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Everyone admits that love is wonderful and necessary, yet no one agrees on just what it is.
-- Diane Ackerman "My daughter has never forgiven me. for what, I don't know, because for years, she won't speak to me. She blackens my name in the press and makes me think abortion is an excellent idea." (Klaus Kinsk "The devil's agents may be of flesh and blood, may they not?" (Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, The Hound of the Baskervilles) Some people go to priests; others to poetry; I to my friends.
-- Virginia Woolf Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance.
- Will Durant Operations It's not as great a day for the bride as she thinks. She's not marrying the best man.
-- Anonymous "Feeding is a very important ritual for me. I don't trust people who don't like to eat." (Gina Gershon) LOVE, n. A temporary insanity curable by marriage or by removal of the patient from the
influences under which he incurred the disorder... It is sometimes fatal, but more frequently to the
physician Operations
"Better to be deprived of food for three days than tea for one." (Chinese Proverb) "God's creatures, great and small ... eat them one, eat them all." (John A. Simone Sr.) My other wife is beautiful. When a friend is in trouble, don't annoy him by asking if there is anything you can do. Think up
something appropriate and do it.
-- E. W. Howe Experience is the name every one gives his mistakes.
-- Elbert Hubbard Operations Good judgement comes from experience, and experience--well, that comes from poor judgement.
-- Cousin Woodman "God's creatures, great and small ... eat them one, eat them all." (John A. Simone Sr.) Two souls with but a single thought,
Two hearts that beat as one.
-- Fredrich Halm Operations
Silence is as full of potential wisdom and wit as the unhewn marble of a great sculpture.
-- Aldous Huxley Patriotism is the virtue of the vicious.
-- Oscar Wilde If the headache would only precede the intoxication, alcoholism would be a virtue.
-- Samuel Butler "A true friend stabs you in the front." (Oscar Wilde) Insurance is like marriage. You pay, pay, pay, and you never get anything back.
-- Al Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show Operations I would rather live and love where death is king than have eternal life where love is not.
-- Robert G. Ingersoll There is no course of life so weak and sottish as that which is managed by order, method, and
discipline.
-- Michel de Montaigne blah "Great things are not done by impulse, but by a series of small things brought together." (Vincent van Gogh) Operations
Never go to bed angry. Stay up and fight.
-- Phyllis Diller If there is any one proof of a man's incompetence, it is the stagnant mentality of a worker who,
doing some small routine job in a vast undertaking, does not care to look beyond the lever of a
machi There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as
though everything is a miracle.
-- Albert Einstein I have spread my dreams under your feet;
Tread softly because you tread on my dreams.
-- William Butler Yeats, from "He wishes for the cloths of heaven" We cannot really love anybody with whom we never laugh.
-- Agnes Repplier Operations "Every act of violence increases the recruitment of terrorists. Iraq has been turned into a base of terror." (Noam Chomsky, from The Toronto Star, March 23, 2004) I envy people who drink -- at least they know what to blame everything on.
-- Oscar Levant Love cures people, both the ones who give it and the ones who receive it.
-- Dr. Karl Menninger Operations
The longer I live the more I see that I am never wrong about anything, and that all the pains that I
have so humbly taken to verify my notions have only wasted my time.
- George Bernard Shaw There are trivial truths, and there are great truths. The opposite of a trivial truth is plainly false.
The opposite of a great truth is also true.
-- Neils Bohr "To err is human; to forgive, divine." (Alexander Pope) Marriage is low down, but you spend the rest of your life paying for it. Trust yourself. You know more than you think you do.
-- Dr. Benjamin Spock, American pediatrician, address to new parents Operations "Every decent man is ashamed of the government he lives under." (Henry Louis Mencken) Children are a poor man's riches.
-- English proverb It is the customary fate of new truths to begin as heresies and to end as superstitions.
-- Aldous Huxley Operations
Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, and half shut afterwards.
-- Benjamin Franklin Even overweight cats instinctively know the cardinal rule: when fat, arrange yourself in slim
poses.
-- John Weitz, American Designer If you put garbage in a computer nothing comes out but garbage. But this garbage, having
passed through a very expensive machine, is somehow ennobled and none dare criticize it.
-- Anonymous I shall not waste my days in trying to prolong them.
