They think they can make fuel from horse manure.... Now, I don't know if your car will be able to
get 30 miles to the gallon, but it's sure gonna put a stop to siphoning.
-- Billie Holliday "Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food, and tyrannize their teachers." (Socrates) "Experience is a good teacher, but she sends in terrific bills." (Minna Antrim) Why doesn't she like me? Is it my hair, my overbite, the fact that I've worn the same shirt and
shorts for the last four years?
-- Bart Simpson, young character from The Simpsons, U.S. animated tele We are not in a position in which we have nothing to work with. We already have capacities,
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-- Abraham Maslow Paintball "Freedom of press is limited to those who own one." (Henry Louis Mencken) We must become the change we want to see.
-- Gandhi Time is at once the most valuable and most perishable of all our possessions.
-- John Randolph Paintball
It is not because things are difficult that we do not dare; it is because we do not dare that they are
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-- Seneca Joint Checking Account: a handly little device which permits my wife to beat me to the draw. The nice thing about being a celebrity is that if you bore people they think it's their fault.
- Henry Kissinger Every man knows his follies and often they are the most interesting thing he has got.
-- Josh Billings To be able to say how much love, is love but little.
-- Petrarch Paintball Honolulu - it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother. -- Ken Dodd You can complain because roses have thorns, or you can rejoice because thorns have roses.
-- Ziggy, character in comic strip by Tom Wilson "Mothers spend a lifetime excising from their sons the influence of their fathers." (Arthur Lotti) Paintball
I tried a mail order bride, once, but she was damaged in the mail, and I had to return the unused part for my full refund. "Contrariwise," continued Tweedledee, "if it was so, it might be, and if it were so, it would be; but
as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic!"
-- Lewis Carroll, Alice in Wonderland Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo.
-- Al Gore, U.S. Vice President "If you meet a woman that smokes cigars ... marry her." (Arthur Lotti) "When even one American--who has done nothing wrong--is forced by fear to shut his mind and close his mouth--then all Americans are in peril." (Harry S. Truman) Paintball Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can
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-- Joan Crawford "Everybody knows that if you are too careful, you become so occupied in being careful that you are sure to stumble over something." (Gertrude Stein) "Deep down, no one really believes they have a right to live. But this death sentence generally stays tucked away, hidden beneath the difficulty of living. If that difficulty is removed from time to t Paintball
A beauty is a woman you notice; A charmer is one who notices you.
-- Adlai Stevenson "I believe there are more instances of the abridgement of the freedom of the people by gradual and silent encroachments of those in power than by violent and sudden usurpations." (James Madison) "Some people wear their heart up on their sleeve. I wear mine underneath my right pant leg, strapped to my boot." (Ani Difranco) Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils.
-- Hector Louis Berlioz Courage: doing what you're afraid to do. There can be no courage unless you're scared.
-- Eddie Rickenbacker Paintball The gods gave man fire and he invented fire engines. They gave him love and he invented marriage. I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma, a harmless enigma that is made terrible
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- Umberto Eco This compact disc is made from analog masters recorded without noise reduction. Half the tracks,
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"Inside of a ring or out, ain't nothing wrong with going down. It's staying down that's wrong." (Muhammad Ali) The difference between false memories and true ones is the same as for jewels: it is always the
false ones that look the most real, the most brilliant.
-- Salvador Dali Mathematicians are like Frenchmen: whatever you say to them they translate into their own
language and forthwith it is something entirely different.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe A person is not given integrity. It results from the relentless pursuit of honesty at all times.
-- Anon. "What a curious phenomenon it is that you can get men to die for the liberty of the world who will not make the little sacrifice that is needed to free themselves from their own individual bondage." Paintball "Being born is like being kidnapped. And then sold into slavery." (Andy Warhol) If your professor wrote it, it's as near to the truth as you ever need to get.
-- John Watson, University of Canterbury Facts are stubborn things; and whatever may be our wishes, our inclinations, or the dictates of
our passions, they cannot alter the state of facts and evidence.
