Alexander Guest House - Situated in Stonehaven with details of the facilities available along with reviews and safety information.
Arduthie Guest House - Four star Scottish Tourist Board accommodation located in Stonehaven. Room information, facilities, location and details about the area.
"A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool." (William Shakespeare) If I have not seen as far as others, it is because giants were standing on my shoulders.
-- Hal Abelson "It is not the answer that enlightens, but the question." (Eugene Ionesco) "'Contrariwise,' continued Tweedledee, 'if it was so, it might be, and if it were so, it would be; but as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic!'" (Lewis Carroll, Through the Looking Glass) Husbands are like fires. They go out if unattended.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor Guest Houses An undefined problem has an infinite number of solutions.
-- Robert A. Humphrey Love is like the measles. The older you get it, the worse the attack.
-- Mary Roberts Rhinehart It is amazing what you can accomplish if you do not care who gets the credit.
-- Harry Truman Guest Houses
The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.
-- Lily Tomlin "One should die proudly when it is no longer possible to live proudly." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "I've never let my school interfere with my education." (Mark Twain) You probably wouldn't worry about what people think of you if you could know how seldom they
do.
-- Olin Miller If excessive smoking actually plays a role in the production of lung cancer, it seems to be a minor
one.
-- Dr. W.C. Heuper of the National Cancer Institute, as quoted in the New York Times on Apri Guest Houses No matter who you vote for, the Government always gets in.
-- Anon. "Listen, or your tongue will make you deaf." (Native American Proverb) Education is not filling a bucket, but lighting a fire.
-- William Yeats Guest Houses
Man's mind stretched to a new idea never goes back to its original dimensions.
-- Oliver Wendell Holmes A small family is soon provided for.
-- English Proverb blah bl "The better the state is established, the fainter is humanity." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance.
- Will Durant Long engagements give people the opportunity of finding out each other's character before
marriage, which is never advisable.
-- Oscar Wilde Guest Houses "Excellence is in the details. Give attention to the details and excellence will come." (Perry Paxton) When you've spent half your political life dealing with humdrum issues like the environment... it's
exciting to have a real crisis on your hands.
-- Margaret Thatcher, on the Falklands Conflict "There are some enterprises in which a careful disorderliness is the true method." (Herman Melville, Moby Dick) Guest Houses
"Nothing has been purchased more dearly than the little bit of reason and sense of freedom which now constitutes our pride." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "No one ever owns his youth or the women he loves." (Pedro Almodóvar, Live Flesh) A man must marry only a very pretty woman in case he should ever want some other man to take
her off his hands.
-- Sacha Guitry A husband is a guy who tells you when you've got on too much lipstick and helps you with your
girdle when your hips stick.
-- Ogden Nash Do or do not. There is no try.
-- Yoda, character in the movie The Empire Strikes Back Guest Houses Acting is the most minor of gifts and not a very high-class way to earn a living. After all, Shirley
Temple could do it at the age of four.
-- Katharine Hepburn When I can no longer bear to think of the victims of broken homes, I begin to think of the victims
of intact ones.
-- Peter DeVries "Have confidence that if you have done a little thing well, you can do a bigger thing well, too." (David Malcolm Storey) Guest Houses
Drink to me.
-- Pablo Picasso, dying words The unfortunate thing about this world is that the good habits are much easier to give up than the
bad ones.
-- W. Somerset Maugham The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense.
-- Tom Clancy The optimist sees opportunity in every danger; the pessimist sees danger in every opportunity.
-- Winston Churchill Conceit causes more conversation than wit.
-- LaRouchefoucauld Guest Houses "I feel I have to protect myself against things. So I'm pretty careful to lose most of them." (George Orson Welles) Whoever called it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.
-- Groucho Marx I could prove God statistically.
-- George Gallup Guest Houses
"Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution yet." (Mae West) Beware you be not swallowed up in books! An ounce of love is worth a pound of knowledge.
-- John Wesley Success is just a matter of attitude.
-- Darcy E. Gibbons I do not like broccoli. And I haven't liked it since I was a little kid and my mother made me eat it.
And I'm President of the United States and I'm not going to eat any more broccoli.
