Experience is what you get when you don't get what you want.
-- Don Stanford Health food makes me sick.
-- Calvin Trillin Diplomat: A man who can convince his wife she would look stout in a fur coat. "Do not do unto others as you expect they should do unto you. Their tastes may not be the same." (George Bernard Shaw) I would venture to guess that Anon, who wrote so many poems without signing them, was often a
woman.
-- Virginia Woolf Volleyball My darling wife was always glum. I drowned her in a cask of rum, And so made sure that she would stay, In better spirits night and day. He had occasional flashes of silence that made his conversation perfectly delightful.
-- Sydney Smith, referring to Macaulay "Not only is there no guarantee of the temporal immortality of the human soul, that is to say of its eternal survival after death; but, in any case, this assumption completely fails to accomplish the Volleyball
Count your age with friends but not with years.
-- Anonymous I think that I shall never see
A billboard lovely as a tree.
Indeed, unless the billboards fall,
I'll never see a tree at all.
-- Ogden Nash, Song of the Open Road, 1945 If you would thoroughly know anything, teach it to others.
-- Tryon Edwards The democratic theory is that if you accumulate enough ignorance at the polls, you produce
intelligence.
-- Philo Vance "If you light a man a fire, he will be warm for a day; if you light a man on fire, he will be warm for the rest of his life." (Anonymous) Volleyball Don't be afraid your life will end; be afraid that it will never begin.
-- Grace Hansen Life is a series of experiences, each one of which makes us bigger, even though it is hard to
realize this. For the world was built to develop character, and we must learn that the setbacks and
grie In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: It goes on.
-- Robert Frost Volleyball
You don't have to suffer to be a poet; adolescence is enough suffering for anyone.
-- John Ciardi Marriage is a trip between Niagara Falls and Reno. "Any fool can criticize, condemn, and complain -- and most fools do." (Dale Carnegie) A real leader faces the music, even when he doesn't like the tune.
-- Anonymous The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to
contact us.
-- Bill Watterson, in his comic strip Calvin and Hobbes Volleyball Assassins!
-- Arturo Toscanini, to his orchestra Always do right; this will gratify some people and astonish the rest.
-- Mark Twain How could they tell?
-- Dorothy Parker, upon hearing that President Coolidge had died Volleyball
I'm not indecisive. Am I indecisive?
-- Jim Scheibel, mayor, St. Paul MN By all means marry. If you get a good wife you will become happy, and if you get a bad one you
will become a philosopher.
-- Socrates Some people go to priests; others to poetry; I to my friends.
-- Virginia Woolf Drink to me.
-- Pablo Picasso, dying words He who hesitates is a damned fool.
- Mae West Volleyball "Friends can help each other. A true friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself--and especially to feel. Or, not feel. Whatever you happen to be feeling at the moment is fine wit Sex is the mathematics urge sublimated.
-- M. C. Reed Where there is marriage without love, there will be love without marriage.
-- Benjamin Franklin Volleyball
Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door
and just visit now and then.
-- Katharine Hepburn Learning is what most adults will do for a living in the 21st century.
- Lewis Perelman A multiple personality is in a certain sense normal.
-- George H. Mead One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is
terribly important.
- Bertrand Russell
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A little inaccuracy sometimes saves a ton In the end, everything is a gag.
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Good Night, Good night! Parting is such sweet sorrow,
that I shall say good night till it be morrow.
-- Romeo and Juliet, Shakespeare. Act II, Scene II, lines 220-221 Love is an ideal thing, marriage a real thing; a confusion of the real with the ideal never goes
unpunished.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Famous remarks are very seldom quoted correctly.
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Practice random acts of kindness and sensless acts of beauty.
-- Adair Lara The honest poor can sometimes forget poverty. The honest rich can never forget it.
-- G. K. Chesterton The great end of life is not knowledge, but action. What men need is as much knowledge as they
can organize for action; give them more and it may become injurious. Some men are heavy and
stupid from A hippo does not have a sting in its tail, but a wise man would still rather be sat on by a bee.
-- Polish proverb The imaginary friends I had as a kid dropped me because their friends thought I didn't exist.
-- Aaron Machado Volleyball Patriotism is the virtue of the vicious.
-- Oscar Wilde Based on what you know about him in history books, what do you think Abraham Lincoln would
be doing if he were alive today?
1) Writing his memoirs of the Civil War.
2) Advising the President.
3) D To be able to say how much love, is love but little.
-- Petrarch Volleyball
A woman may very well form a friendship with a man, but for this to endure, it must be assisted
by a little physical antipathy.
-- Friedrich Nietzsche You are educated when you have the ability to listen to almost anything without losing your
temper or self-confidence.
-- Robert Frost My theology, briefly, is that the universe was dictated but not signed.
-- Christopher Morley One word frees us of all the weight and pain of life: that word is love.
-- Sophocles If you are all wrapped up in yourself, you are overdressed
-- Kate Halverson Volleyball "I fear we are not getting rid of God because we still believe in grammar." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Blessed are the young for they shall inherit the national debt.
-- Herbert Hoover A liberal is a man too broadminded to take his own side in a quarrel.
-- Robert Frost Volleyball
If something is boring after two minutes, try it for four. If still boring, then eight. Then sixteen. Then thirty-two. Eventually one discovers that it is not boring at all." (John Cage) "The key to wisdom is knowing all the right questions." (John A. Simone Jr.) "I have never met a man so ignorant that I couldn't learn something from him." (Galileo Galilei) You cannot think about thinking, without thinking about thinking about something.
-- Seymour Papert Die? I should say not, dear fellow. No Barrymore would allow such a conventional thing to
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-- John Barrymore - last words Volleyball blah "Show me a thoroughly satisfied man and I will show you a failure." (Thomas Alva Edison) The fate of love is that it always seems too little or too much.
-- Anonymous "One of the great dangers in having a career is getting bored." (Itzhak Perlman) Volleyball
Anyone can do any amount of work provided it isn't the work he's supposed to be doing at the
moment.
-- Robert Benchley "In order to preserve your self-respect, it is sometimes necessary to lie and cheat." (Robert Byrne) The real test of friendship is: Can you literally do nothing with the other person? Can you enjoy
together those moments of life that are utterly simple? They are the moments people looks back
on at Good teaching is one-fourth preparation and three-fourths theater.
- Gail Godwin >From error to error one discovers the entire truth.
-- Sigmund Freud Volleyball The most exciting attractions are between two opposites that never meet.
-- Andy Warhol You've no idea of what a poor opinion I have of myself, and how little I deserve it.
-- W.S. Gilbert "The order of the world is always right - such is the judgment of God. For God has departed, but he has left his judgment behind, the way the Cheshire Cat left his grin." (Jean Baudrillard) Volleyball
For centuries, theologians have been explaining the unknowable in terms of the-not-worth-
knowing.
- Henry Louis Mencken When I have a kid, I wanna put him in one of those strollers for twins, then run around the mall
looking frantic.
-- Steven Wright ...the fog is rising.
-- Emily Dickinson, dying words "I would rather be exposed to the inconveniences attending too much liberty than to those attending too small a degree of it." (Thomas Jefferson, to Archibald Stuart, 1791) If you can't feed a hundred people, then feed just one.
-- Mother Teresa Volleyball "When once you have tasted flight you will always walk the earth with your eyes turned skyward: for there you have been and there you will always be." (Henry Van Dyke) He early on let her know who is the boss. He looked her right in the eye and clearly said, "You're
the boss."
-- Anonymous To love another person is to see the face of God.
-- Lyric from Les Miserables Volleyball
