your limitations, and sure enough they're yours.
- Richard Bach "If a man has good corn, or wood, or boards, or pigs to sell, or can make better chairs or knives, crucibles, or church organs, than anybody else, you will find a broad, hard-beaten road to his house, The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals and 362 admonishments to
heterosexuals. That doesn't mean that God doesn't love heterosexuals. It's just that they need
more supervision.
-- Lynn My wife says if I go fishing one more time she's going to leave me. Gosh, I'm going to miss her. The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because
generally they are the same people.
-- G. K. Chesterton Kung Fu By all means marry. If you get a good wife you will become happy, and if you get a bad one you
will become a philosopher.
-- Socrates Criticism is prejudice made plausible.
- Henry Louis Mencken "I owe much to my friends; but, all things considered, it strikes me that I owe even more to my enemies. The real person springs life under a sting even better than under a caress." (André Gide) Kung Fu
A good marriage is at least 80 percent good luck in finding the right person at the right time. The
rest is trust.
-- Nanette Newman, British actress Don't be so humble - you are not that great.
- Golda Meir (1898-1978) to a visiting diplomat Doctors are the same as lawyers; the only difference is that lawyers merely rob you, whereas
doctors rob you and kill you too.
-- Anton Chekhov I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain
and bought jewelry.
-- Rita Rudner Before you put on a frown, make absolutely sure there are no smiles available.
-- Jim Beggs Kung Fu "A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool." (William Shakespeare) What if it was cats who invented technology... would they have tv shows starring rubber sqeak
toys?
-- Douglas Coupland Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor's Degree and the woman gets her Masters. Kung Fu
When a person can no longer laugh at himself, it is time for others to laugh at him.
-- Thomas Szasz, The Second Sin, 1973 The greatest discovery of my generation is that human beings can alter their lives by altering their
attitudes of mind.
-- William James Why don't you write books people can read?
-- Nora Joyce, to her husband James "When we are born we cry that we are come to this great stage of fools." (William Shakespeare) Research is the act of going up alleys to see if they are blind.
-- Plutarch Kung Fu If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?
-- Abraham Lincoln "To make a living, craftiness is better than learnedness." (Pierre-Augustin de Beaumarchais) "Someday there will be girls and women whose name will no longer mean the mere opposite of the male, but something in itself, something that makes one think not of any compliment and limit, but only o Kung Fu
We all agree that your theory is crazy, but is it crazy enough?
- Niels Bohr One cardinal rule of marriage should never be forgotten: "Give little, give seldom, and above all,
give grudgingly." Otherwise, what could have been a proper marriage could become an orgy of
sexual The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to
contact us.
-- Bill Watterson, in his comic strip Calvin and Hobbes Can you imagine what I would do if I could do all I can?
-- The Artist Formerly Known As Prince Jake liked his women the way he liked his kiwi fruit: sweet yet tart, firm-fleshed yet yielding to the
touch, and covered with short brown fuzzy hair.
-- Jonathan S. Haas Kung Fu Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you
underneath. At night, the ice weasels come.
-- Matt Groening, Love is Hell "Most people would rather die than think; in fact, they do so." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) "I am the lizard king. I can do anything." (James Douglas Morrison, lead singer of The Doors) Kung Fu
Marriage is a matter of give and take, but so far I haven't been able to find anybody who'll take what I have to give. -- Cass Daley An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have; the older she gets the more interested
he is in her.
-- Agatha Christie Not knowing when the dawn will come, I open every door.
-- Emily Dickinson "Our character is what we do when we think no one is looking." (H. Jackson Brown (Jr.) When you see what some girls marry, you realize how they must hate to work for a living.
-- Helen Rowland Kung Fu If you never want to see a man again, say, "I love you, I want to marry you, I want to have children..." - they leave skid marks. -- Rita Rudner "The evil that men do lives after them; The good is oft interred with their bones." (William Shakespeare, Julius Cćsar. Act iii. Sc. 2.) The great art of life is sensation, to feel that we exist, even in pain.
-- Lord Byron Kung Fu
Many a man in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl.
-- Stephen Leacock History will be kind to me for I intend to write it.
-- Winston Churchill Defeat is not the worst of failures. Not to have tried is the true failure.
-- George E. Woodberry Why do grandparents and grandchildren get along so well? They have the same enemy-- the
mother.
-- Claudette Colbert "Experience is the name that everyone gives to their mistakes." (Oscar Wilde) Kung Fu "You know that being an American is more than a matter of where your parents came from. It is a belief that all men are created free and equal and that everyone deserves an even break." (Harry S. Tru The community stagnates without the impulse of the individual. The impulse dies away without
the sympathy of the community.
-- William James If a thing is worth doing at all, it is worth doing badly.
-- Gustav Holst, on amateur music-making Kung Fu
To keep your marriage brimming
With love in the marriage cup,
Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
Whenever you're right, shut up. -- Nash "He that would make his own liberty secure must guard even his enemy from oppression; for if he violates this duty he establishes a precedent that will reach to himself." (Thomas Paine) When you're away, I'm restless, lonely
Wretched, bored, dejected; only
here's the rub, my darling dear,
I feel the same when you are here.
-- Samuel Hoffenstein Creativity is piercing the mundane to find the marvelous.
-- Bill Moyers Most rock journalism is people who can't write interviewing people who can't talk for people who
can't read.
-- Frank Zappa Kung Fu Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the
really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.
-- Mark Twain Some birds aren't meant to be caged, their feathers are just too bright. And when they fly away,
the part of you that knows it was a sin to lock them up, does rejoice. I guess I just miss my friend. No man should marry until he has studied anatomy and dissected at least one woman. -- Honore de Balzac Kung Fu
