Not knowing when the dawn will come, I open every door.
-- Emily Dickinson The man with the best job in the country is the Vice President. All he has to do is get up every
morning and say, "How's the President?"
-- Will Rogers Always bear in mind that your own resolution to success is more important than any other one
thing.
-- Abraham Lincoln Thank God - every morning when you get up - that you have something to do which must be
done, whether you like it or not. Being forced to work, and forced to do your best, will breed in you
a hundre One word frees us of all the weight and pain of life: that word is love.
-- Sophocles Tae Kwon Do Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love,
but no friendship.
-- Oscar Wilde He didn't say that. He was reading what was given to him in a speech.
-- Richard Darman, director of OMB, explaining why President Bush wasn't following up on his
campaign pledge that there would be Success is peace of mind which is a direct result of self-satisfaction in knowing you did your best
to become the best you are capable of becoming.
-- John R. Wooden, Practical Modern Basketball Tae Kwon Do
I worship the quicksand he walks in.
- Art Buchwald If you never want to see a man again, say, "I love you, I want to marry you, I want to have children..." - they leave skid marks. -- Rita Rudner Of course there's a lot of knowledge in universities: the freshmen bring a little in; the seniors don't
take much away, so knowledge sort of accumulates...
-- Anonymous "In order to attain the impossible, one must attempt the absurd." (Miguel de Cervantes Saavedra, 1547-1616) "The perception of beauty is a moral test." (Henry David Thoreau) Tae Kwon Do "The most beautiful things in the world are the most useless, peacocks and lilies, for instance." (John Ruskin) "The mark of our time is its revulsion against imposed patterns." (Marshall McLuhan) Shotgun wedding: a case of wife or death Tae Kwon Do
You may be disappointed if you fail, but you are doomed if you don't try.
-- Beverly Sills "We must view young people not as empty bottles to be filled but as candles to be lit." (Robert Shaffer) "Honest criticism is hard to take, particularly from a relative, a friend, an acquaintance, or a stranger." (Franklin P. Jones) Many a man that could rule a hundherd millyon sthrangers with an ir'n hand is careful to take off
his shoes in the front hallway whin he comes home late at night.
-- Finley Peter Dunne, Mr. Dooley O Marriage is like a mousetrap. Those on the outside are trying to get in. Those on the inside are trying to get out. Tae Kwon Do Husband: a man who buys his football tickets four months in advance and waits until December 24 to do his Christmas shopping. "Ten people who speak make more noise than ten thousand who are silent." (Napoleon Bonaparte) Marriage is bliss. Ignorance is bliss. Ergo... Tae Kwon Do
"Is man merely a mistake of God's? Or God merely a mistake of man's?" (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) A small family is soon provided for.
-- English Proverb "Everywhere one seeks to produce meaning, to make the world signify, to render it visible. We are not, however, in danger of lacking meaning; quite the contrary, we are gorged with meaning and it is k "Mothers spend a lifetime excising from their sons the influence of their fathers." (Arthur Lotti) One word frees us of all the weight and pain of life: that word is love.
-- Sophocles Tae Kwon Do Diplomacy is the art of saying "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock.
-- Wynn Catlin, also attributed to Will Rogers People may or may not say what they mean ... but they always say something designed to get
what they want.
-- David Mamet "Freedom of press is limited to those who own one." (Henry Louis Mencken) Tae Kwon Do
The first rule of intelligent tinkering is to save all the parts.
-- Paul Ehrlich Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome.
- Isaac Asimov blah "This is the hardest of all: to close the open hand out of love, and keep modest as a giver." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "The road of excess leads to the palace of wisdom." (William Blake) I still say a church steeple with a lightning rod on top shows a lack of confidence.
-- Doug MacLeod Tae Kwon Do When Baby's cries grew hard to bear I popped him in the Frigidaire. I never would have done so if
I'd known that he'd be frozen stiff. My wife said, "George, I'm so unhappy! Our darling's now
comple All television is children's television.
-- Richard P. Adler Everything has been figured out, except how to live.
- Jean-Paul Sartre Tae Kwon Do
Trouble is a part of your life, and if you don't share it, you don't give the person that loves you
enough chance to love you enough.
-- Dinah Shore When a person can no longer laugh at himself, it is time for others to laugh at him.
-- Thomas Szasz, The Second Sin, 1973 Ah, well, then I suppose I shall have to die beyond my means.
