Alexander Clinic, - Specialised treatment programme for sufferers of drug, alcohol and gambling abuse.
The Grampian Reiki School - Details of training courses, and general practice and reiki information.
Turriff Medical Practice - Lists the practitioners, gives advice on self treatment, lists opening times, contact details and a map showing the areas covered.
Aberdeen Interdenominational Drugs Action Group - Aberdeen based Christian organisation promoting positive community action in areas of drug and alcohol misuse. Group information, library and lifeline details included.
Portlethen Medical Centre - Opening hours, clinics and other information about the centre. This web site is part of the Scottish Health On the Web (SHOW) initiative.
Grampian Primary Care NHS Trust - Information on the Trust's activities, including resources for health professionals, the general public and users of Scottish health services. Part of the Scottish Health On the Web (SHOW) initiative.
The great art of life is sensation, to feel that we exist, even in pain.
-- Lord Byron If a thing is worth doing at all, it is worth doing badly.
-- Gustav Holst, on amateur music-making I shall return.
-- General Douglas MacArthur It is much more comfortable to be mad and know it, than to be sane and have one's doubts.
- G. B. Burgin Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
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-- Woody Allen I'll sleep when I'm dead.
- Warren Zevon Why don't you write books people can read?
-- Nora Joyce, to her husband James Health
Marital Freedom: The liberty that allows a husband to do exactly that which his wife pleases.
-- Anonymous "It is dangerous to be right in matters on which the established authorities are wrong." (Francois Marie Arouet Voltaire, 1694-1778) Patriotism is the last refuge of the scoundrel.
-- Samuel Johnson When nations grow old, the arts grow cold and commerce settles on every tree.
-- William Blake Better keep yourself clean and bright; you are the window through which you must see the world.
-- George Bernard Shaw Health When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. -- Guitry "Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships." (Sharon Stone) It is not because things are difficult that we do not dare; it is because we do not dare that they are
difficult.
-- Seneca Health
The democratic theory is that if you accumulate enough ignorance at the polls, you produce
intelligence.
-- Philo Vance One can survive everything, nowadays, except death, and live down everything except a good
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-- Oscar Wilde "Humanity has won its battle. Liberty now has a country." (Marquis de Lafayette) A man's wife has more power over him than the state has.
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-- John Webster Health Love matches are made by people who are content, for a month of honey, to condemn
themselves to a life of vinegar.
-- Countess of Blessington If your daily life seems poor, do not blame it; blame yourself, tell yourself that you are not a poet
enough to call forth its riches; for to the creator there is no poverty and no poor indifferent p Practice random acts of kindness and sensless acts of beauty.
-- Adair Lara Health
"I do not suppose I shall be remembered for anything. But I don't think about my work in those terms. It is just as vulgar to work for the sake of posterity as to work for the sake of money." (George "People demand freedom only when they have no power." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Never try to teach a pig to sing. It's a waste of your time and annoys the pig.
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-- Anonymous Health I drink no more than a sponge.
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-- Anonymous Health
She felt in italics and thought in capitals.
-- Henry James The empires of the future are the empires of the mind.
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-- Maya Angelou Health "Oh, the tiger will love you. There is no sincerer love than the love of food." (George Bernard Shaw, Man and Superman) There are only two things a child will share willingly communicable diseases and his mother's
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True friendship can afford true knowledge. It does not depend on darkness and ignorance.
-- Henry David Thoreau Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy.
-- Anonymous "You exist only in what you do." (Federico Fellini) Mistress: Something between a mister and a mattress.
-- Anonymous And since the stench of death will always attract flies and vermin, the arrival of Geraldo was
perhaps inevitable.
-- Garry Trudeau Health Chance is always powerful. - Let your hook be always cast; in the pool where you least expect it,
there will be a fish.
-- Ovid I was nauseous and tingly all over... I was either in love or I had smallpox.
-- Woody Allen "We must view young people not as empty bottles to be filled but as candles to be lit." (Robert Shaffer) Health
There's nothing wrong with having nothing to say -- unless you insist on saying it.
-- Anonymous "Eternal vigilance is the price of freedom." (Raymonde Uy) When you're away, I'm restless, lonely
Wretched, bored, dejected; only
here's the rub, my darling dear,
I feel the same when you are here.
-- Samuel Hoffenstein I don't know why I did it, I don't know why I enjoyed it, and I don't know why I'll do it again.
-- Bart Simpson, young character from The Simpsons, U.S. animated television show Each friend represents a world in us, a world possibly not born until they arrive.
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-- American Proverb If we were not all so interested in ourselves, life would be so uninteresting that none of us would
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-- Schopenhauer Health
Criticism is prejudice made plausible.
-- H. L. Mencken When you don't know that you don't know, it's a lot different than when you do know that you
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-- Anon. Health
Meetings are an addictive, highly self-indulgent activity that corporations and other large
organizations habitually engage in only because they cannot actually masturbate.
-- Dave Barry Nothing that was worthy in the past departs; no truth or goodness realized by man ever dies, or
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-- Thomas Carlyle I was going to change my shirt, but I changed my mind instead.
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what I have to give.
-- Cass Daley Love is stronger than justice.
-- Sting Health What a difference there is between what we say and what we think.
-- Racine "It is a curious thing that God learned Greek when he wished to turn author--and that he did not learn it better." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off your goal.
-- Henry Ford Health
"Liberty has never come from the government. Liberty has always come from the subjects of it. The history of liberty is a history of resistance. The history of liberty is a history of limitations of g "A woman may very well form a friendship with a man, but for this to endure, it must be assisted by a little physical antipathy." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) It is a known fact that men are practical, hardheaded realists, in contrast to women, who are
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-- Vince Lombardi Once the realization is accepted that even between the closest human beings infinite distances
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distance Health We have to keep trying things we're not sure we can pull off. If we just do the things we know we
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-- Jonathan S. Haas CAPITAL, n. The seat of misgovernment. That which provides the fire, the pot, the dinner, the
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disg Health
"The greater the artist, the greater the doubt. Perfect confidence is granted to the less talented as a consolation prize." (Robert Hughes) I didn't have time to write a short letter, so I wrote a long one instead.
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-- Bette Davis Realism is a corruption of reality.
-- Wallace Stevens Health I couldn't remember when I had been so disappointed. Except perhaps the time I found out that
M&Ms really do melt in your hand...
-- Peter Oakley "The dancer's body is simply the luminous manifestation of the soul." (Isadora Duncan) May you live happily ever after with a poor, ugly, shrewish wife. Health
