Isle of Ulva - Information about the Island, its wildlife, geology, walks, history and facilities.
Isle of Mull Photo Gallery - Lists photographs of the islands of Mull and Iona. Provides indexed catalogue, ordering information and guestbook.
A Model Helicopter Site - Model Helicopters. Mainly Scale. Vario. Graupner. Kyosho. Hirobo. EC135. Agusta 109. Lynx. Bell 47g. Huey. Jet Ranger. Seaking. Squirrel. Thunder Tiger. Raptor.Airwolf. MBB105. Bell 222.
Paul Brown - Personal web pages detailing the business and personal interests of this person. Included are links to his ISP company and his car rallying sites.
Angus Stewart - Lists the paintings of this Tobermory artist. Provides online catalogue of paintings and prints, and links to local artists.
Isle of Mull Highland Games - Held every year in Tobermory during the month of July. Traditional Scottish Highland Games. Listing events and associated information.
Isle of Mull Websites - Listing various available sub-domains for this domain name. Provides package and pricing information together with secure online ordering.
Roundandabout - Local free monthly publication providing news, views and events. