Never moon a werewolf.
-- Mike Binder Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy.
-- Anonymous Drink to me.
-- Pablo Picasso, dying words If the French were really intelligent, they'd speak English.
-- Wilfred Sheed Never be unfaithful to a lover, except with your wife.
-- P. J. O'Rourke Target Shooting A government is the only known vessel that leaks from the top.
-- James Reston "Fools rush in where angels fear to tread." (Alexander Pope) Honor lies in honest toil.
-- Grover Cleveland Target Shooting
The empires of the future are the empires of the mind.
-- Winston Churchill And since the stench of death will always attract flies and vermin, the arrival of Geraldo was
perhaps inevitable.
-- Garry Trudeau Some men are born with cold feet; some acquire cold feet; and some have cold feet thrust upon
them.
-- Anonymous A really busy person never knows how much he weighs.
-- Ed Howe "Freedom of press is limited to those who own one." (Henry Louis Mencken) Target Shooting The gods gave man fire and he invented fire engines. They gave him love and he invented marriage. Every major horror of history was committed in the name of an altruistic motive.
-- Ayn Rand "All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream." (Edger Allen Poe) Target Shooting
There is no one so bound to his own face that he does not cherish the hope of presenting another
to the world.
-- Antonio Machado Thanksgiving is so called because we are all so thankful that it only comes once a year.
-- P. J. O'Rourke To correct a natural indifference I was placed half-way between misery and the sun. Misery kept
me from believing that all was well under the sun, and the sun taught me that history wasn't
everythin "Who is more foolish? The fool or the fool that follows it?" (Alec Guinness) All over Washington today, the politicians and the power brokers are happy. In fact, if you listen
closely, you can hear the sound of champagne corks popping.
-- Paul Jacob, Term Limits Executive Di Target Shooting Life is a great big canvas; throw all the paint on it you can.
-- Danny Kaye We never reflect how pleasant it is to ask for nothing.
-- Seneca You've no idea of what a poor opinion I have of myself, and how little I deserve it.
-- W.S. Gilbert Target Shooting
He had occasional flashes of silence that made his conversation perfectly delightful.
-- Sydney Smith, referring to Macaulay The greatest test of courage on earth is to bear defeat without losing heart.
-- Robert G. Ingersoll Some people go to priests; others to poetry; I to my friends.
-- Virginia Woolf, Bernard, in The Waves, 1931; repr. 1943, p. 189 The male is a domestic animal which, if treated with firmness, can be trained to do most things.
-- Jilly Cooper If I were a girl, I'd despair. The supply of good women far exceeds that of the men who deserve
them.
-- Robert Graves Target Shooting "It seems to me that there are two kinds of trickery: the 'fronts' people assume before one another's eyes, and the 'front' a writer puts on the face of reality." (Francois Sagan) It is the final proof of God's omnipotence that he need not exist in order to save us.
-- Peter De Vries Being on the tightrope is living; everything else is waiting.
- Karl Wallenda Target Shooting
The heart has its reasons of which reason knows nothing.
-- Blaise Pascal, Pens&eactue;es, trans. A.J. Krailsheimer "You know what charm is: a way of getting the answer yes without having asked any clear question." (Albert Camus, The Fall) Life isn't about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself.
-- George Bernard Shaw A teacher is one who makes himself progressively unnecessary.
-- Thomas Carruthers No one can earn a million dollars honestly.
- William Jennings Bryan Target Shooting Be tolerant of the human race. Your whole family belongs to it -- and some of your spouse's
family does too.
-- Anonymous We can do not great things - only small things with great love.
-- Mother Theresa See what will happen if you don't stop biting your fingernails?
-- Will Rogers, to his niece on seeing the Venus de Milo Target Shooting
Creativity is the sudden cessation of stupidity.
-- Edward H. Land When a thing has been said and said well, have no scruple. Take it and copy it.
-- Anatole France "Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships." (Sharon Stone) A problem is a chance for you to do your best.
-- Buke Ellington Miracles occur naturally as expressions of love. The real miracle is the love that inspires them. In
this sense everything that comes from love is a miracle.
