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History repeats itself; that's one of the things that's wrong with history.
-- Clarence Darrow The man who complains about the way the ball bounces is likely the one who dropped it.
-- Lou Holtz In science one tries to tell people, in such a way as to be understood by everyone, something that
no one ever knew before. But in poetry, it's the exact opposite.
-- Paul Dirac There's nothing remarkable about it. All one has to do is hit the right keys at the right time and the
instrument plays itself.
-- Johann Sebastian Bach This delivery driver carries no money. His wife has it all. Snooker If ever I get married again it would have to be under an anaesthetic.
-- Marie Tonkin I am ready at any time. Do not keep me waiting.
-- John Brown - last words Time is at once the most valuable and most perishable of all our possessions.
-- John Randolph Snooker
When you are right, you cannot be too radical; When you are wrong, you cannot be too
conservative.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. He who kisses the joy is it flies lives in eternity's sunrise
-- William Blake It is a known fact that men are practical, hardheaded realists, in contrast to women, who are
romantic dreamers and actually believe that estrogenic skin cream must do something or they
couldn't cha Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation leans on the doorbell.
-- Anonymous Every child is born a genius.
-- R. Buckminster Fuller Snooker The theory used to be you marry an older man because they are more mature. The new theory is
that men don't mature. So you might as well marry a younger one.
-- Anonymous "I don't use drugs, my dreams are frightening enough." (M. C. Escher) When you're away, I'm restless, lonely
Wretched, bored, dejected; only
here's the rub, my darling dear,
I feel the same when you are here.
-- Samuel Hoffenstein Snooker
In America, anybody can be president. That's one of the risks you take.
-- Adlai Stevenson "I don't think it's the nature of any man to be monogamous. Men are propelled by genetically ordained impulses over which they have no control to distribute their seed." (Marlon Brando) Never moon a werewolf.
-- Mike Binder To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance.
-- Oscar Wilde The longer I live the more I see that I am never wrong about anything, and that all the pains that I
have so humbly taken to verify my notions have only wasted my time.
-- George Bernard Shaw Snooker If you find it in your heart to care for somebody else, you will have succeeded.
-- Maya Angelou Assassins!
-- Arturo Toscanini, to his orchestra I would venture to guess that Anon, who wrote so many poems without signing them, was often a
woman.
-- Virginia Woolf Snooker
Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson A man must marry only a very pretty woman in case he should ever want some other man to take
her off his hands.
-- Sacha Guitry How many legs does a dog have if you call the tail a leg? Four. Calling a tail a leg doesn't make it
a leg.
-- Abraham Lincoln What luck for the rulers that men do not think.
-- Adolf Hitler Chase after the truth like all hell and you'll free yourself, even though you never touch its
coattails.
-- Clarence Darrow Snooker A little girl at the wedding afterwards asked her mother why the bride changed her mind. "What
do you mean?" responded her mother. "Well, she went down the aisle with one man, and came
back with ano "Majority rule only works if you're also considering individual rights. Because you can't have five wolves and one sheep voting on what to have for supper." (Larry Flynt) Love may be a dream but marriage is a nightmare.
-- Joan Collins Snooker
Argue for your limitations, and sure enough they're yours.
- Richard Bach When you're away, I'm restless, lonely
Wretched, bored, dejected; only
here's the rub, my darling dear,
I feel the same when you are here.
-- Samuel Hoffenstein Life isn't a matter of milestones, but of moments.
-- Rose Kennedy Disbelief in magic can force a poor soul into believing in government and business.
-- Tom Robbins Do not let yourselves be discouraged or embittered by the smallness of the success you are likely
to achieve in trying to make life better. You certainly would not be able, in a single generation, to Snooker The streets are safe in Philadelphia. It's only the people who make them unsafe.
-- Frank Rizzo, ex-police chief and mayor of Philadelphia The democratic theory is that if you accumulate enough ignorance at the polls, you produce
intelligence.
-- Philo Vance Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.
-- Will Rogers Snooker
"'Contrariwise,' continued Tweedledee, 'if it was so, it might be, and if it were so, it would be; but as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic!'" (Lewis Carroll, Through the Looking Glass) When people talk, listen completely. Most people never listen.
-- Ernest Hemingway In the blithe days of honeymoon,
With Kate's allurements smitten,
I lov'd her late, I lov'd her soon,
And call'd her dearest kitten.
