Gecko Glowhips - ATV whip antennas especially made for night time riding. These antennas are lit from the base to the tip and come in a variety of different colors.
Those parts of the system that you can hit with a hammer (not advised) are called hardware;
those program instructions that you can only curse at are called software.
-- Unknown author, Levitating T "From the start, marriage was instituted for contemptible, practical reasons--an idea of men." (Catherine Deneuve) "Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful committed citizens can change the world, indeed it is the only thing that ever has." (Margaret Mead, 1901-78) Books, like friends, should be few and well chosen.
-- Samuel Paterson Suicide is belated acquiescence in the opinion of one's wife's relatives. ATV Since Eve ate the apple, much depends on dinner.
-- Lord Byron Asking an incumbent member of Congress to vote for term limits is a bit like asking a chicken to
vote for Colonel Sanders.
-- Bob Inglis, 1995 The real test of friendship is: Can you literally do nothing with the other person? Can you enjoy
together those moments of life that are utterly simple? They are the moments people looks back
on at ATV
Thank heaven. A bachelor's life is no life for a single man.
-- Samuel Goldwyn, immigrant-turned-famous-movie-producer, when told his son was getting
married Ah, well, then I suppose I shall have to die beyond my means.
-- Oscar Wilde, dying words People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid.
- Soren Aabye Kierkegaard "Love is always a stranger in the house of avarice." (Andreas Capellanus) The ability to quote is a serviceable substitute for wit.
-- W. Somerset Maugham ATV In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: It goes on.
-- Robert Frost I feel like Zsa Zsa Gabor's sixth husband. I know what I'm supposed to do, but I don't know how
to make it interesting.
-- Milton Berle, when called to the microphone at the 2nd Annual Comedians Hal The nice thing about being a celebrity is that if you bore people they think it's their fault.
- Henry Kissinger ATV
"College professors are the people who can't hack it in the real world." (William Thomas) Say goodbye to the oldies, but goodies, because the good old days weren't always good and
tomorrow aint as bad as it seems.
-- Billy Joel Democracy is the recurrent suspicion that more than half of the people are right more than half of
the time.
-- E. B. White blah "To give anything less than your best is to sacrifice the gift." (Steve Roland Prefontaine) When looking back, usually I'm more sorry for the things I didn't do than for the things I shouldn't
have done.
-- Malcolm Forbes ATV "Have you ever fed your pocket and starved your soul?" (Ivana Santilli, Too Deep) After all, all he did was string together a lot of old, well-known quotations.
-- H. L. Mencken, on Shakespeare "One often contradicts an opinion when what is uncongenial is really the tone in which it was conveyed." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) ATV
"Fear is a darkroom where negatives develop." (Usman Asif) "Children spell love...T-I-M-E." (Dr. Anthony P. Witham) Each has his past shut in him like the leaves of a book known to him by heart and his friends can
only read the title.
-- Virginia Woolf "I run to see who has the most guts." (Steve Roland Prefontaine) 'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart.
-- ee cummings ATV There's too much blood in my caffeine system.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker Bachelor: the only man who has never told his wife a lie. I don't want everyone to like me; I should think less of myself if some people did.
-- Henry James ATV
Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.
-- Charlie Brown, character in "Peanuts" comic strip, created by Charles Schultz Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution.
-- Mae West I love children, especially when they cry, for then someone takes them away.
-- Nancy Mitford I'm proud to be paying taxes in the United States. The only thing is - I could be just as proud for
half the money.
-- Arthur Godfrey ATV A clever man commits no minor blunders.
- Goethe "Eternal vigilance is the price of freedom." (Raymonde Uy) He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death.
- H. H. Munro (Saki) ATV
"What a curious phenomenon it is that you can get men to die for the liberty of the world who will not make the little sacrifice that is needed to free themselves from their own individual bondage." Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend upon the support of Paul.
-- George Bernard Shaw All women are born evil. Some just realize their potential later in life than others.
-- Chad A. Gamble, Escape, short story I have always dressed according to certain Basic Guy Fashion Rules, including:
* Both of your socks should always be the same color
* Or they should at least both be fairly dark
-- Dave Barry ATV I once asked my history teacher how we were expected to learn anything useful from his subject,
when it seemed to me to be nothing but a monotonous and sordid succession of robber baron
scumbags dev Ah Mozart! He was happily married - but his wife wasn't. -- Borge One word frees us of all the weight and pain of life: that word is love.
