Deeside Activity Park - Offers extensive outdoor activities for the individual, parties and company days. Includes restaurant and farm shop. Short drive from the village.
The Skipper's Wife - Supplier of fresh fish to villages on Royal Deeside. Includes routes, times and venues served.
War is a profession by which a man cannot live honorably; an employment by which the soldier, if
he would reap any profit, is obliged to be false, rapacious, and cruel.
-- Niccolo Machiavelli "Workers of the world unite; you have nothing to lose but your chains." (Karl Marx) Some people go to priests; others to poetry; I to my friends.
-- Virginia Woolf, Bernard, in The Waves, 1931; repr. 1943, p. 189 A man's wife has more power over him than the state has.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Prejudice is the child of ignorance.
-- William Hazlitt Kincardine O' Neil "Do you know that places only yield up their secrets, their most profound mysteries, to those who are just passing through?" (Salman Rushdie, The Moor's Last Sigh) "Liberty has never come from the government. Liberty has always come from the subjects of it. The history of liberty is a history of resistance. The history of liberty is a history of limitations of g He who has a 'why' to live, can bear with almost any 'how'.
- Friedrich Nietzsche Kincardine O' Neil
The mediocre teacher tells. The good teacher explains.The superior teacher demonstrates. The
great teacher inspires.
-- William Arthur Ward I do not see the EEC as a great love affair. It is more like nine desperate middle-ages couples with failing marriages meeting at a Brussels hotel for a group grope. -- Tynan When women go wrong, men go right after them.
-- Mae West "If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way." (Mark Twain) Art consists of limitation. The most beautiful part of every picture is the frame.
-- G. K. Chesterton Kincardine O' Neil "In the future everyone will be famous for fifteen minutes." (Andy Warhol) A hippo does not have a sting in its tail, but a wise man would still rather be sat on by a bee.
-- Polish proverb "Do something for the joy of doing it and pray you won't be punished." (Sammy Cahn) Kincardine O' Neil
"Death where is thy sting? Love, where is thy glory?" (William Shakespeare) "He who speaks of what he knows not only works hard to portray his ignorance." (Joseph Muchemi) It is much more comfortable to be mad and know it, than to be sane and have one's doubts.
- G. B. Burgin If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question?
-- Lily Tomlin In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends.
- Martin Luther King Jr. Kincardine O' Neil Knowledge is the intellectual manipulation of carefully verified observations.
-- Sigmund Freud To keep your marriage brimming, with love in the wedding cup, whenever you're wrong, admit it;
whenever you're right, shut up.
-- Ogden Nash Watching the debate this afternoon it was apparent they loved term limits in the House -- as
Brutus loved Caesar.
-- Bill Moyers Kincardine O' Neil
"I love Los Angeles. I love Hollywood. They're beautiful. Everybody's plastic, but I love plastic. I want to be plastic." (Andy Warhol, Holy Terror: Andy Warhol Close Up) If I had only known, I would have been a locksmith.
-- Albert Einstein Whatever is begun in anger ends in shame.
- Benjamin Franklin "I offer images; I conjure memories of freedom that can still be reached ... But, we can only open the doors. We can't drag people through. I can't free them unless they want to be free--more than any If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe.
- Carl Sagan Kincardine O' Neil When women go wrong, men go right after them.
-- Mae West If you talk to God, you are praying; if God talks to you, you have schizophrenia.
-- Thomas Szasz No other success can compensate for failure in the home.
-- David O. McKay, Encyclopedia of Mormonism, Advice to parents at General Conference of he
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Avoid having your ego so close to your position that when your position falls, your ego goes with
it.
-- Colin Powell "Man looks in the abyss, there's nothing staring back at him. At that moment, man finds his character. And that is what keeps him out of the abyss." (Hal Holbrook, Wallstreet) After finding no qualified candidates for the position of principal, the school board is extremely
pleased to announce the appointment of David Steele to the post.
-- Philip Streifer, Superintendent We can do no great things; only small things with great love.
-- Mother Teresa If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight.
-- George Gobel Kincardine O' Neil "A bore is a man who, when you ask him how he is, tells you." (Bert Leston Taylor) Whenever I dwell for any length of time on my own shortcomings, they gradually begin to seem
mild harmless, rather engaging little things, not at all like the staring defects in other people's
chara We have children because we want immortality and this is the most reliable way of getting it.
-- Woodrow Wyatt Kincardine O' Neil
Marriage is not a ritual or an end. It is a long, intricate, intimate dance together and nothing
matters more than your own sense of balance and your choice of partner.
-- Amy Bloom Multimedia? As far as I'm concerned, it's reading with the radio on!
