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"Bread feeds the body, indeed, but flowers feed also the soul." (The Prophet Mohammad) Silence is argument carried out by other means.
- ErnestoCheGuevara If it were weren't for pickpockets, I'd have no sex life at all.
-- Rodney Dangerfield This is the fourth?
-- Thomas Jefferson, dying words A leader in the Democratic Party is a boss, in the Republican Party he is a leader.
Harry S. Truman Arts and Entertainment If you don't know how to do something, you don't know how to do it with a computer.
-- Anon. Opera in English is, in the main, about as sensible as baseball in Italian.
-- H. L. Mencken Nothing that was worthy in the past departs; no truth or goodness realized by man ever dies, or
can die.
-- Thomas Carlyle Arts and Entertainment
Marriage is bliss. Ignorance is bliss. Ergo... Call on God, but row away from the rocks.
-- Indian proverb NEIGHBOR, n. One whom we are commanded to love as ourselves, and who does all he knows
how to make us disobedient.
-- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, 1911 Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off your goal.
-- Henry Ford There are two means of refuge from the misery of life - music and cats.
-- Albert Schweitzer Arts and Entertainment A woman may very well form a friendship with a man, but for this to endure, it must be assisted
by a little physical antipathy.
-- Friedrich Nietzsche Ambition is not a vice of little people.
-- Michel de Montaigne The concept is interesting and well-formed, but in order to earn better than a 'C', the idea must be
feasible.
- A Yale University management professor in response to student Fred Smith's paper prop Arts and Entertainment
The most terrible poverty is loneliness and the feeling of being unloved.
-- Mother Teresa I don't know anything about luck. I've never banked on it, and I'm afraid of people who do. Luck to
me is something else; hard work and realizing what is opportunity and what isn't.
-- Lucille Ball Launch out into the deep. One discovers by living in scorn of consequence.
-- Essie Summers "I would rather die standing than live on my knees!" (Emiliano Zapata) Kind words can be short and easy to speak, but their echoes are truly endless.
-- Mother Teresa Arts and Entertainment "I do not suppose I shall be remembered for anything. But I don't think about my work in those terms. It is just as vulgar to work for the sake of posterity as to work for the sake of money." (George The best teacher is the one who suggests rather than dogmatizes, and inspires his listener with
the wish to teach himself.
-- Edward Bulwer-Lytton The whole art of teaching is only the art of awakening the natural curiosity of young minds for the
purpose of satisfying it afterwards.
-- Anatole France Arts and Entertainment
All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusion is called a philosopher.
- Ambrose Bierce "To pretend, I actually do the thing: I have therefore only pretended to pretend." (Jacques Derrida, French 'deconstructionist') blah bla "I never think of the future. It comes soon enough." (Albert Einstein) I require three things in a man: He must be handsome, ruthless, and stupid.
-- Dorothy Parker "The meeting of two personalites is like the contact of two chemical substances. If there is any reaction, both are transformed." (Carl Gustav Jung) Arts and Entertainment I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.
-- Thomas Edison Courage is the ladder on which all the other virtues mount.
-- Clare Boothe Luce After all, all he did was string together a lot of old, well-known quotations.
-- H. L. Mencken, on Shakespeare Arts and Entertainment
Man must evolve for all human conflict a method which rejects revenge, aggression and
retaliation. the foundation of such a method is love.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and
science.
-- Albert Einstein The only Zen you find on the tops of mountains is the Zen you bring up there.
-- Robert M. Pirsig Do or do not. There is no try.
-- Yoda, character in the movie The Empire Strikes Back He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire.
- Sir Winston Churchill Arts and Entertainment Whether you think that you can, or that you can't, you are usually right.
-- Henry Ford It is always right that a man should be able to render a reason for the faith that is within him.
-- Sydney Smith I believe in equality for everyone, except reporters and photographers.
-- Gandhi Arts and Entertainment
"I know that God won't give me more trouble than I can handle ... but sometimes I wish he wouldn't trust me so much." (Mother Teresa) If stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?
- Will Rogers We must respect the other fellow's religion, but only in the sense and to the extent that we
respect his theory that his wife is beautiful and his children smart.
-- H. L. Mencken We do not remember days; we remember moments.
-- Anonymous All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusion is called a philosopher.