-- Marianne Williamson Target Shooting There was never a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him asleep.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson "To educate educators! But the first ones must educate themselves! And for these I write." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Matters of religion should never be matters of controversy. We neither argue with a lover about
his taste, not condemn him, if we are just, for knowing so human a passion.
-- George Santayana Target Shooting
Never marry for money. Ye'll borrow it cheaper.
-- Scottish Proverb I don't mind if you don't like my manners. I don't like them myself. They're pretty bad. I grieve over
them on long winter evenings.
-- Humphrey Bogart to Lauren Bacall, in "The Big Sleep" "The only things worth learning are the things you learn after you know it all." (Harry S. Truman) "In large states public education will always be mediocre, for the same reason that in large kitchens the cooking is usually bad." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Egotist: a person more interested in himself than in me.
- Ambrose Bierce Target Shooting Humor is the first of the gifts to perish in a foreign tongue.
-- Virginia Woolf "One often contradicts an opinion when what is uncongenial is really the tone in which it was conveyed." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Prayer gives a man the opportunity of getting to know a gentleman he hardly ever meets. I do not
mean his maker, but himself.
-- Dean Inge Target Shooting
Ninety percent of the game is half mental.
-- Yogi Berra "If I were still a critic, I would loathe knowing the person I was writing about. There's enough of an incestuous relationship between subject and writer." (Manny Farber, American film theorist) Creativity is the sudden cessation of stupidity.
-- Edward H. Land Convictions are more dangerous enemies of truth than lies.
-- Friedrich Nietzsche Adolescence is a period of rapid changes. Between the ages of 12 and 17, for example, a parent
ages as much as 20 years.
-- Anonymous Target Shooting "Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines." (John Benfield) The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone and no one is going
to make fun of you.
-- Woody Allen "Contrariwise," continued Tweedledee, "if it was so, it might be, and if it were so, it would be; but
as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic!"
-- Lewis Carroll, Alice in Wonderland Target Shooting
Don't look back -- something might be gaining on you.
-- Satchel Paige Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever.
- Napoleon Bonaparte The price of freedom is eternal vigilance.
-- Thomas Jefferson If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight.
-- George Gobel "This is slavery, not to speak one's thought." (Euripides) Target Shooting And since the stench of death will always attract flies and vermin, the arrival of Geraldo was
perhaps inevitable.
-- Garry Trudeau "You exist only in what you do." (Federico Fellini) Go on, get out. Last words are for fools who haven't said enough.
-- Karl Marx, dying words to his housekeeper Target Shooting
Church is only society on earth that exists for the benefit of non-members.
-- William Temple Integrity without knowledge is weak and useless, and knowledge without integrity is dangerous
and dreadful.
-- Samuel Johnson I'm worried that the universe will soon need replacing. It's not holding a charge.
-- Edward Chilton Never look at the trombones. You'll only encourage them.
-- Richard Strauss, on conducting Thought is action in rehearsal.
-- Sigmund Freud Target Shooting The louder he talked of his honour, the faster we counted our spoons.
-- Emerson, Ralph Waldo Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and those inside
desperate to get out.
-- Michel de Montaigne Love is what we are born with. Fear is what we learn. The spiritual journey is the unlearning of
fear and prejudices and the acceptance of love back in our hearts. Love is the essential reality
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"One can never consent to creep when one feels an impulse to soar." (Helen Keller) "For how can one know color in perpetual green, and what good is warmth without cold to give it sweetness?" (John Steinbeck, Travels With Charley) A little girl at the wedding afterwards asked her mother why the bride changed her mind. "What
do you mean?" responded her mother. "Well, she went down the aisle with one man, and came
back with ano The mediocre teacher tells. The good teacher explains.The superior teacher demonstrates. The
great teacher inspires.
-- William Arthur Ward "Self-confidence is the first requisite for achieving great things." (Samuel Johnson) Target Shooting Value your words. Each one may be the last.
-- Stanislaw J. Lec Always do right; this will gratify some people and astonish the rest.
-- Mark Twain "Mistakes are the portals of discovery." (James Joyce) Target Shooting
