"Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like nobody's watching." (Satchel Paige) If a man is considered guilty for what goes on in his mind, give me the electric chair for all my
future crimes.
-- Prince "Dreams are the touchstones of our personality." (Henry David Thoreau) I am ready at any time. Do not keep me waiting.
-- John Brown - last words Women are like tea bags; put them in hot water and they get stronger.
-- Eleanor Roosevelt Maritime The wages of sin are death, but by the time taxes are taken out, it's just sort of a tired feeling.
-- Paula Poundstone The absolute yearning of one human body for another particular body and its indifference to
substitutes is one of life's major mysteries.
-- Iris Murdoch "I am not afraid of tomorrow, for i have seen yesterday and i love today!" (William Allen White) Maritime
If absolute power corrupts absolutely, does absolute powerlessness make you pure?
-- Harry Shearer Before you put on a frown, make absolutely sure there are no smiles available.
-- Jim Beggs "I am interested in anything about revolt, disorder , chaos--especially activity that seems to have no meaning. It seems to me to be the road toward freedom ... Rather than starting inside, I start ou The heart has its reasons of which reason knows nothing.
-- Blaise Pascal, Pens&eactue;es, trans. A.J. Krailsheimer An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her. -- Agatha Christie Maritime "To forget one's purpose is the commonest form of stupidity." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Some men are born with cold feet; some acquire cold feet; and some have cold feet thrust upon
them.
-- Anonymous The great tragedy of science, the slaying of a beautiful theory by an ugly fact.
-- Thomas Henry Huxley Maritime
What is the answer? In that case, what is the question?
-- Gertrude Stein, dying words Love one another and you will be happy. It's as simple and as difficult as that.
-- Michael Leunig Each religion, by the help of more or less myth which it takes more or less seriously, proposes
some method of fortifying the human soul and enabline it to make its peace with its destiny.
-- George The imaginary friends I had as a kid dropped me because their friends thought I didn't exist.
-- Aaron Machado "Dying is the most embarrassing thing that can ever happen to you, because someone's got to take care of all your details." (Andy Warhol, America, 1985) Maritime "True friends, like diamonds, are precious and rare. False friends, like autumn leaves, are found everywhere." (Anonymous) The heart has its reasons of which reason knows nothing.
-- Blaise Pascal, Pens&eactue;es, trans. A.J. Krailsheimer I have a daughter who goes to SMU. She could've gone to UCLA here in California, but it's one
more letter she'd have to remember.
-- Shecky Greene Maritime
Vitality shows in not only the ability to persist but the ability to start over.
-- F. Scott Fitzgerald There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.
- Frank Zappa "The evil that men do lives after them; The good is oft interred with their bones." (William Shakespeare, Julius Cćsar. Act iii. Sc. 2.) If you can't sleep, then get up and do something instead of lying there and worrying. It's the worry
that gets you, not the loss of sleep.
-- Dale Carnegie All that is gold does not glitter. Not all those who wander are lost;
-- J.R.R. Tolkein Maritime Infatuation is when you think that he's as sexy as Robert Redford, as smart as Henry Kissinger,
as noble as Ralph Nader, as funny as Woody Allen, and as athletic as Jimmy Conners. Love is
when you r Love thy neighbor, but make sure her husband is away first. My initial response was to sue her for defamation of character, but then I realized that I had no
character.
-- Charles Barkley, on hearing Tonya Harding proclaim herself "the Charles Barkley of fig Maritime
Luck is the residue of design.
- Branch Rickey - former owner of the Brooklyn Dodger Baseball Team Never practice two vices at once.
-- Tallulah Bankhead I admire the serene assurance of those who have religious faith. It is wonderful to observe the
calm confidence of a Christian with four aces.
-- Mark Twain blah bl "The better the state is established, the fainter is humanity." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Now is the time for all good men to come to.
-- Walt Kelly Maritime There is a coherent plan in the universe, though I don't know what it's a plan for.
-- Fred Hoyle Don't marry for money; you can borrow it cheaper. "Is man merely a mistake of God's? Or God merely a mistake of man's?" (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Maritime
Three o'clock is always too late or too early for anything you want to do.
