Man is the only animal that laughs and has a state legislature.
-- Samuel Butler This search for what you want is like tracking something that doesn't want to be tracked. It takes
time to get a dance right, to create something memorable.
-- Fred Astaire "I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members." (Groucho Marx) Marriages are made in heaven and consummated on Earth.
-- John Lyly Integrity is what we do, what we say, and what we say we do.
--Don Galer Public Transport The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up in the morning, and does
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-- Robert Frost I shall not waste my days in trying to prolong them.
- Ian L. Fleming Under capitalism man exploits man; under socialism the reverse is true.
-- Polish proverb Public Transport
Choose the life that is most useful, and habit will make it the most agreeable.
-- Francis Bacon What we anticipate seldom occurs: but what we least expect generally happens.
-- Benjamin Disraeli "I met someone on the street who said wasn't it great that we're going to have a movie star for president, that it was so Pop, and (laughs) when you think about it like that, it is great, it's so Amer "People expect a certain reaction from a business, and when you pleasantly exceed those expectations, you've somehow passed an important psychological threshold." (Richard Thalheimer, president, The These people have served a longer sentence than some people who have committed murder.
-- Jeff Greenfield, news analyst, describing the jury in the OJ Simpson murder trial, 1995 Public Transport The streets are safe in Philadelphia. It's only the people who make them unsafe.
-- Frank Rizzo, ex-police chief and mayor of Philadelphia "One of the good things about low self-esteem is never having rain hit you in the face." (John A. Simone Jr.) Trouble is a part of your life, and if you don't share it, you don't give the person that loves you
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-- Dinah Shore Public Transport
A small family is soon provided for.
-- English Proverb This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold
of a hammer.
-- Will Rogers "Truth lies not only in a dream, but in many dreams." (Pier Paolo Pasolini, Italian poet, novelist and filmmaker) You have to kiss a lot of toads before you find a handsome prince.
-- American Proverb If life were predictable it would cease to be life, and be without flavor.
-- Eleanor Roosevelt Public Transport To look backward for a while is to refresh the eye, to restore it, and to render it more fit for its
prime function of looking forward.
-- Margaret Fairless Barber "I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members." (Groucho Marx) There is no sincerer love than the love of food.
-- George Bernard Shaw Public Transport
"The feminists used to say that chivalry and ladyhood were ways of keeping women down and preventing them from standing toe to toe with the guys. Now you've got a lot of women saying that if a guy is First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win.
- Mahatma Gandhi My opinions are my wife's, and she says I'm lucky to have them. Show my head to the people, it is worth seeing.
-- Georges Danton, to his executioner "The most instructive experiences are those of everyday life." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Public Transport I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain
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-- Rita Rudner Love is the wisdom of the fool and the folly of the wise.
-- Samuel Johnson He who laughs last is generally the last to get the joke.
-- Terry Cohen Public Transport
The real test of friendship is: Can you literally do nothing with the other person? Can you enjoy
together those moments of life that are utterly simple? They are the moments people looks back
on at "I'll endorse with my name any of the following; clothing AC-DC, cigarettes, small tapes, sound equipment, ROCK N' ROLL RECORDS, anything, film, and film equipment, Food, Helium, Whips, MONEY!!" (And "The most exciting attractions are between two opposites that never meet." (Andy Warhol) You got to be careful if you don't know where you're going, because you might not get there.
-- Yogi Berra In America, anybody can be president. That's one of the risks you take.
-- Adlai Stevenson Public Transport Women are like tea bags; put them in hot water and they get stronger.
-- Eleanor Roosevelt "... adults are just obsolete children and the hell with them." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991, quoted in his obituary, Time) Love is friendship set on fire.
- Jeremy Taylor Public Transport
The innkeeper loves the drunkard, but not for a son-in-law.
-- Yiddish Proverb Television: A medium. So called because it is neither rare nor well done.
-- Ernie Kovacs Democracy is a government where you can say what you think even if you don't think.
-- Anon. If I had been around when Rubens was painting, I would have been revered as a fabulous model.
Kate Moss? Well, she would have been the paintbrush...
-- Dawn French When you gaze long into the abyss, the abyss also gazes into you.