-- John Adams Paintball
Honor's a good brooch to wear in a man's hat at all times.
-- Jonson, Ben "Whenever a friend succeeds, a little something in me dies." (Gore Vidal) "Freedom of press is limited to those who own one." (Henry Louis Mencken) Man is a natural polygamist. He always has one woman leading him by the nose and another
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-- H. L. Mencken "If liberty means anything at all, it means the right to tell people what they don't want to hear." (George Orwell) Paintball Golf is a good walk spoiled.
-- Mark Twain Men have a much better time of it than women: for one thing they marry later, for another thing
they die earlier.
-- H. L. Mencken The nourishment is palatable.
-- Millard Fillmore, dying words Paintball
Be willing to make decisions. That's the most important quality in a good leader. Don't fall victim
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-- Gen. George Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is most important that you do it.
-- Gandhi Marriage is bliss. Ignorance is bliss. Ergo...
-- Anonymous "How can we know the dancer from the dance?" (William Butler Yeats) Action springs not from thought, but from a readiness for responsibility.
-- Dietrich Bonhoeffer Paintball Most people think life sucks, and then you die. Not me. I beg to differ. I think life sucks, then you
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Prayer gives a man the opportunity of getting to know a gentleman he hardly ever meets. I do not
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-- Dean Inge Marriage is bliss. Ignorance is bliss. Ergo... It is dangerous for a national candidate to say things that people might remember.
-- Eugene McCarthy A leader in the Democratic Party is a boss, in the Republican Party he is a leader.
Harry S. Truman Nothing can so alienate a voter from the political system as backing a winning candidate.
-- Mark B. Cohen Paintball My best friend is the one who brings out the best in me!
-- Henry Ford Any intelligent woman who reads the marriage contract, and then goes into it, deserves all the
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-- Isadora Duncan In the book of life, the answers aren't in the back.
-- Charlie Brown, character in "Peanuts" comic strip, created by Charles Schultz Paintball
"When we are born we cry that we are come to this great stage of fools." (William Shakespeare) "The want of logic annoys. Too much logic bores. Life eludes logic, and everything that logic alone constructs remains artificial and forced." (André Gide) Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence--a life sentence. The marriage of Marxism and feminism has been like the marriage of husband and wife depicted in English common law: Marxism and feminism are one, and that one is Marxism. --Heidi Hartmann [The Unhappy Dew knot trussed yore spell chequer two fined awl yore mistakes.
-- Brendan Hills Paintball The death of democracy is not likely to be an assassination from ambush. It will be a slow
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-- Robert Hutchins, Great Books, 1954 Martyrdom... is the only way in which a man can become famous without ability. George Bernard
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Where there is love there is life.
-- Gandhi If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight.
-- George Gobel Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called 'Ego'.
- Friedrich Nietzsche I worship the quicksand he walks in.
- Art Buchwald You can pay attention to the fact, in which case you'll probably become a mathematician, or you
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-- Len Evans, professor, Northwestern Paintball Men marry because they are tired, women because they are curious; both are disappointed.
-- Oscar Wilde Defeat never comes to any man until he admits it.
-- Josephus Daniels "Men are wise in proportion, not to their experience, but to their capacity for experience." (George Bernard Shaw) Paintball
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." (Albert Einstein) Can you imagine what I would do if I could do all I can?
-- The Artist Formerly Known As Prince History will be kind to me for I intend to write it.
-- Winston Churchill "The last of the human freedoms is to choose one's attitude in any given set of circumstances." (Viktor E. Frankl) "Let no one be discouraged by the belief there is nothing one person can do against the enormous array of the world's ills, misery, ignorance, and violence. Few will have the greatness to bend history Paintball If it is not right do not do it; if it is not true do not say it.
-- Marcus Aurelius My wife ran off with my best friend last week. I miss him! I like two kinds of men: domestic and foreign.
-- Mae West Paintball
