Boyne Hotel - Portsoy - Bedrooms with en-suite facilities. Whisky and coastal trails nearby.
Dowans Hotel - Situated close to salmon fishing and golf courses. Contact details.
The Pennan Inn - Details of the facilities including the bar and restaurant. Contact information.
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