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Banchory Golf Club - Par 69 - 18 hole golf course, includes course details, green fees, forthcoming competitions and contact information.
Atholl Countrywear - Collection of ladie's and gentlemen's country clothing, classic designs, casualwear, and accessories and shoes.
St Columba's Roman Catholic Parish - Parish schedule, news and archive. Mass times and weekly Parish Family Bulletin.
Banchory Singers - Highlights activities, events, appearances and contact details.
Banchory Beavers Swimming Club - Offers club news, diary, results and individual swimming records achieved.
Banchory Primary School - Details of nursery and primary classes including teaching staff. School newsletter.
Centre for Ecology and Hydrology - The collation, management and analysis of long-term environmental data, detailed field surveys and experimental studies across a wide range of spatial scales.
Banchory Morris Men - Information, picture gallery, contact details and MP3 downloads.
Rotary Club - General club information, members, activities and events.
Lions Club - Voluntary organisation whose aims are to help where help is needed. Details of the club and contact details are provided.
Banchory Group Practice - Information includes, services offered, appointments, practice hours, Doctors and staff.
Banchory Academy Chess League - Details of players, results, fixtures and news.
Banchory Strathspey and Reel Society - Society information including, history, events, contacts and available CD's.
Ternan East Church - Church of Scotland. Information offered includes notices, services, diary, location and a message from the Minister.
Banchory Bowling Club. - Includes photographs of clubhouse and fixture list.
Hay's Flowers - Member of Teleflorist network. Includes prices and arrangements available.
Banchory on line - Directory of businesses, clubs, local services and events for residents and visitors.
Probus Club - Regular meeting point for retired professional and business men. Includes details of hillwalking, golf, bowling sections and current programme.
Banchory Devenick Graveyard - Pictures and notes. Links to information on other local graveyards.
Return to Banchory 2002 - Personal memories of the town.
Banchory Gallery - Antique maps of Scotland and other areas, also antique prints, engravings and etchings.
Deeside Piper - Local newspapers online from Aberdeenshire.
Brebner/Bremner Genealogy - Brebner, Bremner, Brimer, Brymner genealogies in the North East of Scotland and around the world.
Banchory Stonehaven Athletics - General information, news, results and club dates.
Big Cat Sightings in Aberdeenshire - Record of local close encounters.
Banchory Academy Online - Details about the school, school history, management team, teaching staff and support staff. Interactive facility.
Deeside Diaries - A community noticeboard for residents and visitors to Royal Deeside, Scotland.
"If all men knew what others say of them, there would not be four friends in the world." (Blaise Pascal) "He that would make his own liberty secure must guard even his enemy from oppression; for if he violates this duty he establishes a precedent that will reach to himself." (Thomas Paine) "Is life not a thousand times too short for us to bore ourselves?" (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) The one serious conviction that a man should have is that nothing is to be taken too seriously. -- Nicholas Murray Butler We must respect the other fellow's religion, but only in the sense and to the extent that we respect his theory that his wife is beautiful and his children smart. -- H.L. Mencken Banchory Luck is the residue of design. - Branch Rickey - former owner of the Brooklyn Dodger Baseball Team Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome. - Isaac Asimov Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get used to it, it's not so hot. -- Anonymous Banchory "No man means all he says, and yet very few say all they mean, for words are slippery and thought is viscous." (Henry B. Adams) "In order to keep anything cultural, logical, or ideological, you have to reinvent the reality of it." (Ani Difranco) I must follow the people. Am I not their leader? -- Benjamin Disraeli I once asked my history teacher how we were expected to learn anything useful from his subject, when it seemed to me to be nothing but a monotonous and sordid succession of robber baron scumbags dev Man is the best computer we can put aboard a spacecraft...and the only one that can be mass produced with unskilled labor. -- Wernher von Braun Banchory An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her. -- Agatha Christie "Mistakes are the portals of discovery." (James Joyce) I would rather live and love where death is king than have eternal life where love is not. -- Robert G. Ingersoll Banchory None but a good man is really a living man, and the more good any man does, the more he really lives. All the rest is death, or belongs to it. -- Herman Melville If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be called research, would it? -- Albert Einstein Love, I find, is like singing. Everybody can do enough to satisfy themselves, though it may not impress the neighbors as being very much. -- Zora Neale Hurston I respect faith, but doubt is what gives you an education. -- Wilson Mizner Thank God - every morning when you get up - that you have something to do which must be done, whether you like it or not. Being forced to work, and forced to do your best, will breed in you a hundre Banchory "I don't believe people die. They just go uptown. To Bloomingdales. They just take longer to get back." (Andy Warhol) "The greatest pleasure in life is doing what others say you cannot do." (Anonymous) Happiness is nothing more than health and a poor memory. -- Albert Schweitzer Banchory When I have a kid, I wanna put him in one of those strollers for twins, then run around the mall looking frantic. -- Steven Wright A woman seldom asks advice before she has bought her wedding clothes. -- Joseph Addison "Inside of a ring or out, ain't nothing wrong with going down. It's staying down that's wrong." (Muhammad Ali) "In my opinion, the greatest single failure of American education is that students come away unable to distinguish between a symbol and the thing the symbol stands for." (Paul Lutus) Education is the state-controlled