Taste of Scotland - Regional Listings - Aberdeen - Guide to dining places in Scotland. Ranging from small tearooms, family diners, innovative restaurants and hotel based restaurants offering Scottish produce and cuisine.
Aberdeen Surf Life-Saving Club Website - ASLSC provide Beach Life-guard support to Aberdeen Beach. We also train up beach life-guards, compete in National Surf Life-saving events and generally have a good time.
Trophies International FC - Amateur football team playing in the local leagues, with information on the football scene in and around the city.
Aberdeen and District Motor Club - Motorsport club site to inform of current events and results as well as related news and details of upcoming social activities.
Aberdeen Linx Skating Club - Aiming to promote Ice Skating to all ages and standards. Lists general information, constitution, associated links and contact details.
Rainbow Dancewear - Stocking a range of regulation and fashion garments for both children and adults. Provides brands and location details.
Silver City Blues Masters Swim Club - News, training schedule, fees, results and other information for this club. Also full details of the SCB Open Masters Meet. [may not work in all browsers]
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