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If it were weren't for pickpockets, I'd have no sex life at all.
-- Rodney Dangerfield Whatever women do they must do it twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily this
is not difficult.
-- Charlotte Whitton "One can never consent to creep when one feels an impulse to soar." (Helen Keller) Drink to me.
-- Pablo Picasso, dying words Intelligence has nothing to do with politics.
-- Londo Molari Oil and Gas "All our best men are laughed at in this nightmare land." (Jack Keroac) "It is a curious thing that God learned Greek when he wished to turn author--and that he did not learn it better." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members." (Groucho Marx) Oil and Gas
Bride: A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her. blah "If we did all the things we are capable of, we would literally astound ourselves." (Thomas Alva Edison) "Talent does what it can; genius does what it must." (Edward Robert Bulwer-Lytton) I don't know exactly what democracy is. But we need more of it.
-- Anonymous Chinese Student, during protests in Tianamen Square, Beijing, 1989 Church is only society on earth that exists for the benefit of non-members.
-- William Temple Oil and Gas In the spider-web of facts, many a truth is strangled.
-- Paul Eldridge "We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars." (Oscar Wilde) Is it better for a woman to marry a man who loves her than a man she loves.
-- Anonymous Oil and Gas
Marriage is a lottery, but you can't tear up your ticket if you lose.
-- F. M. Knowles Prejudice is the child of ignorance.
-- William Hazlitt Egotist: a person more interested in himself than in me.
- Ambrose Bierce For of all sad words of tongue or pen,
The saddest are these: "It might have been!"
-- John Greenleaf Whittier Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get
money from it.
-- Stephen Leacock Oil and Gas Any sufficiently advanced bureaucracy is indistinguishable from molasses.
-- Anon. Once you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, no matter how improbable, must be the
truth.
- Sherlock Holmes "Death where is thy sting? Love, where is thy glory?" (William Shakespeare) Oil and Gas
I'm proud to be paying taxes in the United States. The only thing is - I could be just as proud for
half the money.
-- Arthur Godfrey "You believe that flag burning shows disrespect towards those who have fought to preserve our freedoms. Punishing protestors shows an even more profound disrespect for the ideals that these people die "When I was four years old they tried to test my IQ, they showed me this picture of three oranges and a pear. They asked me which one is different and does not belong, they taught me different was wro That men do not learn very much from the lessons of history is the most important of all the
lessons that history has to teach.
-- Aldous Huxley Republican boys date Democratic girls. They plan to marry Republican girls, but feel they're
entitled to a little fun first.
-- Anonymous Oil and Gas Whatever you are from nature, keep to it; never desert your own line of talent. Be what nature
intended you for, and you will succeed; be anything else, and you will be ten thousands times
worse tha Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket, or a
holding pattern over Philadelphia.
-- Judith Viorst Where there is marriage without love, there will be love without marriage.
-- Benjamin Franklin Oil and Gas
Kind words can be short and easy to speak, but their echoes are truly endless.
-- Mother Teresa "I would rather be exposed to the inconveniences attending too much liberty than to those attending too small a degree of it." (Thomas Jefferson, to Archibald Stuart, 1791) A Code of Honor: Never approach a friend's girlfriend or wife with mischief as your goal. There
are just too many women in the world to justify that sort of dishonorable behavior. Unless she's
reall Prayer gives a man the opportunity of getting to know a gentleman he hardly ever meets. I do not
mean his maker, but himself.
-- Dean Inge I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department
store and he asked for my autograph.
-- Shirley Temple Black Oil and Gas You can't build a reputation on what you are going to do.
-- Henry Ford My opinions are my wife's, and she says I'm lucky to have them. Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than
you is a maniac.
-- George Carlin Oil and Gas
The last good thing written in C++ was the Pachelbel Canon.
-- Jerry Olson If your wife wants to learn how to drive, don't stand in her way. To keep your marriage brimming
With love in the marriage cup,
Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
Whenever you're right, shut up. -- Nash May your wife be a witch who takes after her mother, and may you all live together in a one-room house. It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid.
- George Bernard Shaw Oil and Gas We are not in a position in which we have nothing to work with. We already have capacities,
talents, direction, missions, callings.
