The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up in the morning, and does
not stop until you get into the office.
-- Robert Frost Inanimate objects are classified scientifically into three categories-- those that don't work, those
that break down, and those that get lost.
-- Russell Baker Love one another and you will be happy. It's as simple and as difficult as that.
-- Michael Leunig In the late 1600s the finest instruments originated from three rural families whose workshops
were side by side in the Italian village of Cremona. First were the Amatis, and outside their shop
hung Grad school is the snooze button on the clock-radio of life.
-- John Rogers, comedian (who holds a graduate degree in physics) Directories We are not retreating - we are advancing in another Direction.
- General Douglas MacArthur Who controls the past controls the future. Who controls the present controls the past.
-- George Orwell Marriage is like a violin. After the music is over, you still have the strings.
-- Anonymous Directories
Genius is an African who dreams up snow.
-- Vladimir Nabokov I have a daughter who goes to SMU. She could've gone to UCLA here in California, but it's one
more letter she'd have to remember.
-- Shecky Greene Marriage is like a cage--one sees the birds outside desperate to get in and those inside equally
desparate to get out.
-- Di Peatlins You can't learn too soon that the most useful thing about a principle is that it can always be
sacrificed to expediency.
-- W. Somerset Maugham If ever two were one, then surely we.
If ever man were loved by wife, then thee.
-- Anne Bradstreet Directories Always behave like a duck--keep calm and unruffled on the surface but paddle like the devil
underneath.
-- Jacob Braude A good marriage is like a casserole, only those responsible for it really know what goes in it.
-- Anonymous I believe that mink are raised for being turned into fur coats and if we didn't wear fur coats those
little animals would never have been born. So is it better not to have been born or to have lived Directories
Try praising your wife, even if it does frighten her at first.
-- Billy Sunday "Frank and explicit; that is the right line to take when you wish to conceal your own mind and to confuse the minds of others." (Benjamin Disraeli, Sybil) Dogma is the sacrifice of wisdom to consistency.
- Lewis Perelman "A man of genius makes no mistakes; his errors are volitional and are the portals of discovery." (James Joyce) "The formula for my happiness: a Yes, a No, a straight line, a goal." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Directories Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.
- Albert Einstein Honolulu, it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother.
-- Ken Dodd Creativity is allowing oneself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.
-- Scott Adams, The Dilbert Principle Directories
If stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?
- Will Rogers "There cannot be a God because, if there were one, I would not believe that I was not He." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Be nice to people on your way up because you meet them on your way down.
- Jimmy Durante Many persons have a wrong idea of what constitutes true happiness. It is not attained through
self-gratification but through fidelity to a worthy purpose.
-- Helen Keller He who has a 'why' to live, can bear with almost any 'how'.
- Friedrich Nietzsche Directories In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been
widely regarded as a bad move.
-- Douglas Adams "What is tolerance? -- it is the consequence of humanity. We are all formed of frailty and error; let us pardon reciprocally each other's folly -- that is the first law of nature." (Francois Marie Ar .. I am indebted to the cat for a particular kind of honorable deceit, for a greater control over
myself, for a characteristic aversion to brutal sounds, and for the need to keep silent for long
per Directories
"Those who dream by day are cognizant of many things which escape those who dream only by night." (Edger Allen Poe) Women and Cats will do as they please. Men and dogs had better get used to it.
-- Robert Heinlein, Time Enough for Love, Lazarus Long Remember your dreams.
-- Maryanne Radmacher-Herhey "All grown-ups were once children, though few of them remember it." (Antoine de Saint Exupéry) Humanity has advanced, when it has advanced, not because it has been sober, responsible, and
cautious, but because it has been playful, rebellious, and immature.
-- Tom Robbins Directories If you do not tell the truth about yourself you cannot tell it about other people.
-- Virginia Woolf "We're an embarrasment to college graduates across America." (James Douglas Morrison, lead singer of The Doors) I have a great diet. You're allowed to eat anything you want, but you must eat it with naked fat
people.
-- Ed Bluestone Directories
Courage is the price that Love exacts for granting peace.
