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Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not
there, I go to work.
-- Robert Orben "True friendship is like sound health; the value of it is seldom known until it is lost." (Charles Caleb Colton) The only thing you take with you when you're gone is what you leave behind.
-- John Allston I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body.
-- Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is
terribly important.
-- Bertrand Russell Rugby There are many things worth living for, there are a few things worth dying for, but there is nothing
worth killing for.
-- Tom Robbins I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked
me in the cellar.
-- Anonymous I think there are only three things America will be known for 2,000 years from now when they
study this civilization: the Constitution, jazz music, and baseball.
-- Gerald Early, writer, baseball do Rugby
I think 'Hail to the Chief' has a nice ring to it.
- John F. Kennedy when asked what is his favorite song Give me chastity and continence, but not yet.
- Saint Augustine The greatest homage to truth is to use it.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than
you is a maniac.
-- George Carlin A small family is soon provided for.
-- English Proverb Rugby "Experience: that most brutal of teachers. But you learn; my God, do you learn!" (Clive Staples Lewis) Perfection is what American women expect to find in their husbands, but English women only hope to find in their butlers. -- W. Somerset Maugham You can't learn too soon that the most useful thing about a principle is that it can always be
sacrificed to expediency.
-- W. Somerset Maugham Rugby
I don't know why I did it, I don't know why I enjoyed it, and I don't know why I'll do it again.
-- Bart Simpson, young character from The Simpsons, U.S. animated television show There is no more lovely, friendly and charming relationship, communion or company than a good
marriage
-- Martin Luther Learn to laugh at your troubles and you'll never run out of things to laugh at.
-- Lyn Karol If you don't double-click me, I can't do anything.
-- John Aniston, on how computers have taken over his life Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.
-- Anonymous Rugby We have a habit in writing articles published in scientific journals to make the work as finished as
possible, to cover up all the tracks, to not worry about the blind alleys or describe how you had I never hated a man enough to give him his diamonds back.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor "No one wants a good education. Everyone wants a good degree." (Lee Rudolph) Rugby
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-- excerpt from a letter, Illinois Depart "What is most appealing about young folks, after all, is the changes, not the still photograph of finished character but the movie, the soul in flux." (Thomas Pynchon) If pleasures are greatest in anticipation, just remember that this is also true of trouble.
-- Elbert Hubbard If other people are going to talk, conversation becomes impossible.
-- James McNeill Whistler A person should never be ashamed to own that he is wrong, which is but saying in other words
that he is wiser today than he was yesterday.
-- Alexander Pope Rugby Men have a much better time of it than women; for one thing, they marry later; for another thing, they die earlier. --H.L. Mencken I don't know if God exists, but it would be better for His reputation if He didn't.
-- Jules Renard Study men, not historians.
-- Harry Truman Rugby
If you are all wrapped up in yourself, you are overdressed
-- Kate Halverson We all agree that your theory is crazy, but is it crazy enough?
- Niels Bohr I don't feel good.
-- Luther Burbank, dying words Teach a parrot the terms "supply and demand" and you've got an economist.
-- Thomas Carlyle "The most beautiful things in the world are the most useless, peacocks and lilies, for instance." (John Ruskin) Rugby Try praising your wife, even if it does frighten her at first.
-- Billy Sunday Always talk to your wife while you're making love... if there's a phone handy. "I have an unfortunate personality." (George Orson Welles) Rugby
Some editors are failed writers, but so are most writers.
-- T. S. Eliot Assassins!
-- Arturo Toscanini, to his orchestra Honolulu, it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother.
-- Ken Dodd Good hours, excellent pay, fun place to work, paid training, mean boss. Oh well, four out of five
isn't bad.
-- Help Wanted Ad, PA newspaper, 1994 They gave me a book of checks. They didn't ask for any deposits.
-- Joe Early, Congressman (D-Mass), at a press conference to answer questions about the
House Bank scandal Rugby More than kisses, letters mingle souls.
-- John Donne Tear open packet, unfold and use.