-- Sophocles ATV
The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them.
-- Mark Twain I believe in equality for everyone, except reporters and photographers.
-- Gandhi Good breeding consists in concealing how much we think of ourselves and how little we think of
the other person.
-- Mark Twain My other wife is beautiful. A conference is a gathering of important people who singly can do nothing, but together can
decide that nothing can be done.
-- Fred Allen ATV "I have never met a man so ignorant that I couldn't learn something from him." (Galileo Galilei) The fantasy which serves as a support for the figure of the Stalinist Communist is therefore
exactly the same as the fantasy which is at work in the Tom and Jerry cartoons.
-- Slavoj Zizek Hark, the Herald Tribune sings,
Advertising wondrous things!
-- Tom Lehrer ATV
The more we do, the more we can do; the more busy we are the more leisure we have.
-- William Hazlitt "An imbalance between rich and poor is the oldest and most fatal ailment of all republics." (Plutarch) A real leader faces the music, even when he doesn't like the tune.
-- Anonymous As always, victory finds a hundred fathers but defeat is an orphan.
-- Count Galeazzo Ciano, The Ciano Diaries "The feminists used to say that chivalry and ladyhood were ways of keeping women down and preventing them from standing toe to toe with the guys. Now you've got a lot of women saying that if a guy is ATV Statistics are like a bikini. What they reveal is suggestive, but what they conceal is vital.
-- Aaron Levenstein It is no use walking anywhere to preach unless our walking is our preaching.
-- St. Francis of Assisi Technology is a way of organizing the universe so that man doesn't have to experience it.
-- Max Frisch ATV
Once the realization is accepted that even between the closest human beings infinite distances
continue to exist, a wonderful living side by side can grow up, if they succeed in loving the
distance Being on the tightrope is living; everything else is waiting.
- Karl Wallenda "People expect a certain reaction from a business, and when you pleasantly exceed those expectations, you've somehow passed an important psychological threshold." (Richard Thalheimer, president, The LOVE, n. A temporary insanity curable by marriage or by removal of the patient from the
influences under which he incurred the disorder... It is sometimes fatal, but more frequently to the
physician "Man was born free and everywhere he is in chains." (Jean-Jacques Rousseau, French philosopher, The Social Contract) ATV Ah Mozart! He was happily married - but his wife wasn't. -- Borge "Some people wear their heart up on their sleeve. I wear mine underneath my right pant leg, strapped to my boot." (Ani Difranco) I dislike arguments of any kind. They are always vulgar, and often convincing.
-- Oscar Wilde ATV
If you do not tell the truth about yourself you cannot tell it about other people.
-- Virginia Woolf Hark, the Herald Tribune sings,
Advertising wondrous things!
-- Tom Lehrer Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever.
-- Napoleon Bonaparte Having a family is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain.
-- Martin Mull The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.
-- Eleanor Roosevelt ATV Cliches should be avoided like the plague.
-- Anon. If a thing is worth doing at all, it is worth doing badly.
-- Gustav Holst, on amateur music-making "I like boring things." (Andy Warhol, Holy Terror: Andy Warhol Close Up) ATV
'Tis better to have loved and lost
Than never to have loved at all.
-- Alfred, Lord Tennyson, In Memoriam, 1850, line 27, stanza 4 Honor's a good brooch to wear in a man's hat at all times.
-- Jonson, Ben It makes no difference who you vote for - the two parties are really one party representing four
percent of the people.
-- Gore Vidal My good intentions are completely lethal.
-- Margaret Atwood The principle of give and take is the principle of diplomacy - give one and take ten.
-- Mark Twain ATV If Satan ever loses his hair, there'll be hell toupee.
-- Anonymous If ever I get married again it would have to be under an anaesthetic.
-- Marie Tonkin If you put garbage in a computer nothing comes out but garbage. But this garbage, having
passed through a very expensive machine, is somehow ennobled and none dare criticize it.
-- Anonymous ATV