-- Oscar Wilde, dying words All virtue is summed up in dealing justly.
-- Aristotle Bride: A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her. Tae Kwon Do Biography lends to death a new terror.
-- Oscar Wilde This novel is not to be tossed lightly aside, but hurled with great force.
-- Dorothy Parker I worship the quicksand he walks in.
- Art Buchwald Tae Kwon Do
"We the people are the rightful masters of both Congress and the courts, not to overthrow the Constitution but to overthrow the men who pervert the Constitution." (Abraham Lincoln, 1809-65) Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia.
-- Charles Schultz He who knows only his own side of the case, knows little of that.
-- John Stuart Mill I've always thought that underpopulated countries in Africa are vastly underpolluted.
-- Lawrence Summers, chief economist of the World Bank, explaining why we should export toxic
wastes to Third Wo All you need is love.
-- The Beatles, song title Tae Kwon Do "The greatest of faults, I should say, is to be conscious of none." (Thomas Carlyle, 1795-1881) Sleep is that golden chain that ties health and our bodies together.
-- Thomas Dekker "A conservative is a man who sits and thinks, mostly sits." (Woodrow Wilson, 28th US president, 1856-1924) Tae Kwon Do
Man is a rational animal who always loses his temper when he is called upon to act in
accordance with the dictates of reason.
-- Oscar Wilde It is always incomprehensible to a man that a woman should ever refuse an offer of marriage.
-- Jane Austen If stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?
- Will Rogers One can survive everything, nowadays, except death, and live down everything except a good
reputation.
-- Oscar Wilde If the headache would only precede the intoxication, alcoholism would be a virtue.
-- Samuel Butler Tae Kwon Do It was very good of God to let Carlyle and Mrs Carlyle marry one another and so make only two people miserable instead of four, besides being very amusing. Meetings are an addictive, highly self-indulgent activity that corporations and other large
organizations habitually engage in only because they cannot actually masturbate.
-- Dave Barry "The concerned investment banker is the one who blows the horn on his Mercedes as he drives through a red light." (Anonymous) Tae Kwon Do
How could they tell?
-- Dorothy Parker, upon hearing that President Coolidge had died Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe.
-- Jackie Mason Love is an emotion that is based on an opinion of women that is impossible for those who have
had any experience with them.
-- H. L. Mencken Asking politicians to vote themselves out of power is like asking rabbits not to multiply, it ain't
natural.
-- Bob Beckel, on term limits, CBS This Morning, 3/30/95 Grad school is the snooze button on the clock-radio of life.
-- John Rogers, comedian (who holds a graduate degree in physics) Tae Kwon Do The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious.
-- Albert Einstein "The first duty of a revolutionary is to get away with it." (Abbie Hoffman) The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline
luggage.
-- Mark Russell Tae Kwon Do
It was just him and me. He fought with honor. If it weren't for his honor, he and the others would
have beaten me together. They might have killed me, then. His sense of honor saved my life. I
didn' For best results: wash in cold water separately, hang dry and iron with warm iron. For not so good
results: drag behind car through puddles, blow-dry on roofrack.
-- Laundry instructions on a shirt My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a
philosopher.
- Socrates In the end, everything is a gag.
-- Charlie Chaplin My father taught me to work; he did not teach me to love it.
-- Abraham Lincoln Tae Kwon Do You can pay attention to the fact, in which case you'll probably become a mathematician, or you
can ignore it, in which case you'll probably become a physicist.
-- Len Evans, professor, Northwestern Men marry because they are tired, women because they are curious; both are disappointed.
-- Oscar Wilde "Liberty means responsibility. That is why most men dread it." (George Bernard Shaw) Tae Kwon Do
I have a great diet. You're allowed to eat anything you want, but you must eat it with naked fat
people.
-- Ed Bluestone Democracy is a process by which the people are free to choose the man who will get the blame.
-- Laurence J. Peter Books had instant replay long before televised sports.
-- Bern Williams If you are all wrapped up in yourself, you are overdressed
-- Kate Halverson Those who do not want to imitate anything, produce nothing.
-- Salvador Dali Tae Kwon Do Success usually comes to those who are too busy to be looking for it
- Henry David Thoreau A man's feet should be planted in his country, but his eyes should survey the world.
-- George Santayana Don't be afraid your life will end; be afraid that it will never begin.
-- Grace Hansen Tae Kwon Do