-- Rory Bremner The nice thing about egotists is that they don't talk about other people.
- Lucille S. Harper The nice thing about being a celebrity is that if you bore people they think it's their fault.
- Henry Kissinger Luck is the residue of design.
- Branch Rickey - former owner of the Brooklyn Dodger Baseball Team Kincardine O' Neil "The last of the human freedoms is to choose one's attitude in any given set of circumstances." (Viktor E. Frankl) "The biggest argument against democracy is a five minute discussion with the average voter." (Sir Winston Churchill, 1874-1965) Nature gave men two ends - one to sit on and one to think with. Ever since then man's success or
failure has been dependent on the one he used most.
-- George R. Kirkpatrick Kincardine O' Neil
You can get more with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone.
-- Al Capone "I always thought a dog-lover was a dog who loved another dog." (James Thurber) "Education is a vacine for violence." (Edward James Olmos) People may or may not say what they mean ... but they always say something designed to get
what they want.
-- David Mamet Always behave like a duck--keep calm and unruffled on the surface but paddle like the devil
underneath.
-- Jacob Braude Kincardine O' Neil Flowers are words which even a baby can understand.
-- Arthur C. Coxe If you can't get rid of the skeleton in your closet, you'd best teach it to dance.
- George Bernard Shaw The work of internal government has become the task of controlling the thousands of fifth-rate
men.
-- Henry B. Adams Kincardine O' Neil
Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off your goal.
-- Henry Ford We have drugs to make women speak, but none to keep them silent.
-- Anatole France Minds are like parachutes - they only function when open.
-- Thomas Dewar "Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh." (George Bernard Shaw) A team effort is a lot of people doing what I say.
-- Michael Winner Kincardine O' Neil "I learned more from the one restaurant that didn't work than from all the ones that were successes." (Wolfgang Puck, restauranteur) "In order to preserve your self-respect, it is sometimes necessary to lie and cheat." (Robert Byrne) Love is the dawn of marriage, and marriage is the sunset of love.
-- French saying Kincardine O' Neil
Being on the tightrope is living; everything else is waiting.
- Karl Wallenda True, we love life, not because we are used to living, but because we are used to loving. There is
always some madness in love, but there is also always some reason in madness.
-- Friedrich Nietzsch "Man was born free and everywhere he is in chains." (Jean-Jacques Rousseau, French philosopher, The Social Contract) "Even death is unreliable. Instead of zero it may be some ghastly hallucination, such as the square root of minus one." (Samuel Beckett) In endowing us with memory, nature has revealed to us a truth utterly unimaginable to the
unreflective creation, the truth of immortality....The most ideal human passion is love, which is
also the m Kincardine O' Neil "Hold the fort! I am coming!" (General William Tecumseh Sherman) I have noticed that nothing I have never said ever did me any harm.
-- Calvin Coolidge The man who goes alone can start today; but he who travels with another must wait till that other
is ready.
-- Henry David Thoreau Kincardine O' Neil
"Even a stopped clock is right twice a day." (Marie von Ebner-Eschenbach) "It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to open one's mouth and remove all doubt." (Abraham Lincoln, 1809-65) "To avoid criticism: do nothing, say nothing, be nothing." (Elbert Hubbard, American author, 1856-1915) "One pretty good definition of college is that it's a place where people are made to read difficult books." (Jonathan Franzen) No wonder nobody comes here--it's too crowded.
-- Yogi Berra Kincardine O' Neil "A teacher affects eternity; he can never tell where his influence stops." (Henry B. Adams) I regret that I have but one life to give for my country.
-- Nathan Hale "We must view young people not as empty bottles to be filled but as candles to be lit." (Robert Shaffer) Kincardine O' Neil
I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
-- Mark Twain The greatest homage to truth is to use it.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Look not mournfully into the Past. It comes not back again. Wisely improve the Present. It is
thine. Go forth to meet the shadowy Future, without fear, and with a manly heart.
-- Henry Wadsworth Lo If all economists were laid end to end, they would not reach a conclusion.
-- George Bernard Shaw "This is the first age that's paid much attention to the future, which is a little ironic since we may not have one." (Arthur C. Clarke) Kincardine O' Neil "Courage is doing what you're afraid to do. There can be no courage unless you're scared." (Eddie Rickenbacker) You can always amend a big plan, but you can never expand a little one. I don't believe in little
plans. I believe in plans big enough to meet a situation which we can't possibly foresee now.
-- Ha You have a cough? Go home tonight, eat a whole box of Ex-Lax--tomorrow you'll be afraid to
cough.
-- Pearl Williams Kincardine O' Neil
