Man and wife make one fool. The hard part about being a bartender is figuring out who is drunk and who is just stupid.
-- Richard Braunstein People may or may not say what they mean ... but they always say something designed to get
what they want.
-- David Mamet I do not believe in an afterlife, although I am bringing a change of underwear.
-- Woody Allen blah "This is the hardest of all: to close the open hand out of love, and keep modest as a giver." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) News and Media Often it does seem a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat.
-- Mark Twain Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is most important that you do it.
-- Gandhi "A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men." (Roald Dahl) News and Media
"Have you ever fed your pocket and starved your soul?" (Ivana Santilli, Too Deep) At the bottom no one in life can help anyone else in life; this one experiences over and over in
every conflict and every perplexity: that one is alone. That isn't as bad as it may first appear; and "Whenever a friend succeeds, a little something in me dies." (Gore Vidal) Friendship is like money, easier made than kept.
-- Samuel Butler Love is an emotion that is based on an opinion of women that is impossible for those who have
had any experience with them.
-- H. L. Mencken News and Media Hegel was right when he said that we learn from history that man can never learn anything from
history.
-- George Bernard Shaw A friend is one who knows us, but loves us anyway.
-- Fr. Jerome Cummings "I feel I have to protect myself against things. So I'm pretty careful to lose most of them." (George Orson Welles) News and Media
the social sciences were for all those who had not yet decided what to do with their lives, and for
all those whose premature frustrations led them into the sterile alleys of confrontation.
-- Peter Children should be like waffles--you should be able to throw the first one away.
-- Mary Alice Messenger Church is only society on earth that exists for the benefit of non-members.
-- William Temple Music with dinner is an insult both to the cook and the violinist.
-- G. K. Chesterton Trust, but verify.
-- Ronald Reagan News and Media A team effort is a lot of people doing what I say.
-- Michael Winner It ain't what we don't know that gives us trouble, it's what we know that ain't so.
-- Will Rogers A person starts to live when he can live outside himself.
-- Albert Einstein News and Media
When making public policy decisions about new technologies for the Government, I think one
should ask oneself which technologies would best strengthen the hand of a police state. Then, do
not allow "When wealth is lost, nothing is lost; when health is lost, something is lost; when character is lost, all is lost." (Billy Graham) Researchers have discovered that chocolate produces some of the same reactions in the brain
as marijuana...The researchers also discovered other similarities between the two, but can't
remember what Love is an emotion that is based on an opinion of women that is impossible for those who have
had any experience with them.
-- H. L. Mencken The child is the father of the man.
-- William Wordsworth News and Media The grand aim of all science is to cover the greatest number of empirical facts by logical
deduction from the smallest number of hypotheses or axioms.
-- Albert Einstein Sometimes you get shown the light in the strangest of places if you look at it right.
-- Jerry Garcia "Forgiveness does not change the past, but it does enlarge the future." (Paul Boese) News and Media
The difference between literature and journalism is that journalism is unreadable and literature is
not read.
-- Oscar Wilde The great man fights the elements in his time that hinder his own greatness, in other words his own freedom and sincerity." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Property may be destroyed and money may lose its purchasing power; but, character, health,
knowledge and good judgement will always be in demand under all conditions.
-- Roger Babson Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored.
-- Aldous Huxley Happy are those who dream dreams and are willing to pay the price to make them come true.
-- Anon. News and Media Beware you be not swallowed up in books! An ounce of love is worth a pound of knowledge.
-- John Wesley Women see better than men. Men see lazily, if they do not expect to act. Women see quite
without any wish to act.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson "Who controls the past controls the future. Who controls the present controls the past." (George Orwell) News and Media
Boredom is the feeling that everything is a waste of time; serenity, that nothing is.
-- Thomas Szasz Let him who would enjoy a good future waste none of his present.
-- Roger Babson Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parent, gobble their food, and tyrannize their
teachers.
-- Socrates Who the hell wants to hear actors talk?
- H. M. Warner, founder of Warner Brothers, in 1927 The one serious conviction that a man should have is that nothing is to be taken too seriously.
-- Nicholas Murray Butler News and Media You can't build a reputation on what you are going to do.
