A girl must marry for love and keep on marrying until she finds it.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor In view of all the deadly computer viruses that have been spreading lately, Weekend Update
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-- Pablo Picasso, dying words History repeats itself; that's one of the things that's wrong with history.
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-- Mark Twain "Better is the enemy of good." (Francois Marie Arouet Voltaire, 1694-1778) Financial Services
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-- Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart What's new? Most of my wife. I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it.
-- Groucho Marx Love is what happens to men and women who don't know each other.
-- W. Somerset Maugham Experience is what you get when you don't get what you want.
-- Don Stanford Financial Services "For others do I wait ... for higher ones, stronger ones, more triumphant ones, merrier ones, for such as are built squarely in body and soul: laughing lions must come." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) The first duty of a lecturer: to hand you after an hour's discourse a nugget of pure truth to wrap up
between the pages of your notebooks, and keep on the mantlepiece forever.
-- Virginia Woolf There is nothing that can be said by mathematical symbols and relations which cannot also be
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I dislike arguments of any kind. They are always vulgar, and often convincing.
-- Oscar Wilde Church is only society on earth that exists for the benefit of non-members.
-- William Temple "One can do without people but one has need of a friend." (Chinese Proverb) We have been friends together in sunshine and in shade.
-- Caroline Norton Education is what survives when what has been learned has been forgotten.
-- B.F. Skinner Financial Services The philosophy exam was a piece of cake -- which was a bit of a surprise, actually, because I
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-- Smith & Jones Men marry because they are tired, women because they are curious; both are disappointed.
-- Oscar Wilde Parenthetical remarks (however relevant) are unnecessary.
-- Frank L. Visco, How to Write Good Financial Services
"Use what talents you possess; The woods would be very silent if no birds sang there except those that sang best." (William Blake) Unfortunately, the media have trouble distinguishing between real science and propaganda
cross-dressed as science.
-- Linda Bowles, political columnist He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death.
- H. H. Munro (Saki) My father was a minister. I had to make up for the lack of sin.
-- Milwuakee mayor, on why he became a politician I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting.
-- Mark Twain Financial Services We have to keep trying things we're not sure we can pull off. If we just do the things we know we
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-- Cybi Marriage certificate is just another word for a work permit. "Expose yourself to your deepest fear; after that, fear has no power, and the fear of freedom shrinks and vanishes. You are free." (James Douglas Morrison, lead singer of The Doors) Financial Services
We never reflect how pleasant it is to ask for nothing.
-- Seneca Familiarity breeds contempt -- and children.
-- Mark Twain Most people are more comfortable with old problems than with new solutions.
-- Anonymous The price of freedom is eternal vigilance.
-- Thomas Jefferson "Don't let your ego get too close to your position, so that if your position gets shot down, your ego doesn't go with it." (Colin Powell) Financial Services The multitude is always in the wrong.
-- Wentworth Dillon, Earl of Roscommon, 1684 People, like nails, lose their effectiveness when they lose direction and begin to bend.
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If you don't know how to do something, you don't know how to do it with a computer.
-- Anon. The better part of valor is discretion.
-- William Shakespeare 1564-1616 from King Henry the Fourth, Part I "I don't think it's the nature of any man to be monogamous. Men are propelled by genetically ordained impulses over which they have no control to distribute their seed." (Marlon Brando) If God created us in His image we have certainly returned the compliment.
-- Voltaire "Murder is the very bed-rock of our social institutions." (Octave Mirbeau, The Torture Garden) Financial Services The Republicans have a new healthcare proposal: Just say NO to illness!
-- Mark Russell "If you do not know where you are going, any road will take you there." (Sterling Holloway, voice of Chesire Cat, Alice in Wonderland) I date this girl for two years--and then the nagging starts: "I wanna know your name."
-- Mike Binder Financial Services
"Listen, or your tongue will make you deaf." (Native American Proverb) Husband: a man who buys his football tickets four months in advance and waits until December 24 to do his Christmas shopping. If you are afraid of loneliness, don't marry.