-- George Bus The English country gentleman galloping after a fox--the unspeakable in full pursuit of the
uneatable.
-- Oscar Wilde Guest Houses "Avoid providing material for the drama that is always stretched tight between parents and children; it uses up much of the children's strength and wastes the love of the elders, which acts and warms "It ends not with a bang, but a whimper." (Thomas Stearns Eliot, aka T. S. Eliot, The Hollow Man) Politics have no relation to morals.
-- Niccolo Machiavelli Guest Houses
"Courage is doing what you're afraid to do. There can be no courage unless you're scared." (Eddie Rickenbacker) Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.
- George Burns There is nothing like returning to a place that remains unchanged to find the ways in which you
yourself have altered.
-- Nelson Mandela, A Long Walk to Freedom It is amazing at how small a price may the wedding ring be placed upon a worthless hand; but, by
the beauty of our law, what heaps of gold are indispensable to take it off!
-- Douglas Jerold, 1858 "We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence then is not an act but a habit." (Aristotle) Guest Houses The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good.
- Samuel Johnson I don't feel good.
-- Luther Burbank, dying words We seek the comfort of another. Someone to share and share the life we choose. Someone to
help us through the neverending attempt to understand ourselves. And in the end, someone to
comfort us along Guest Houses
I believe in equality for everyone, except reporters and photographers.
-- Gandhi Change is not merely necessary to life, it is life.
-- Alvin Toffler Wife: The perfect acquisition for any gentleman feeling himself to have excessive control over his personal affairs. Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence--a life sentence. One word frees us of all the weight and pain of life: that word is love.
-- Sophocles Guest Houses "Great spirits have always faced voilent protest from mediocre minds." (Albert Einstein) Sex is like bridge: If you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand.
-- Charles Pierce First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win.
- Mahatma Gandhi Guest Houses
"Better to be deprived of food for three days than tea for one." (Chinese Proverb) The opposite of a correct statement is a false statement. The opposite of a profound truth may
well be another profound truth.
- Niels Bohr The best defense is a good offense.
-- Anonymous "Who is more foolish? The fool or the fool that follows it?" (Alec Guinness) I have a great diet. You're allowed to eat anything you want, but you must eat it with naked fat
people.
-- Ed Bluestone Guest Houses "The great aim of education is not knowledge but action." (Herbert Spencer) Many a man's reputation would not know his character if they met on the street.
- Elbert Hubbard "When you resort to attacking the messenger and not the message, you have lost the debate." (Addison Whithecomb) Guest Houses
Life - a sexually transmitted terminal condition.
-- Walter Prager "Some look at things that are, and ask why. I dream of things that never were and ask why not?" (George Bernard Shaw) I was under medication when I made the decision not to burn the tapes.
-- Richard Nixon, U.S. President "Greed, for lack of a better word, is good. Greed is right. Greed works." (Michael Douglas, as Gordon Gekko, Wall Street, 1987) That's the way things come clear. All of a sudden. And then you realize how obvious they've been
all along.
-- Madeleine L'Engle Guest Houses Democracy substitutes election by the incompetent many for the appointment by the corrupt few.
-- George Bernard Shaw "My daughter has never forgiven me. for what, I don't know, because for years, she won't speak to me. She blackens my name in the press and makes me think abortion is an excellent idea." (Klaus Kinsk Virtue is not left to stand alone. He who practices it will have neighbors.
-- Confucius Guest Houses
In view of all the deadly computer viruses that have been spreading lately, Weekend Update
would like to remind you: when you link up to another computer, you're linking up to every
computer that th Genius is 99 percent perspiration and 1 percent inspiration.
-- Thomas Edison "Transport of the mails, transport of the human voice, transport of flickering pictures--in this century as in others our highest accomplishments still have the single aim of bringing men together." Love is a perky elf dancing a merry little jig and then suddenly he turns on you with a miniature
machine gun.
-- Matt Groening, Love is Hell When a person can no longer laugh at himself, it is time for others to laugh at him.
-- Thomas Szasz, The Second Sin, 1973 Guest Houses The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because
generally they are the same people.
-- G. K. Chesterton Silence is argument carried out by other means.
- ErnestoCheGuevara Few men have virtue to withstand the highest bidder.
-- George Washington Guest Houses
