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-- Oscar Wilde Marriage is like a box of chocolates. You have to squeeze a few bottoms to make sure you like
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possible, speak a few reasonable words.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe The instinct of nearly all societies is to lock up anybody who is truly free. First, society begins by
trying to beat you up. If this fails, they try to poison you. If this fails too, the finish by l Motoring Even a band of angels can turn ugly and start looting if enough angels are unemployed and
hanging around the Pearly Gates convinced that all the succubi own all the liquor stores in
Heaven.
-- P. J It takes a great deal of history to produce a little literature.
-- Henry James In all recorded history there has not been one economist who has had to worry about where the
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-- Peter F. Drucker Motoring
A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on.
-- Carl Sandburg "I'll tell you something: Luxury disgusts me." (Giorgio Armani) Saying that Windows95 is equal to Macintosh is like finding a potato that looks like Jesus and
believing you've witnessed the second coming.
-- Guy Kawasaki If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me.
- Alice Roosevelt Longworth Life consists not in holding good cards but in playing those you hold well.
-- Josh Billings Motoring My wife has a split personality, and I hate both of them. If God had meant us to vote, He would have given us candidates.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker When you're away, I'm restless, lonely
Wretched, bored, dejected; only
here's the rub, my darling dear,
I feel the same when you are here.
-- Samuel Hoffenstein Motoring
If you don't double-click me, I can't do anything.
-- John Aniston, on how computers have taken over his life Motivation will almost always beat mere talent.
-- Norman R. Augustine "To avoid criticism: do nothing, say nothing, be nothing." (Elbert Hubbard, American author, 1856-1915) He who laughs, lasts.
-- Mary Pettibone Poole To decide, to be at the level of choice, is to take responsibility for your life and to be in control of
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-- Abbie M. Dale Motoring The eyes are not responsible when the mind does the seeing.
-- Publilius Syrus "Murder is the very bed-rock of our social institutions." (Octave Mirbeau, The Torture Garden) Life is a sexually transmitted terminal disease.
-- Colin Greene Motoring
The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense.
-- Tom Clancy Too bad all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving cabs and cutting hair.
-- George Burns Eternal boyhood is the dream of a depressing percentage of American males, and the locker
room is the temple where they worship arrested development.
-- Russell Baker Those parts of the system that you can hit with a hammer (not advised) are called hardware;
those program instructions that you can only curse at are called software.
-- Unknown author, Levitating T A behaviorist is someone who pulls habits out of rats.
-- Anonymous Motoring "If liberty means anything at all, it means the right to tell people what they don't want to hear." (George Orwell) Anyway, no drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If we're looking for the
source of our troubles, we shouldn't test people for drugs, we should test them for stupidity,
ign Being on the tightrope is living; everything else is waiting.
- Karl Wallenda Motoring
"There cannot be a God because, if there were one, I would not believe that I was not He." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991) You can complain because roses have thorns, or you can rejoice because thorns have roses.
-- Ziggy, character in comic strip by Tom Wilson Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe.
-- Jackie Mason Give the people not hell, but hope and courage.
-- John Murray Motoring If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe.
- Carl Sagan "I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury." (Groucho Marx) Experience is what you get when you don't get what you want.
-- Don Stanford Motoring
Husbands are awkward things to deal with; even keeping them in hot water will not make them
tender.
-- Mary Buckley A theory is something nobody believes, except the person who made it. An experiment is
something everybody believes, except the person who made it.
-- Albert Einstein, attributed Love matches, so called, have illusion for their father and need for their mother.
-- Friedrich Nietzsche We have only one person to blame, and that's each other.
-- Barry Beck, New York Ranger, on who started a fight furing a hockey game Men marry because they are tired, women because they are curious; both are disappointed.
-- Oscar Wilde Motoring Marriage still confers one very special privilege - only a married person can get divorced. A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor I've just learned about his illness. Let's hope it's nothing trivial.
- Irvin S. Cobb Motoring
"Liberty means responsibility. That is why most men dread it." (George Bernard Shaw) "The market is not an invention of capitalism. It has existed for centuries. It is an invention of civilization." (Mikhail Gorbachev, June 8, 1990) Ah Mozart! He was happily married - but his wife wasn't. -- Borge Bride: A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her. I have been attacked by Rush Limbaugh on the air, an experience somewhat akin to being
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premise is wrong, but the navigation works. An incorrect model can be a useful tool.
-- Kelvin Throop I Motoring
You can't buy love, but you can pay heavily for it.
-- Henny Youngman "A new baby is like the beginning of all things--wonder, hope, a dream of possibilities." (Eda J. Le Shan) "Truly great friends are hard to find, difficult to leave, and impossible to forget." (G. Randolf) Experience is not what happens to you; it's what you do with what happens to you.
-- Aldous Huxley "Hold a true friend with both your hands." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Motoring The most terrible poverty is loneliness and the feeling of being unloved.
-- Mother Teresa Reality is nothing but a collective hunch.
-- Lily Tomlin Life isn't about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself.
-- George Bernard Shaw Motoring
When a cat is dropped, it always lands on its feet, and when toast is dropped, it always lands with
the buttered side down. I propose to strap buttered toast to the back of a cat; the 2 will hover,
We can lick gravity, but sometimes the paperwork is overwhelming.
-- Wehrner von Braun Fighting is essentially a masculine idea; a woman's weapon is her tongue.
-- Hermione Gingold There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called
marriage.
-- James Holt McGavran "It is a curious thing that God learned Greek when he wished to turn author--and that he did not learn it better." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Motoring True friendship can afford true knowledge. It does not depend on darkness and ignorance.
-- Henry David Thoreau "Freedom of press is limited to those who own one." (Henry Louis Mencken) Whatever is begun in anger ends in shame.
- Benjamin Franklin Motoring
Asking an incumbent member of Congress to vote for term limits is a bit like asking a chicken to
vote for Colonel Sanders.
-- Bob Inglis, 1995 What is politics, after all, but the compulsion to preside over property and make other peoples'
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-- Tom Robbins, Skinny Legs and All I've always thought that underpopulated countries in Africa are vastly underpolluted.
-- Lawrence Summers, chief economist of the World Bank, explaining why we should export toxic
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-- Buke Ellington America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a
chair.
-- Arnold Toynbee Motoring Honor lies in honest toil.
-- Grover Cleveland "Goodwill is the only asset that competition cannot undersell or destroy." (Mrshall Field, businessman and philanthropist) Trying to determine what is going on in the world by reading newspapers is like trying to tell the
time by watching the second hand of a clock.
-- Ben Hecht Motoring
Marriage is a matter of give and take, but so far I haven't been able to find anybody who'll take what I have to give. -- Cass Daley The real questions are the ones that obtrude upon your consciousness whether you like it or not,
the ones that make your mind start vibrating like a jackhammer, the ones that you 'come to terms
with Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can
never tell.
-- Joan Crawford Democracy means simply the bludgeoning of the people by the people for the people.
-- Oscar Wilde If absolute power corrupts absolutely, does absolute powerlessness make you pure?
-- Harry Shearer Motoring Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.
-- Albert Einstein "The greatest pleasure in life is doing what others say you cannot do." (Anonymous) In any contest between power and patience, bet on patience.
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