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If ever man were loved by wife, then thee.
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I shall return.
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Not to anticipate is already to moan.
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For of all sad words of tongue or pen,
The saddest are these: "It might have been!"
-- John Greenleaf Whittier To love another person is to help them love God.
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My mother-in-law broke up my marriage. My wife came home from work one day and found me in
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Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome.
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When I can no longer bear to think of the victims of broken homes, I begin to think of the victims
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-- Peter DeVries The surest way to make a monkey of a man is to quote him.
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-- Unknown history student Love is stronger than justice.
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You can observe a lot by watching.
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We do not remember days; we remember moments.
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