But now my kitten's grown a cat,
And cross like other wives.
I would venture to guess that Anon, who wrote so many poems without signing them, was often a
woman.
-- Virginia Woolf Great ability develops and reveals itself increasingly with every new assignment. Baltasar
Gracian Snooker "Fools rush in where angels fear to tread." (Alexander Pope) Having a family is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain.
-- Martin Mull We come to love not by finding a perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person
perfectly.
-- Anonymous Snooker
When marriage is outlawed, only outlaws will have inlaws. Why are women so much more interesting to men than men are to women?
-- Virginia Woolf Love is a perky elf dancing a merry little jig and then suddenly he turns on you with a miniature
machine gun.
-- Matt Groening, Love is Hell A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.
-Robert Frost (1874-1963) blah "A friend is someone who gives you total freedom to be yourself." (James Douglas Morrison, lead singer of The Doors) Snooker "There are some enterprises in which a careful disorderliness is the true method." (Herman Melville, Moby Dick) Blessed are the young for they shall inherit the national debt.
-- Herbert Hoover "A wise man among the ignorant is as a beautiful girl in the company of blind men." (Saadi) Snooker
Nature gave men two ends - one to sit on and one to think with. Ever since then man's success or
failure has been dependent on the one he used most.
-- George R. Kirkpatrick Good-bye. I am leaving because I am bored.
-- George Saunders - last words Use your own best judgment at all times.
-- The entire Nordstrom's Department Stores policy manual We need the iron qualities that go with true manhood. We need the positive virtues of resolution,
of courage, of indomitable will, of power to do without shrinking the rough work that must always
be I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body.
-- Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward Snooker "Sometimes I think it's another sign of the sad necessity of our crowded, lonely lives, an urgent hopeless reaching out to touch something real, a deep hunger for something authentic when everything s Everything that irritates us about others can lead us to an understanding of ourselves.
-- Carl Gustav Jung It is dangerous for a national candidate to say things that people might remember.
-- Eugene McCarthy Snooker
Diplomacy is the art of saying "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock.
-- Wynn Catlin, also attributed to Will Rogers "Failure is not an option!" (Ed Harris, as Gene Kranz, Apollo 13) "A man of genius makes no mistakes; his errors are volitional and are the portals of discovery." (James Joyce) A multiple personality is in a certain sense normal.
-- George H. Mead By the time (the Leaning Tower of Pisa) was 10% built, everyone knew it would be a total
disaster. But the investment was so big they felt compelled to go on. Since its completion, it cost
a fortune Snooker "Goodwill is the only asset that competition cannot undersell or destroy." (Mrshall Field, businessman and philanthropist) In answer to the question of why it happened, I offer the modest proposal that our Universe is
simply one of those things which happen from time to time.
-- Edward P. Tryon In answer to the question of why it happened, I offer the modest proposal that our Universe is
simply one of those things which happen from time to time.
-- Edward P. Tryon Snooker
Ah, well, then I suppose I shall have to die beyond my means.
-- Oscar Wilde, dying words "If I could drop dead right now, I'd be the happiest man alive." (Samuel Goldwyn) Weaseling out of things is good. It's what separates us from the other animals....except weasels.
-- Homer Simpson, character from The Simpsons, U.S. animated television show Live truth instead of professing it.
-- Elbert Hubbard Knowledge is the intellectual manipulation of carefully verified observations.
-- Sigmund Freud Snooker To teach is to learn twice.
-- Joseph Joubert >From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some
day I intend reading it.
-- Groucho Marx Children should be like waffles--you should be able to throw the first one away.
-- Mary Alice Messenger Snooker
If your daily life seems poor, do not blame it; blame yourself, tell yourself that you are not a poet
enough to call forth its riches; for to the creator there is no poverty and no poor indifferent p "Eternal vigilance is the price of freedom." (Raymonde Uy) It is not enough to succeed. Others must fail.
-- Gore Vidal May you grow so rich your widow's second husband never has to worry about a living, God forbid. Character is what you are in the dark.
-- Dwight L. Moody Snooker "The act of policing is, in order to punish less often, to punish more severely." (Napoleon Bonaparte) He believes that marriage and a career don't mix. So after the wedding he plans to quit his job.
-- Anonymous When marriage is outlawed, only outlaws will have inlaws. Snooker
