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SquashNow - Latest news from the international circuit.
Avon Junior Squashmad Website - News, information, tournaments, photographs, coaching, player of the month, and links.
Yorkshire Squash Rackets Association - Information, club list, and coach list.
England Squash - Official site of the governing body offers news, events calendar, history, rankings, juniors, development, coaching and officials resources, and links.
British Open Squash - Official site. Includes news, results, draws, reports, players, and photo gallery, and history sections.
SquashPlayer Magazine - UK based squash magazine.
Squash Wales - Official site. Includes full details on teams, results and standings. Photographic gallery.
Scottish Squash - Official site includes fixtures, results and rankings. Club directory.
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It's just that they need more supervision. -- Lynn The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and science. -- Albert Einstein Squash He who limps is still walking. -- Stanislaw J. Lec "Don't let your ego get too close to your position, so that if your position gets shot down, your ego doesn't go with it." (Colin Powell) It is the customary fate of new truths to begin as heresies and to end as superstitions. -- Aldous Huxley By the time (the Leaning Tower of Pisa) was 10% built, everyone knew it would be a total disaster. But the investment was so big they felt compelled to go on. Since its completion, it cost a fortune Perfection is what American women expect to find in their husbands, but English women only hope to find in their butlers. -- W. Somerset Maugham Squash "Friendship is born at the moment when one person says to another, 'What?! You too! Thought I was the only one.'" (Clive Staples Lewis) By working faithfully eight hours a day, you might eventually get to be a boss and work twelve hours a day. -- ROBERT FROST "Kill a man, and you are a murderer. Kill millions of men, and you are a conquerer. Kill everyone, and you are a god." (Jean Rostand) Squash "The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of the dream." (Eleanor Roosevelt) "I've decided something: Commercial things really do stink. As soon as it becomes commercial for a mass market it really stinks." (Andy Warhol, The Andy Warhol Diaries, 1989) If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight. -- George Gobel Whatever women do they must do it twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily this is not difficult. -- Charlotte Whitton A man who has never made a woman angry is a failure in life. -- Christopher Morley Squash If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one? -- Abraham Lincoln When women go wrong, men go right after them. -- Mae West "When we are born we cry that we are come to this great stage of fools." (William Shakespeare) Squash Marriage: A ceremony in which rings are put on the finger of the lady and around the hands and feet of the man. Consequences, schmonsequences, as long as I'm rich! -- Chuck Jones-directed cartoon Is life so dear, or peace so sweet, as to be purchased at the price of chains or slavery? Forbid it, Almighty God! I know not what course others may take but as for me; give me liberty or give me de In the book of life, the answers aren't in the back. -- Charlie Brown, character in "Peanuts" comic strip, created by Charles Schultz Vote for the man who promises least. He'll be the least disappointing. -- Bernard Baruch Squash The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you. -- Rita Mae Brown The love we give away is the only love we keep. -- Elbert Hubbard Love means to love that which is unlovable; or it is no virtue at all. -- G. K. Chesterton Squash Whatever is begun in anger ends in shame. - Benjamin Franklin To marry is to halve your rights and double your duties. -- Arthur Schopenhauer Before you put on a frown, make absolutely sure there are no smiles available. -- Jim Beggs "As is our confidence, so is our capacity." (William Hazlitt) I hope you have not been leading a double life, pretending to be wicked and being really good all the time. That would be hypocrisy. -- Oscar Wilde Squash All television is children's television. -- Richard P. Adler If law school is so hard to get through... how come there are so many lawyers? -- Calvin Trillin A clever man commits no minor blunders. - Goethe Squash Where there is an unknowable there is a promise. -- Thornton Wilder I figure you have the same chance of winning the lottery whether you play or not. -- Fran Lebowitz Avoid having your ego so close to your position that when your position falls, your ego goes with it. -- Colin Powell In times of profound change, the learners inherit the earth, while the learned find themselves beautifully equipped to deal with a world that no longer exists. -- Al Rogers, Global SchoolHouse Netw Not everything that can be counted counts; and not everything that counts can be counted. -- Albert Einstein Squash They think they can make fuel from horse manure.... Now, I don't know if your car will be able to get 30 miles to the gallon, but it's sure gonna put a stop to siphoning. -- Billie Holliday Coffee is a beverage that puts one to sleep when not drank. -- Alphonse Allais He who laughs last is generally the last to get the joke. -- Terry Cohen Squash Organic chemistry is the chemistry of carbon compounds. Biochemistry is the study of carbon compounds that crawl. -- Mike Adams We got to roll with the punches, play all of our hunches, make the best of whatever comes your way. Forget that blind ambition, learn to trust your intuition -- plowing straight ahead, come what may "Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known." (Blaise Pascal) I think of my wife and I think of Lot, and I think of the lucky break he got. "Like as the waves make towards the pebbl'd shore, so do our minutes, hasten to their end." (William Shakespeare) Squash Freedom is what you do with what's been done to you. -- John-Paul Sartre A man can do what he wants, but not want what he wants. -- Arthur Schoperhauer blah "If we did all the things we are capable of, we would literally astound ourselves." (Thomas Alva Edison) Squash Good judgement comes from experience, and experience--well, that comes from poor judgement. -- Cousin Woodman How wrong it is for a woman to expect the man to build the world she wants, rather than to create it herself. - Anais Nin The best reason I can think of for not running for President of the United States is that you have to shave twice a day. -- Adlai Stevenson Multimedia? As far as I'm concerned, it's reading with the radio on! -- Rory Bremner "Kill a man, and you are a murderer. Kill millions of men, and you are a conquerer. Kill everyone, and you are a god." (Jean Rostand) Squash The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax. -- Albert Einstein When he first ran for office, he appealed to the voters: "I never stole anything in my life. All I ask is a chance." -- Anon. Republican boys date Democratic girls. They plan to marry Republican girls, but feel they're entitled to a little fun first. Squash I married beneath me. All women do. -- Lady Nancy Astor, attributed If you would thoroughly know anything, teach it to others. -- Tryon Edwards When women go wrong, men go right after them. -- Mae West Look not mournfully into the Past. It comes not back again. Wisely improve the Present. It is thine. Go forth to meet the shadowy Future, without fear, and with a manly heart. -- Henry Wadsworth Lo Television: A medium. So called because it is neither rare nor well done. -- Ernie Kovacs Squash If a man is considered guilty for what goes on in his mind, give me the electric chair for all my future crimes. -- Prince "Dying is the most embarrassing thing that can ever happen to you, because someone's got to take care of all your details." (Andy Warhol, America, 1985) Discovery consists of looking at the same thing as everyone else does and thinking something different. -- Albert Szent-Gyorgyi, 1937 Nobel Prize in Physiology and Medicine Squash Perfection is what American women expect to find in their husbands, but English women only hope to find in their butlers. -- W. Somerset Maugham I am going to put myself to sleep now for a bit longer than usual. Call the time Eternity." (Jerzy Kosinski, Polish novelist, from his suicide note) I tried a mail order bride, once, but she was damaged in the mail, and I had to return the unused part for my full refund. 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