- Ian L. Fleming I have a daughter who goes to SMU. She could've gone to UCLA here in California, but it's one
more letter she'd have to remember.
-- Shecky Greene Operations Flowers are words which even a baby can understand.
-- Arthur C. Coxe It was very good of God to let Carlyle and Mrs Carlyle marry one another and so make only two people miserable instead of four, besides being very amusing. Love makes the time pass. Time makes love pass.
-- French Proverb Operations
In a cat's eyes, all things belong to cats.
-- English Proverb Mary had a little lamb and the doctor fainted.
-- Anonymous "Like as the waves make towards the pebbl'd shore, so do our minutes, hasten to their end." (William Shakespeare) "God is a gentleman. He prefers blondes." (Joe Orton, Loot) blah "Each friend represents a world in us; a world possibly not born until they arrive, and it is only in meeting them that a new world is born." (Anais Nin) Operations I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department
store and he asked for my autograph.
-- Shirley Temple Black "Men are wise in proportion, not to their experience, but to their capacity for experience." (George Bernard Shaw) We learn from experience that men never learn anything from experience.
-- George Bernard Shaw Operations
Don't look back -- something might be gaining on you.
-- Satchel Paige This compact disc is made from analog masters recorded without noise reduction. Half the tracks,
in fact, were recorded in a dismal, cheap basement eight-track studio with puddles of water on
the fl I am going to put myself to sleep now for a bit longer than usual. Call the time Eternity." (Jerzy Kosinski, Polish novelist, from his suicide note) It was the greatest of the imperfect ventriloquist acts: when his lips moved, her body sang.
-- Tom Robbins Morality consists in suspecting other people of not being legally married.
-- George Bernard Shaw Operations Never be unfaithful to a lover, except with your wife.
-- P. J. O'Rourke I hate mankind, for I think myself to be one of them, and I know how bad I am.
-- Samuel Johnson "Commit yourself to quality from day one ... it's better to do nothing at all than to do something badly." (Mark McCormack) Operations
When nations grow old, the arts grow cold and commerce settles on every tree.
-- William Blake "Talking much about oneself can also be a means to conceal oneself." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, Beyond Good and Evil) If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight.
-- George Gobel blah "You shall find out how salt is the taste of another man's bread, and how hard is the way up and down another man's stairs." (Dante Alighieri, 1265-1321) "Experience is one thing you can't get for nothing." (Oscar Wilde) Operations Here's to you and here's to me,
and I hope we never disagree.
But, if that should ever be,
to HELL with you, here's to ME!
-- Anonymous Television: A medium. So called because it is neither rare nor well done.
-- Ernie Kovacs "All grown-ups were once children, though few of them remember it." (Antoine de Saint Exupéry) Operations
"Liberty means responsibility. That is why most men dread it." (George Bernard Shaw) "Fear is the dark room where the Devil develops his negatives." (Gary Busey) First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win.
- Mahatma Gandhi "The things we admire in men, kindness and generosity, openness, honesty, understanding and feeling are the concomitants of failure in our system. And those traits we detest, sharpness, greed, acquisi >From error to error one discovers the entire truth.
-- Sigmund Freud Operations "Small minds discuss people, average minds discuss events, great minds discuss ideas." (Anonymous) "Courage is not the absence of fear, but rather the judgement that something else is more important than fear." (Ambrose Redmoon) Love is blind -- marriage is the eye-opener.
-- Pauline Thomason Operations
Age does not protect you from love but love to some extent protects you from age.
-- Jeanne Moreau "Crime like death is not confined to the old and withered alone. The youngest and fairest are too often its chosen victims." (Charles Dickens, 1812-70, Oliver Twist) "The biggest argument against democracy is a five minute discussion with the average voter." (Sir Winston Churchill, 1874-1965) "Club Secretary: I say, Lawrence. You are a clown!
Lawrence: We can't all be lion tamers." (Thomas Edward Lawrence, Lawrence of Arabia, 1962) Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe.
-- Jackie Mason Operations Democracy is a government where you can say what you think even if you don't think.
-- Anon. Give me chastity and continence, but not yet.
- Saint Augustine An ideal wife is one who remains faithful to you but tries to be just as charming as if she weren't.
-- Sacha Guitry Operations