-- Chekhov Nobody is more dangerous than he who imagines himself pure in heart; for his purity, by
definition, is unassailable.
-- James Baldwin, Nobody Knows My Name, 1961 The worth of the state, in the long run, is the worth of the individuals composing it.
-- John Stuart Mill Financial Services The best teacher is the one who suggests rather than dogmatizes, and inspires his listener with
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-- Edward Bulwer-Lytton Fill the unforgiving minute with sixty seconds worth of distance run.
- Rudyard Kipling Good teaching is one-fourth preparation and three-fourths theater.
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"You exist only in what you do." (Federico Fellini) Nothing says lovin' like marrying your cousin!
-- Al Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show Happiness in intelligent people is the rarest thing I know.
-- Ernest Hemingway What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Husband: a man who buys his football tickets four months in advance and waits until December 24 to do his Christmas shopping. Financial Services Eternal boyhood is the dream of a depressing percentage of American males, and the locker
room is the temple where they worship arrested development.
-- Russell Baker Value your words. Each one may be the last.
-- Stanislaw J. Lec Wind is to fire like distance is to love; it extinguishes the small and enflames the great.
-- Anonymous Financial Services
He who hesitates is a damned fool.
- Mae West An eye for an eye only leads to more blindness.
-- Margaret Atwood Be willing to make decisions. That's the most important quality in a good leader. Don't fall victim
to what I call the 'ready-aim-aim-aim-aim syndrome.' You must be willing to fire.
-- Gen. George The greatest test of courage on earth is to bear defeat without losing heart.
-- Robert G. Ingersoll "Man is a strange animal. He generally cannot read the handwriting on the wall until his back is up against it." (Adlai Stevenson) Financial Services Let him who would enjoy a good future waste none of his present.
-- Roger Babson Anything is possible, but only a few things actually happen.
-- Richard Rosen "We already have the statistics for the future: the growth percentages of pollution, overpopulation, desertification. The future is already in place." (Günther Grass, Winner of the Nobel Prize for Li Financial Services
We seek the comfort of another. Someone to share and share the life we choose. Someone to
help us through the neverending attempt to understand ourselves. And in the end, someone to
comfort us along An eye for an eye only leads to more blindness.
-- Margaret Atwood "If liberty and equality, as is thought by some, are chiefly to be found in democracy, they will be best attained when all persons alike share in government to the utmost." (Aristotle) If Satan ever loses his hair, there'll be hell toupee.
-- Anonymous Mathematics transfigures the fortuitous concourse of atoms into the tracery of the finger of God.
-- Herbert Westren Turnbull Financial Services There are some experiences in life which should not be demanded twice from any man, and one
of them is listening to the Brahms Requiem.
-- George Bernard Shaw If your daily life seems poor, do not blame it; blame yourself, tell yourself that you are not a poet
enough to call forth its riches; for to the creator there is no poverty and no poor indifferent p The longer I live the more I see that I am never wrong about anything, and that all the pains that I
have so humbly taken to verify my notions have only wasted my time.
-- George Bernard Shaw Financial Services
My grandfather once told me that there are two kinds of people: those who work and those who
take the credit. He told me to try to be in the first group; there was less competition there.
-- INDIRA "Commit yourself to quality from day one ... it's better to do nothing at all than to do something badly." (Mark McCormack) Marriage is a romance in which the heroine dies in the first chapter.
-- Cecilia Egan the social sciences were for all those who had not yet decided what to do with their lives, and for
all those whose premature frustrations led them into the sterile alleys of confrontation.
-- Peter The fickleness of the women I love is only equalled by the infernal consistency of the women who
love me.
-- George Bernard Shaw Financial Services The better part of valor is discretion.
-- William Shakespeare 1564-1616 from King Henry the Fourth, Part I "Man looks in the abyss, there's nothing staring back at him. At that moment, man finds his character. And that is what keeps him out of the abyss." (Hal Holbrook, Wallstreet) Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored.
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