"Liberty has never come from the government. Liberty has always come from the subjects of it. The history of liberty is a history of resistance. The history of liberty is a history of limitations of g Never go to bed angry. Stay up and fight.
-- Phyllis Diller "The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants." (Thomas Jefferson) Happiness is nothing more than health and a poor memory.
-- Albert Schweitzer Always do right; this will gratify some people and astonish the rest.
-- Mark Twain Motoring "I don't think it's the nature of any man to be monogamous. Men are propelled by genetically ordained impulses over which they have no control to distribute their seed." (Marlon Brando) >From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some
day I intend reading it.
-- Groucho Marx "Not only is there no guarantee of the temporal immortality of the human soul, that is to say of its eternal survival after death; but, in any case, this assumption completely fails to accomplish the Motoring
Before marraige a man will like awake all night thinking about something you said. After marriage
he will fall asleep before you have finished saying it.
-- Anon. Whatever you can do or dream you can, begin it. Boldness has genius, power, and magic in it.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe "I should reproach him for not giving us enough evidence." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970, what he would say to God if they 'met') The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.
-- Lily Tomlin No race can prosper till it learns that there is as much dignity in tilling a field as in writing a poem.
-- Booker T. Washington Motoring Fill what's empty, empty what's full, and scratch where it itches.
- the Duchess of Windsor, when asked what is the secret of a long and happy life If other people are going to talk, conversation becomes impossible.
-- James McNeill Whistler The last good thing written in C++ was the Pachelbel Canon.
-- Jerry Olson Motoring
I am going to put myself to sleep now for a bit longer than usual. Call the time Eternity." (Jerzy Kosinski, Polish novelist, from his suicide note) Famous remarks are very seldom quoted correctly.
-- Simeon Strunsky "A true friend stabs you in the front." (Oscar Wilde) I cannot teach anybody anything, I can only make them think.
-- Socrates "Democracy is a form of government that substitutes election by the incompetent many for appointment by the corrupt few." (George Bernard Shaw) Motoring "Any existence deprived of freedom is a kind of death." (General Michel Aoun) Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love.
-- Albert Einstein The best way to get husbands to do something is to suggest that perhaps they are too old to do it.
-- Shirley MacLaine Motoring
I do not see the EEC as a great love affair. It is more like nine desperate middle-ages couples with failing marriages meeting at a Brussels hotel for a group grope. -- Tynan Multimedia? As far as I'm concerned, it's reading with the radio on!
-- Rory Bremner "For how can one know color in perpetual green, and what good is warmth without cold to give it sweetness?" (John Steinbeck, Travels With Charley) Silence is argument carried out by other means.
-- Ernesto "Che" Guevara Chase after the truth like all hell and you'll free yourself, even though you never touch its
coattails.
-- Clarence Darrow Motoring In the halls of justice, the only justice is in the halls.
-- Lenny Bruce If it weren't for marriage, men would spend their lives thinking they had no faults at all.
-- Anonymous I'd marry again if I found a man who had 15 million and would sign over half of it to me before the
marriage and guarantee he'd be dead within a year.
-- Bette Davis Motoring
I drink no more than a sponge.
-- Francis Rabelais, Works. Book i. Chap. v. I am going to put myself to sleep now for a bit longer than usual. Call the time Eternity." (Jerzy Kosinski, Polish novelist, from his suicide note) In medieval times, people thought that evil spirits could enter a person through an open mouth.
These days they more often leave that way.
-- David Deckert "Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution yet." (Mae West) Love is only the game that is not called on account of darkness.
-- M. Hirschfield Motoring Democracy encourages the majority to decide things about which the majority is blissfully
ignorant.
--John Simon Marriage is very much like a violin; after the sweet music is over, the strings are attached. I'm not dumb, I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.
-- Calvin Motoring
Reason can answer questions, but imagination has to ask them.
-- Ralph N. Gerard There's no problem so awful that you can't add some guilt to it and make it even worse!
-- Calvin I am going to put myself to sleep now for a bit longer than usual. Call the time Eternity." (Jerzy Kosinski, Polish novelist, from his suicide note) "If I work toward an end, meantime I am confined to a process. The rainbow is more beautiful than the pot at the end of it, because the rainbow is now. And the pot never turns out to be quite what I e Mathematics transfigures the fortuitous concourse of atoms into the tracery of the finger of God.