- Ambrose Bierce Arts and Entertainment In view of all the deadly computer viruses that have been spreading lately, Weekend Update
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computer that th To heck with marrying a girl who makes biscuits like her mother--I want to marry one who makes dough like her father. Good friends are good for your health.
-- Irwin Sarason Arts and Entertainment
Hell is a half-filled auditorium.
- Robert Frost A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor He who awaits much can expect little.
-- Gabriel Garcia Marquez While we are postponing, life speeds by.
- Seneca (3BC - 65AD) "Do not go gentle into that good night. Old age should burn and rave at close of day. Rage, rage against the dying of the light." (Dylan Thomas) Arts and Entertainment Just buy a box of popcorn and a Coca-Cola and sit back and watch.
-- James Carville, Clinton advisor, offering advice for Democrats on the term-limits vote in the
House We must become the change we want to see.
-- Gandhi Don't be so humble - you are not that great.
- Golda Meir (1898-1978) to a visiting diplomat Arts and Entertainment
Parenthetical remarks (however relevant) are unnecessary.
-- Frank L. Visco, How to Write Good "The concerned investment banker is the one who blows the horn on his Mercedes as he drives through a red light." (Anonymous) Man is the only animal that laughs and has a state legislature.
-- Samuel Butler A woman has got to love a bad man once or twice in her life to be thankful for a good one.
-- Mae West Who, being loved, is poor?
-- Oscar Wilde Arts and Entertainment "Beauty awakens the soul to act." (Dante Alighieri, 1265-1321) "I love Los Angeles. I love Hollywood. They're beautiful. Everybody's plastic, but I love plastic. I want to be plastic." (Andy Warhol, Holy Terror: Andy Warhol Close Up) How is it that little children are so intelligent and men so stupid? It must be education that does it.
-- Alexandre Dumas fils Arts and Entertainment
Learning is what most adults will do for a living in the 21st century.
-- Bob Perelman You can pay attention to the fact, in which case you'll probably become a mathematician, or you
can ignore it, in which case you'll probably become a physicist.
-- Len Evans, professor, Northwestern Teach a parrot the terms "supply and demand" and you've got an economist.
-- Thomas Carlyle "O' What may man within him hide, though angel on the outward side!" (William Shakespeare) "When thou art at Rome, do as they do at Rome." (Miguel de Cervantes Saavedra, 1547-1616) Arts and Entertainment It is not because it is difficult that we do not dare; it is because we do not dare that things are
difficult.
-- Lucius Anneaus Seneca Two souls with but a single thought,
Two hearts that beat as one.
-- Fredrich Halm Sometimes you get shown the light in the strangest of places if you look at it right.
-- Jerry Garcia Arts and Entertainment
Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names.
-- John F. Kennedy Nothing has really happened until it has been recorded.
-- Virginia Woolf "Children begin by loving their parents. After a time they judge them. Rarely, if ever, do they forgive them." (Oscar Wilde, A Woman of No Importance) We can never be sure that the opinion we are endeavoring to stifle is a false opinion; and if we
were sure, stifling it would be an evil still.
-- John Stuart Mill My wife doesn't care what I do away from home, as long as I don't enjoy it. Arts and Entertainment Democracy is the recurrent suspicion that more than half of the people are right more than half of
the time.
-- E. B. White "The depth and strength of a human character are defined by its moral reserves. People reveal themselves completely only when they are thrown out of the customary conditions of their life, for only th "Freedom of press is limited to those who own one." (Henry Louis Mencken) Arts and Entertainment
Minds are like parachutes - they only function when open.
-- Thomas Dewar Die? I should say not, dear fellow. No Barrymore would allow such a conventional thing to
happen to him.
-- John Barrymore - last words Giving every man a vote has no more made men wise and free than Christianity has made them
good.
-- H.L. Mencken The instinct of nearly all societies is to lock up anybody who is truly free. First, society begins by
trying to beat you up. If this fails, they try to poison you. If this fails too, the finish by l I have found the paradox that if I love until it hurts, then there is no hurt, but only more love.
-- Mother Teresa Arts and Entertainment If your wife wants to learn how to drive, don't stand in her way. It takes a great deal of history to produce a little literature.
-- Henry James Truth is more of a stranger than fiction.
-- Mark Twain Arts and Entertainment