- Friedrich Nietzsche Public Transport Many a man that could rule a hundherd millyon sthrangers with an ir'n hand is careful to take off
his shoes in the front hallway whin he comes home late at night.
-- Finley Peter Dunne, Mr. Dooley O We have to keep trying things we're not sure we can pull off. If we just do the things we know we
can do... you don't grow as much. You gotta take those chances on making those big mistakes.
-- Cybi "O' What may man within him hide, though angel on the outward side!" (William Shakespeare) Public Transport
The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his.
-- General George Patton Facts are stubborn things; and whatever may be our wishes, our inclinations, or the dictates of
our passions, they cannot alter the state of facts and evidence.
-- John Adams "I offer images; I conjure memories of freedom that can still be reached ... But, we can only open the doors. We can't drag people through. I can't free them unless they want to be free--more than any I don't know why we are here, but I'm pretty sure that it is not in order to enjoy ourselves.
- Ludwig Wittgenstein They gave me a book of checks. They didn't ask for any deposits.
-- Joe Early, Congressman (D-Mass), at a press conference to answer questions about the
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-- Sun Tzu Never be possessive. If a female friend lets on that she is going out with another man, be kind
and understanding. If she says she would like to go out with the Dallas Cowboys, including the
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Marriage certificate is just another word for a work permit. Perhaps, after all, America never has been discovered. I myself would say that it had merely
been detected.
-- Oscar Wilde Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.
- Albert Einstein Teach a parrot the terms "supply and demand" and you've got an economist.
-- Thomas Carlyle Marrying a man is like buying something you've been admiring for a long time in a shop window.
You may love it when you get it home, but it doesn't always go with everything in the house.
-- Jean Ke Public Transport Love is shown in your deeds, not in your words.
-- Fr. Jerome Cummings "Nobody minds having what is too good for them." (Jane Austen) "A wise man among the ignorant is as a beautiful girl in the company of blind men." (Saadi) Public Transport
There are people in the world so hungry, that God cannot appear to them except in the form of
bread.
- Mahatma Gandhi "The most instructive experiences are those of everyday life." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) We can do no great things; only small things with great love.
-- Mother Teresa "If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man but deteriorate the cat." (Mark Twain) "O' What may man within him hide, though angel on the outward side!" (William Shakespeare) Public Transport Moderation is a fatal thing. Nothing succeeds like excess.
-- Oscar Wilde "We the people are the rightful masters of both Congress and the courts, not to overthrow the Constitution but to overthrow the men who pervert the Constitution." (Abraham Lincoln, 1809-65) I choose a block of marble and chop off whatever I don't need.
- Francois-Auguste Rodin (1840-1917), when asked how he managed to make his remarkable
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Give me chastity and continence, but not yet.
- Saint Augustine Man's mind stretched to a new idea never goes back to its original dimensions.
-- Oliver Wendell Holmes The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when
we created them.
- Albert Einstein "The love of liberty is the love of others; the love of power is the love of ourselves." (William Hazlitt) Never be possessive. If a female friend lets on that she is going out with another man, be kind
and understanding. If she says she would like to go out with the Dallas Cowboys, including the
coachin Public Transport "The love of liberty is the love of others; the love of power is the love of ourselves." (William Hazlitt) "Twelve magicians and two carnies have been shot dead doing the bullet catch. That's cool enough, but every night when we close our show with that trick and the loaded gun gets pointed in my face, it Criticism is prejudice made plausible.
- Henry Louis Mencken Public Transport
Marital Freedom: The liberty that allows a husband to do exactly that which his wife pleases.
-- Anonymous A person is not given integrity. It results from the relentless pursuit of honesty at all times.
-- Anon. Hell is a half-filled auditorium.
- Robert Frost The difference between literature and journalism is that journalism is unreadable and literature is
not read.
-- Oscar Wilde Now comes the mystery.
-- Henry Ward Beecher, dying words, March 8, 1887 Public Transport The nice thing about egotists is that they don't talk about other people.
- Lucille S. Harper "Pay no attention to what the critics say; there has never been set up a statue in honor of a critic." (Jean Sibelius) "Beauty awakens the soul to act." (Dante Alighieri, 1265-1321) Public Transport