-- Abraham Maslow "If there is something to pardon in everything, there is also something to condemn." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, The Will to Power, 1888) "To make a living, craftiness is better than learnedness." (Pierre-Augustin de Beaumarchais) Oil and Gas
There is no one so bound to his own face that he does not cherish the hope of presenting another
to the world.
-- Antonio Machado Marriage is popular because it combines the maximum of temptation with the maximum of
opportunity.
-- George Bernard Shaw While we are postponing, life speeds by.
- Seneca (3BC - 65AD) You can't buy love, but you can pay heavily for it.
-- Henny Youngman Mathematicians are like Frenchmen: whatever you say to them they translate into their own
language and forthwith it is something entirely different.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Oil and Gas Criticism is prejudice made plausible.
- Henry Louis Mencken "I was born and raised with crocodiles; they are a piece of cake. But kids are so ... unpredictable." (Steve Irwin, "Crocodile Hunter") The church must be the critic and guide of the state, and never its tool.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. Oil and Gas
"Frank and explicit; that is the right line to take when you wish to conceal your own mind and to confuse the minds of others." (Benjamin Disraeli, Sybil) Hey, you can't fight in here! This is the war room!
-- Dr. Strangelove Sometimes you get shown the light in the strangest of places if you look at it right.
-- Jerry Garcia I've been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about 'short' and 'cheap'? -- Phyllis Diller The advice your son rejected is now being given by him to your grandson. Oil and Gas I regret that I have but one life to give for my country.
-- Nathan Hale "Politics is my hobby. Smut is my vocation." (Larry Flynt) There is one thing stronger than all the armies in the world; and that is an idea whose time has
come.
-- Victor Hugo Oil and Gas
"Expose yourself to your deepest fear; after that, fear has no power, and the fear of freedom shrinks and vanishes. You are free." (James Douglas Morrison, lead singer of The Doors) I went into a McDonald's yesterday and said, "I'd like some fries." The girl at the counter said,
"Would you like some fries with that?"
-- Jay Leno In olden times, sacrifices were made at the altar, a practice which is still very much practiced.
-- Helen Rowland There is no future in any job. The future lies in the man who holds the job.
-- George Crane I begin by taking. I shall find scholars later to demonstrate my perfect right.
- Frederick (II) the Great Oil and Gas Experience is the worst teacher; it gives the test before presenting the lesson.
-- Vernon Law He who knows nothing, knows nothing. But he who knows he knows nothing knows something. And he who knows someone whose friend's wife's brother knows nothing, he knows something. Or something like that We never live; we are always in the expectation of living.
-- Voltaire Oil and Gas
Grove giveth and Gates taketh away.
- Bob Metcalfe (inventor of Ethernet) on the trend of hardware speedups not being able to keep
up with software demands "Dying is the most embarrassing thing that can ever happen to you, because someone's got to take care of all your details." (Andy Warhol, America, 1985) Marriages are made in heaven and consummated on Earth.
-- John Lyly Treat people as if they were what they ought to be, and you help them to become what they are
capable of being.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Abstract art: a product of the untalented sold by the unprincipled to the utterly bewildered.
-- Al Capp Oil and Gas A man who has never made a woman angry is a failure in life.
-- Christopher Morley "Most people don't realize that large pieces of coral, which have been painted brown and attached to the skull by common wood screws, can make a child look like a deer." (Jack Handey) In olden times sacrifices were made at the altar--a practice which is still continued.
-- Helen Rowland Oil and Gas
Someone once asked me why women don't gamble as much as men do and I gave the
commonsensical reply that we don't have as much money. That was a true but incomplete
answer. In fact, women's total ins "The only thing we have to fear is fear itself." (Franklin Delano Roosevelt, 1882 - 1945, 32nd U.S. President) When marriage is outlawed, only outlaws will have inlaws. Some editors are failed writers, but so are most writers.
-- T. S. Eliot Having children makes you no more a parent than having a piano makes you a pianist.
-- Michael Levine, Lessons at the Halfway Point Oil and Gas Journalism is merely history's first draft.
-- Geoffrey C. Ward "Expose yourself to your deepest fear; after that, fear has no power, and the fear of freedom shrinks and vanishes. You are free." (James Douglas Morrison, lead singer of The Doors) I never think of the future - it comes soon enough.
-- Albert Einstein Oil and Gas