manufacture of echoes. -- Norman Douglas Banchory The principle of give and take is the principle of diplomacy - give one and take ten. -- Mark Twain Effort is only effort when it begins to hurt. -- Jose Ortega y Gasset Education is what survives when what has been learned has been forgotten. -- B.F. Skinner Banchory Let him who would enjoy a good future waste none of his present. -- Roger Babson Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door and just visit now and then. -- Katharine Hepburn Ninety percent of everything is crap. -- Theodore Sturgeon I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown. -- Woody Allen The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us. -- Bill Watterson, in his comic strip Calvin and Hobbes Banchory "To make a living, craftiness is better than learnedness." (Pierre-Augustin de Beaumarchais) "The hardest thing to learn in life is which bridge to cross and which to burn." (David Russell) "The road of excess leads to the palace of wisdom." (William Blake) Banchory Learning is what most adults will do for a living in the 21st century. -- Bob Perelman A great deal of talent is lost to the world for want of a little courage. Every day sends to their graves obscure men whom timidity prevented from making a first effort. -- Sydney Smith You can't learn too soon that the most useful thing about a principle is that it can always be sacrificed to expediency. -- W. Somerset Maugham History is more or less bunk. -- Henry Ford "Never frighten a little man. He'll kill you." (Robert A. Heinlein) Banchory "The key to wisdom is knowing all the right questions." (John A. Simone Jr.) Why are women so much more interesting to men than men are to women? -- Virginia Woolf Discovery consists of looking at the same thing as everyone else does and thinking something different. -- Albert Szent-Gyorgyi, 1937 Nobel Prize in Physiology and Medicine Banchory A human being is a part of the whole, called by us Universe, a part limited in time and space. He experiences himself, his thoughts and feelings as something separated from the rest--a kind of optic I have a daughter who goes to SMU. She could've gone to UCLA here in California, but it's one more letter she'd have to remember. -- Shecky Greene "For others do I wait ... for higher ones, stronger ones, more triumphant ones, merrier ones, for such as are built squarely in body and soul: laughing lions must come." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) As a man thinketh in his heart, so is he. -- Proverbs 23:7 Men have become the tools of their tools. - Henry David Thoreau ( Banchory A coward is a hero with a wife, kids, and a mortgage. -- Marvin Kitman Facts are the enemy of truth. - Don Quixote - Man of La Mancha The best time to hold your tongue is the time you feel you must say something or bust. -- Josh Billings Banchory Everything that is really great and inspiring is created by the individual who can labour in freedom. -- Albert Einstein This world is a comedy for those who think and a tragedy for those who feel. -- Horace Walpole If you want to sing out, sing out, and if you want to be free, be free, 'cause there's a million ways to be, you know that there are... -- Cat Stevens, from a song lyric "Do not go gentle into that good night. Old age should burn and rave at close of day. Rage, rage against the dying of the light." (Dylan Thomas) I choose a block of marble and chop off whatever I don't need. - Francois-Auguste Rodin (1840-1917), when asked how he managed to make his remarkable statues Banchory A dollar saved is a quarter earned. -- John Ciardi Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go. - Oscar Wilde My wife has a split personality, and I hate both of them. Banchory The imaginary friends I had as a kid dropped me because their friends thought I didn't exist. -- Aaron Machado I'll sleep when I'm dead. - Warren Zevon Experience teaches only the teachable. -- Aldous Huxley Public office is the last refuge of a scoundrel. -- Boies Penrose, 1931 The better part of valor is discretion. -- William Shakespeare 1564-1616 from King Henry the Fourth, Part I Banchory "Everybody knows that if you are too careful, you become so occupied in being careful that you are sure to stumble over something." (Gertrude Stein) Most rock journalism is people who can't write interviewing people who can't talk for people who can't read. -- Frank Zappa Disclaimer: Even my wife doesn't agree with everything I say, and she loves me dearly. My employers don't love me nearly as much as she does. Draw your own conclusions. Banchory He who conquers himself is the mightiest warrior. -- Confucius Time is at once the most valuable and most perishable of all our possessions. -- John Randolph In great matters men show themselves as they wish to be seen; in small matters, as they are. -- Gamaliel Bradford Once the realization is accepted that even between the closest human beings infinite distances continue to exist, a wonderful living side by side can grow up, if they succeed in loving the distance Marriage is a lottery, but you can't tear up your ticket if you lose. -- F. M. Knowles Banchory The most wasted day of all is that in which we have not laughed. -- Sebastian Roch Nicolas Chamfort It's impossible to experience one's death objectively and still carry a tune. -- Woody Allen The most exciting attractions are between two opposites that never meet. -- Andy Warhol Banchory Most people think life sucks, and then you die. Not me. I beg to differ. I think life sucks, then you get cancer, then your dog dies, your wife leaves you, the cancer goes into remission, you get a In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends. - Martin Luther King Jr. The opposite of a correct statement is a false statement. The opposite of a profound truth may well be another profound truth. - Niels Bohr And since the stench of death will always attract flies and vermin, the arrival of Geraldo was perhaps inevitable. -- Garry Trudeau Abstract art: a product of the untalented sold by the unprincipled to the utterly bewildered. -- Al Capp Banchory "Of all mankind the great poet is the equable man." (Walt Whitman, Leaves of Grass, 1855) We didn't lose the game; we just ran out of time. - Vince Lombardi A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle. -- Gloria Steinem Banchory
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