-- Herbert Westren Turnbull Motoring The community stagnates without the impulse of the individual. The impulse dies away without
the sympathy of the community.
-- William James "The greatest pleasure in life is doing what others say you cannot do." (Anonymous) A girl must marry for love and keep on marrying until she finds it.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor Motoring
Government is like a baby. An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one end and no sense of
responsibility at the other.
-- Ronald Reagan, Saturday Evening Post, 1965 Experience is the name every one gives his mistakes.
-- Elbert Hubbard I hate women because they always know where things are.
-- James Thurber He that always gives way to others will end in having no principles of his own.
-- Aesop "The first duty of a revolutionary is to get away with it." (Abbie Hoffman) Motoring Experience is what you get when you don't get what you want.
-- Don Stanford If you can't annoy somebody, there's little point in writing.
-- Kingsley Amis In the halls of justice, the only justice is in the halls.
-- Lenny Bruce Motoring
I'm not indecisive. Am I indecisive?
-- Jim Scheibel, mayor, St. Paul MN I'd wipe the machines off the face of the earth again, and end the industrial epoch absolutely, like
a black mistake.
-- D. H. Lawrence We cannot really love anybody with whom we never laugh.
-- Agnes Repplier Give me chastity and continence, but not yet.
- Saint Augustine Men have become the tools of their tools.
- Henry David Thoreau ( Motoring "Every Man and every Woman is a Star." (Aleister Crowley) Diplomacy is the art of saying "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock.
-- Wynn Catlin, also attributed to Will Rogers You may be disappointed if you fail, but you are doomed if you don't try.
-- Beverly Sills Motoring
With the catching end the pleasures of the chase.
-- Abraham Lincoln "If you assume that there's no hope, you guarantee that there will be no hope. If you assume that there is an instinct for freedom, there are opportunities to change things, there's a chance for you t And life is what we make it. Always has been, always will be.
-- Grandma Moses When I am working on a problem I never think about beauty. I only think about how to solve the
problem. But when I have finished, if the solution is not beautiful, I know it is wrong.
-- Buckminster "Fear is a darkroom where negatives develop." (Usman Asif) Motoring "The purpose of Compulsory Education is to deprive the common people of their commonsense." (Gilbert Keith Chesterton) "People who cease to believe in God or goodness altogether still believe in the devil. I don't know why. No, I do indeed know why. Evil is always possible. And goodness is eternally difficult." (Anne The covers of this book are too far apart.
-- Ambrose Bierce Motoring
My wife says if I go fishing one more time she's going to leave me. Gosh, I'm going to miss her. Laugh and the world laughs with you. Snore and you sleep alone.
-- Anthony Burgess Multimedia? As far as I'm concerned, it's reading with the radio on!
-- Rory Bremner If the headache would only precede the intoxication, alcoholism would be a virtue.
-- Samuel Butler "Deep down, no one really believes they have a right to live. But this death sentence generally stays tucked away, hidden beneath the difficulty of living. If that difficulty is removed from time to t Motoring If we let people see that kind of thing, there would never again be any war.
-- Pentagon official, on why US military censored graphic footage from the Gulf War Marriage is low down, but you spend the rest of your life paying for it.
-- Baskins No woman marries for money; they are all clever enough, before marrying a millionaire, to fall in
love with him first.
-- Cesare Pavese Motoring
Every major horror of history was committed in the name of an altruistic motive.
-- Ayn Rand There is no realizable power that man cannot, in time, fashion the tools to attain, nor any power so secure that the naked ape will not abuse it. So it is written in the genetic cards - only physics a I begin by taking. I shall find scholars later to demonstrate my perfect right.
- Frederick (II) the Great I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like
toxic waste.
-- David Bissonette That's the nature of research--you don't know what in hell you're doing.
-- 'Doc' Edgerton Motoring Women and Cats will do as they please. Men and dogs had better get used to it.
-- Robert Heinlein, Time Enough for Love, Lazarus Long If I tell a lie it's only because I think I'm telling the truth.
-- Phil Gaglardi, Minister of Highways, British Columbia, Canada By all means marry. If you get a good wife you will become happy, and if you get a bad one you
will become a philosopher.
-- Socrates Motoring