-- Directions on moist towelette package Every major horror of history was committed in the name of an altruistic motive.
-- Ayn Rand Rugby
If there is any one proof of a man's incompetence, it is the stagnant mentality of a worker who,
doing some small routine job in a vast undertaking, does not care to look beyond the lever of a
machi Love thy neighbor, but make sure her husband is away first. When the mouse laughs at the cat, there is a hole nearby.
-- Nigerian Proverb A teacher is one who makes himself progressively unnecessary.
-- Thomas Carruthers "Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful committed citizens can change the world, indeed it is the only thing that ever has." (Margaret Mead, 1901-78) Rugby When you see what some girls marry, you realize how they must hate to work for a living.
-- Helen Rowland There are three types of people in this world: Those who can count, and those who can't.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker "All grown-ups were once children, though few of them remember it." (Antoine de Saint Exupéry) Rugby
The charm of history and its enigmatic lesson consist in the fact that, from age to age, nothing
changes and yet everything is completely different.
-- Aldous Huxley When people have no other tyrant, their own public opinion becomes one.
-- Edward Bulwer-Lytton History repeats itself; that's one of the things that's wrong with history.
-- Clarence Darrow If you don't double-click me, I can't do anything.
-- John Aniston, on how computers have taken over his life When a cat is dropped, it always lands on its feet, and when toast is dropped, it always lands with
the buttered side down. I propose to strap buttered toast to the back of a cat; the 2 will hover,
Rugby This is the miracle that happens every time to those who really love; the more they give, the more
they possess.
-- Rainer Maria Rilke Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, and half shut afterwards.
-- Benjamin Franklin What if it was cats who invented technology... would they have tv shows starring rubber sqeak
toys?
-- Douglas Coupland Rugby
A good cook is like a sorceress who dispenses happiness.
-- Elsa Schiapirelli "When you have nothing to say, say nothing." (Charles Caleb Colton) Marriage: A ceremony in which rings are put on the finger of the lady and around the hands and feet of the man. blah "You can lead a man to Congress, but you can't make him think." (Milton Berle) If a relationship is to evolve, it must go through a series of endings.
-- Lisa Moriyama Rugby May you be blessed with a wife so healthy and strong, she can pull the plow when your horse drops dead. Reason can answer questions, but imagination has to ask them.
-- Ralph N. Gerard When marriage is outlawed, only outlaws will have inlaws. Rugby
Man is the best computer we can put aboard a spacecraft...and the only one that can be mass
produced with unskilled labor.
-- Wernher von Braun Never be possessive. If a female friend lets on that she is going out with another man, be kind
and understanding. If she says she would like to go out with the Dallas Cowboys, including the
coachin The greatest discovery of my generation is that human beings can alter their lives by altering their
attitudes of mind.
-- William James "Jesus died too soon. If he had lived to my age he would have repudiated his doctrine." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death.
- H. H. Munro (Saki) Rugby If you are going through hell, keep going.
- Sir Winston Churchill What luck for the rulers that men do not think.
-- Adolf Hitler Paradoxically though it may seem, it is none the less true that life imitates art far more than art
imitates life.
-- Oscar Wilde Rugby
Live TV died in the late 1950s, electronic bulletin boards came along in the mid-1980s, meaning
there was about a 25-year gap when it was difficult to put your foot in your mouth and have
people all I like two kinds of men: domestic and foreign.
-- Mae West Elegance of language may not be in the power of all of us; but simplicity and straight forwardness
are. Write much as you would speak; speak as you think. If with your inferior, speak no coarser
tha The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation. What is called resignation is confirmed
desperation.
-- Henry David Thoreau, Walden (1854) The tragedy of life is not that man loses, but that he almost wins.
-- Heywood Brown Rugby When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
-- Sacha Guitry If the headache would only precede the intoxication, alcoholism would be a virtue.
-- Samuel Butler I have come to the conclusion never again to think of marrying, and for this reason, I can never
be satisfied with anyone who would be blockhead enough to have me.
-- Abraham Lincoln, in a letter to Rugby