- Jean-Paul Sartre "All women love the men they fear. All women kiss the hand that rules them." (Lionel Atwill) It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating.
-- Oscar Wilde your daughters marry men of substance: gypsies with two bears. The work of internal government has become the task of controlling the thousands of fifth-rate
men.
-- Henry B. Adams Maritime Nothing is beneath you if it is in the direction of your life.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Women see better than men. Men see lazily, if they do not expect to act. Women see quite
without any wish to act.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance
- Oscar Wilde Maritime
"There is nothing more fearful than ignorance in action." (Johann Wolfgang von Goethe, 1749-1832, Criticisms, Reflections and Maxims) Moderation is a fatal thing. Nothing succeeds like excess.
-- Oscar Wilde I'll sleep when I'm dead.
- Warren Zevon Wherever you have an efficient government you have a dictatorship.
-- Harry S. Truman I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.
-- Thomas Edison Maritime Learning is a treasure that will follow its owner everywhere.
-- Chinese Proverb Nothing says lovin' like marrying your cousin!
-- Al Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show How is it that little children are so intelligent and men so stupid? It must be education that does it.
-- Alexandre Dumas fils Maritime
Anything is possible, but only a few things actually happen.
-- Richard Rosen The nice thing about egotists is that they don't talk about other people.
- Lucille S. Harper Journalism is merely history's first draft.
-- Geoffrey C. Ward There are many things worth living for, there are a few things worth dying for, but there is nothing
worth killing for.
-- Tom Robbins "Experience is not what happens to a man. It is what a man does with what happens to him." (Aldous Huxley) Maritime "The love of liberty is the love of others; the love of power is the love of ourselves." (William Hazlitt) Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get
money from it.
-- Stephen Leacock It is a known fact that men are practical, hardheaded realists, in contrast to women, who are
romantic dreamers and actually believe that estrogenic skin cream must do something or they
couldn't cha Maritime
Always behave like a duck--keep calm and unruffled on the surface but paddle like the devil
underneath.
-- Jacob Braude "I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw my bath toys were a toaster and a radio." (Joan Rivers) When one is trying to do something beyond his known powers it is useless to seek the approval
of friends. Friends are at their best in moments of defeat.
-- Henry Miller He who knows only his own side of the case, knows little of that.
-- John Stuart Mill "Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better. It's not." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991) Maritime If a man does his best, what else is there?
- General George S. Patton In literature as in love, we are astonished at what is chosen by others.
-- André Maurois I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting.
-- Mark Twain Maritime
Democracy is a government where you can say what you think even if you don't think.
-- Anon. "When you resort to attacking the messenger and not the message, you have lost the debate." (Addison Whithecomb) The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and
science.
-- Albert Einstein Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of man your wife would have preferred. "The reward of a thing well done is having done it." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) Maritime Imitation is the sincerest form of television.
-- Fred Allen Reason can answer questions, but imagination has to ask them.
-- Ralph N. Gerard I feel that if a person has problems communicating the very least he can do is to shut up.
-- Tom Lehrer Maritime
Jake liked his women the way he liked his kiwi fruit: sweet yet tart, firm-fleshed yet yielding to the
touch, and covered with short brown fuzzy hair.
-- Jonathan S. Haas I don't know as much as God, but I know more than He did at my age.
-- Henry Kissinger If a man does his best, what else is there?
- General George S. Patton Do not worry about your difficulties in mathematics. I can assure you mine are still greater.
-- Albert Einstein If you cannot be the master of your language, you must be its slave. If you cannot examine your
thoughts, you have no choice but to think them, however silly they may be.
-- Richard Mitchell, from Maritime The bottom line is that (a) people are never perfect, but love can be, (b) that is the one and only
way that the mediocre and vile can be transformed, and (c) doing that makes it that. We waste
time Education is not filling a bucket, but lighting a fire.
-- William Yeats A university professor set an examination question in which he asked what is the difference
between ignorance and apathy. The professor had to give an A+ to a student who answered: I
don't know and Maritime
