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Fraserburgh Community Web - Links and information on the town and people of Fraserburgh in North East Scotland. Produced by Fraserburgh Community Web, at the Robertson Road Resource Centre.

Fraserburgh History Mailing List - A resource for those seeking to exchange information on Fraserburgh's social history or for those with a family history in Fraserburgh.

Fraserburgh Heritage Centre - Owned by Fraserburgh Heritage Society and operated on a voluntary basis. Featuring many fascinating exhibits drawn from its past, several of which illustrate the fishing industry.

Hard Spank - Provides band information for this group. Lists member, gig, song details together with message forum.

Visit Fraserburgh - Community pages listing tourism and business information for the locality. Local events and services are also included.

What is the answer? In that case, what is the question? -- Gertrude Stein, dying words Mistress: Something between a mister and a mattress. -- Anonymous "Growth in wisdom can be measured precisely by decline in bile." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, Human, All Too Human) "Thanks to my solid academic training, today I can write hundreds of words on virtually any topic without possessing a shred of information, which is how I got a good job in journalism." (Dave Barry) The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals and 362 admonishments to heterosexuals. That doesn't mean that God doesn't love heterosexuals. It's just that they need more supervision. -- Lynn Fraserburgh I went into a McDonald's yesterday and said, "I'd like some fries." The girl at the counter said, "Would you like some fries with that?" -- Jay Leno That's the way things come clear. All of a sudden. And then you realize how obvious they've been all along. -- Madeleine L'Engle We have only one person to blame, and that's each other. -- Barry Beck, New York Ranger, on who started a fight furing a hockey game Fraserburgh Paradoxically though it may seem, it is none the less true that life imitates art far more than art imitates life. -- Oscar Wilde The wages of sin are death, but by the time taxes are taken out, it's just sort of a tired feeling. -- Paula Poundstone I must follow the people. Am I not their leader? -- Benjamin Disraeli We have children because we want immortality and this is the most reliable way of getting it. -- Woodrow Wyatt All science is concerned with the relationship of cause and effect. Each scientific discovery increases man's ability to predict the consequences of his actions and thus his ability to control futur Fraserburgh May you grow so rich your widow's second husband never has to worry about a living, God forbid. I haven't committed a crime. What I did was fail to comply with the law. -- David Dinkins, New York City Mayor, answering accusations that he failed to pay his taxes. A man has to live with himself, and he should see to it that he always has good company. -- Charles Evans Hughes Fraserburgh Doctors are the same as lawyers; the only difference is that lawyers merely rob you, whereas doctors rob you and kill you too. -- Anton Chekhov We come to love not by finding a perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly. -- Anonymous You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 today and we don't know where the hell she is. -- Ellen DeGeneres By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. -- Socrates My initial response was to sue her for defamation of character, but then I realized that I had no character. -- Charles Barkley, on hearing Tonya Harding proclaim herself "the Charles Barkley of fig Fraserburgh "The things we admire in men, kindness and generosity, openness, honesty, understanding and feeling are the concomitants of failure in our system. And those traits we detest, sharpness, greed, acquisi Love is like the measles. The older you get it, the worse the attack. -- Mary Roberts Rhinehart Man is a rational animal who always loses his temper when he is called upon to act in accordance with the dictates of reason. -- Oscar Wilde Fraserburgh Love is the wisdom of the fool and the folly of the wise. -- Samuel Johnson Everything that can be invented has been invented. - Charles H. Duell, Commissioner, U.S. Office of Patents, 1899 People need loving the most when they deserve it the least. -- John Harrigan Did you hear about the scientist whose wife had twins? He baptized one and kept the other as a control. What do you take me for, an idiot? - General Charles de Gaulle (1890-1970), when a journalist asked him if he was happy Fraserburgh We live at a time when man believes himself fabulously capable of creation, but he does not know what to create. -- Jose Ortega y Gasset "Twelve magicians and two carnies have been shot dead doing the bullet catch. That's cool enough, but every night when we close our show with that trick and the loaded gun gets pointed in my face, it "If you assume that there's no hope, you guarantee that there will be no hope. If you assume that there is an instinct for freedom, there are opportunities to change things, there's a chance for you t Fraserburgh Goodbye, Everybody! -- Hart Crane, poet, who committed suicide by jumping overboard during a steamship voyage. "Some look at things that are, and ask why. I dream of things that never were and ask why not?" (George Bernard Shaw) "I never learned from a man who agreed with me." (Robert A. Heinlein) Here's a toast to your new bride who has everything a girl could want in her life, except for good taste in men! -- Wedding Toast "Be the change that you want to see in the world." (Mohandas Gandhi) Fraserburgh Nothing can so alienate a voter from the political system as backing a winning candidate. -- Mark B. Cohen It was very good of God to let Carlyle and Mrs Carlyle marry one another and so make only two people miserable instead of four, besides being very amusing. "Video games are bad for you? That's what they said about rock 'n roll." (Shigeru Miyamoto, game designer for Nintendo) Fraserburgh Creativity is allowing oneself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep. -- Scott Adams, The Dilbert Principle One cardinal rule of marriage should never be forgotten: "Give little, give seldom, and above all, give grudgingly." Otherwise, what could have been a proper marriage could become an orgy of sexual Learning is a treasure that will follow its owner everywhere. -- Chinese Proverb Actually, the only memory I have of being a Cub Scout was trying to get my hat back. That was all I did. Run back and forth at my bus stop going "Quit it." -- Jerry Seinfeld "It is my ambition to say in ten sentences what other men say in whole books--what other men do not say in whole books." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, Twilight of the Idols) Fraserburgh "There is no such thing as a person that nothing has happened to, and each person's story is as different as his fingertips." (Elsa Lanchester) Man is the only animal that laughs and has a state legislature. -- Samuel Butler "We already have the statistics for the future: the growth percentages of pollution, overpopulation, desertification. The future is already in place." (Günther Grass, Winner of the Nobel Prize for Li Fraserburgh Everyone is a genius at least once a year; a real genius has his original ideas closer together. - Georg Lichtenberg "I either want less corruption, or more chance to participate in it." (Ashleigh Brilliant) The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them. - Mark Twain "... adults are just obsolete children and the hell with them." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991, quoted in his obituary, Time) "Oh, the tiger will love you. There is no sincerer love than the love of food." (George Bernard Shaw, Man and Superman) Fraserburgh Virtue is not left to stand alone. He who practices it will have neighbors. -- Confucius Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called 'Ego'. - Friedrich Nietzsche I never found the companion that was so companionable as solitude. we are for the most part more lonely when we go abroad among men than when we stay in our chambers. -- Thoreau Fraserburgh "Careful?! Was my mother careful when she stabbed me in the heart with a coat hanger while I was still in the womb?" (Trey Parker) Man must evolve for all human conflict a method which rejects revenge, aggression and retaliation. the foundation of such a method is love. -- Martin Luther King, Jr. "Yes, I am a dreamer. For a dreamer is one who can find his way by moonlight, and see the dawn before the rest of the world." (Oscar Wilde) The difference between literature and journalism is that journalism is unreadable and literature is not read. -- Oscar Wilde May you be blessed with a wife so healthy and strong, she can pull the plow when your horse drops dead. Fraserburgh With the catching end the pleasures of the chase. -- Abraham Lincoln It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid. - George Bernard Shaw The better part of valor is discretion. -- William Shakespeare 1564-1616 from King Henry the Fourth, Part I Fraserburgh I worship the quicksand he walks in. - Art Buchwald I have been attacked by Rush Limbaugh on the air, an experience somewhat akin to being gummed by a newt. It doesn't actually hurt, but it leaves you with slimy stuff on your ankle. -- Molly Ivins Saying that Windows95 is equal to Macintosh is like finding a potato that looks like Jesus and believing you've witnessed the second coming. -- Guy Kawasaki Eternal boyhood is the dream of a depressing percentage of American males, and the locker room is the temple where they worship arrested development. -- Russell Baker If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me. - Alice Roosevelt Longworth Fraserburgh "The concerned investment banker is the one who blows the horn on his Mercedes as he drives through a red light." (Anonymous) Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math. -- Seen on a bumper sticker "Ask five economists and you'll get five different answers (six if one went to Harvard)." (Edgar R. Fiedler) Fraserburgh I believe that mink are raised for being turned into fur coats and if we didn't wear fur coats those little animals would never have been born. So is it better not to have been born or to have lived "I am convinced that it is not the fear of death, of our lives ending that haunts our sleep so much as the fear ... that as far as the world is concerned, we might as well never have lived." (Rabbi H "Growth in wisdom can be measured precisely by decline in bile." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, Human, All Too Human) May your wife be a witch who takes after her mother, and may you all live together in a one-room house. "People drag their progeny around with them like a ball and chain, like some terrible deadweight that hinders their every move - and that, as often as not, effectively winds up killing them." (Michel Fraserburgh The highest use of capital is not to make more money, but to make money do more for the betterment of life. -- Henry Ford Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm. -- Ralph Waldo Emerson America is the only nation in history which miraculously has gone directly from barbarism to degeneration without the usual intervention of civilization. -- George Clemenceau Fraserburgh "If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library." (Frank Zappa) There is no such thing as a moral or an immoral book. Books are well written or badly written. -- Oscar Wilde Hark, the Herald Tribune sings, Advertising wondrous things! -- Tom Lehrer Good teaching is one-fourth preparation and three-fourths theater. -- Gail Godwin Love is the same as like except you feel sexier. -- Judith Viorst Fraserburgh Don't worry about people stealing your ideas. If your ideas are any good, you'll have to ram them down people's throats. -- Howard Aiken The surest way to make a monkey of a man is to quote him. -- Robert Benchley The great tragedy of science, the slaying of a beautiful theory by an ugly fact. -- Thomas Henry Huxley Fraserburgh
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