-- Amelia Earhart "Guard with jealous attention the public liberty. Suspect every one who approaches that jewel. Unfortunately, nothing will preserve it but downright force. Whenever you give up that force, you are ine Being a woman is of special interest only to aspiring male transsexuals. To actual women it is
merely a good excuse not to play football.
-- Fran Lebowitz ...the fog is rising.
-- Emily Dickinson, dying words We never reflect how pleasant it is to ask for nothing.
-- Seneca Directories The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them.
-- Mark Twain "Small minds discuss people, average minds discuss events, great minds discuss ideas." (Anonymous) "It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to open one's mouth and remove all doubt." (Abraham Lincoln, 1809-65) Directories
"I don't understand why people are frightened of new ideas. I'm frightened of the old ones." (John Cage) Dogma is the sacrifice of wisdom to consistency.
- Lewis Perelman "I'm basically an optimist in life but this doesn't prevent me from deducing as a scientist that we are probably doomed." (Vladimir Chaloupka, physicist, University of Washington, regarding mankind's "Think off-center." (George Carlin) The wages of sin are death, but by the time taxes are taken out, it's just sort of a tired feeling.
-- Paula Poundstone Directories The one serious conviction that a man should have is that nothing is to be taken too seriously.
-- Nicholas Murray Butler When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.
-- Hunter S. Thompson Too bad all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving cabs and cutting hair.
-- George Burns Directories
"Don't let your ego get too close to your position, so that if your position gets shot down, your ego doesn't go with it." (Colin Powell) When we honestly ask ourselves which person in our lives mean the most to us, we often find
that it is those who, instead of giving advice, solutions, or cures, have chosen rather to share our
pain The ability to quote is a serviceable substitute for wit.
-- W. Somerset Maugham "In my opinion, the greatest single failure of American education is that students come away unable to distinguish between a symbol and the thing the symbol stands for." (Paul Lutus) "Nothing is permanent but change." (Heraclitus) Directories "Are you bored with life? Then throw yourself into some work you believe in with all your heart, live for it, die for it, and you will find happiness that you had thought could never be yours." (Dale Love may be a dream but marriage is a nightmare.
-- Joan Collins Love is the great miracle cure. Loving ourselves works miracles in our lives.
-- Louise Hay Directories
There's too much blood in my caffeine system.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker I am ready at any time. Do not keep me waiting.
-- John Brown - last words "Plato was a bore." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Curiosity will conquer fear even more than bravery will.
-- James Stephens The innkeeper loves the drunkard, but not for a son-in-law.
-- Yiddish Proverb Directories Love is the great miracle cure. Loving ourselves works miracles in our lives.
-- Louise Hay More light!
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe, dying words With the catching end the pleasures of the chase.
-- Abraham Lincoln Directories
To be able to say how much love, is love but little.
-- Petrarch I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally.
-- W. C. Fields We have been friends together in sunshine and in shade.
-- Caroline Norton MARRIAGE, n. The state or condition of a community consisting of a master, a mistress and two
slaves, making in all, two.
-- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, 1911 Honolulu, it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother.
-- Ken Dodd Directories Perhaps, after all, America never has been discovered. I myself would say that it had merely
been detected.
-- Oscar Wilde Most people would sooner die than think; in fact, they do so.
- Bertrand Russell The less their ability, the more their conceit.
Ahad HaAm Directories
If you don't double-click me, I can't do anything.
-- John Aniston, on how computers have taken over his life "Deep down, no one really believes they have a right to live. But this death sentence generally stays tucked away, hidden beneath the difficulty of living. If that difficulty is removed from time to t "When thou art at Rome, do as they do at Rome." (Miguel de Cervantes Saavedra, 1547-1616) If money is your hope for independence you will never have it. The only real security that a man
will have in this world is a reserve of knowledge, experience, and ability.
-- Henry Ford Show me a sane man and I will cure him for you.
- Carl Gustav Jung Directories "Listen, or your tongue will make you deaf." (Native American Proverb) Free will is a golden thread running through the frozen matrix of fixed events.
-- Robert A. Heinlein _The Rolling Stones_ The philosophy exam was a piece of cake -- which was a bit of a surprise, actually, because I
was expecting some questions on a sheet of paper.
-- Smith & Jones Directories