-- Henry Ford "Every act of violence increases the recruitment of terrorists. Iraq has been turned into a base of terror." (Noam Chomsky, from The Toronto Star, March 23, 2004) Hope, like faith, is nothing if it is not courageous; it is nothing if it is not ridiculous.
-- Thornton Wilder News and Media
Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.
-- Charlie Brown, character in "Peanuts" comic strip, created by Charles Schultz Victory goes to the player who makes the next-to-last mistake.
- Chessmaster Savielly Grigorievitch Tartakower Meetings are an addictive, highly self-indulgent activity that corporations and other large
organizations habitually engage in only because they cannot actually masturbate.
-- Dave Barry I am enough of an artist to draw freely upon my imagination. Imagination is more important than
knowledge. Knowledge is limited. Imagination encircles the world.
-- Albert Einstein He who has a 'why' to live, can bear with almost any 'how'.
- Friedrich Nietzsche News and Media "Expose yourself to your deepest fear; after that, fear has no power, and the fear of freedom shrinks and vanishes. You are free." (James Douglas Morrison, lead singer of The Doors) Bigamy is one way of avoiding the painful publicity of divorce and the expense of alimony.
-- Oliver Herford "Not only is there no guarantee of the temporal immortality of the human soul, that is to say of its eternal survival after death; but, in any case, this assumption completely fails to accomplish the News and Media
"Anyone who thinks they're important is usually just a pompous moron who can't deal with his or her own pathetic insignificance and the fact that what they do is meaningless and inconsequential..." ( Men have a much better time of it than women: for one thing they marry later, for another thing
they die earlier.
-- H. L. Mencken Always talk to your wife while you're making love... if there's a phone handy. If God created us in His image we have certainly returned the compliment.
-- Voltaire "Better to be deprived of food for three days than tea for one." (Chinese Proverb) News and Media Love looks through a telescope; envy, through a microscope.
-- Josh Billings Cliches should be avoided like the plague.
-- Anon. Where there is an unknowable there is a promise.
-- Thornton Wilder News and Media
In any organization there will always be one person who knows what is going on. This person
must be fired.
-- Conway's Law "If you want a thing done well, do it yourself." (Napoleon Bonaparte) Women see better than men. Men see lazily, if they do not expect to act. Women see quite
without any wish to act.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson I find television very educating. Every time sombody turns on the set, I go into the other room and
read a book.
-- Groucho Marx Researchers have discovered that chocolate produces some of the same reactions in the brain
as marijuana...The researchers also discovered other similarities between the two, but can't
remember what News and Media I choose a block of marble and chop off whatever I don't need.
-- Francois-Auguste Rodin, when asked how he managed to make his remarkable statues The reason most people play golf is to wear clothes they would not be caught dead in otherwise.
-- Roger Simon "Love is always a stranger in the house of avarice." (Andreas Capellanus) News and Media
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." (Albert Einstein) The coziness between church and state is good for the state and bad for the church.
-- G. K. Chesterton In any organization there will always be one person who knows what is going on. This person
must be fired.
-- Conway's Law The great man fights the elements in his time that hinder his own greatness, in other words his own freedom and sincerity." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience. News and Media My wife submits and I obey; she always lets me have her way. I don't even butter my bread; I consider that cooking.
-- Katherine Cebrian Many a man has finally succeeded only because he has failed after repeated efforts. If he had
never met defeat he would never have known any great victory.
-- Orison Swett Marden News and Media
If your daily life seems poor, do not blame it; blame yourself, tell yourself that you are not a poet
enough to call forth its riches; for to the creator there is no poverty and no poor indifferent p "All our best men are laughed at in this nightmare land." (Jack Keroac) Be like a postage stamp. Stick to one thing until you get there.
-- Josh Billings "The only things worth learning are the things you learn after you know it all." (Harry S. Truman) I don't feel good.
-- Luther Burbank, dying words News and Media All courage is a form of constancy. It is always himself that a coward abandons first. After this all
other betrayals come.
-- Cormac McCarthy All television is children's television.
-- Richard P. Adler Live truth instead of professing it.
-- Elbert Hubbard News and Media
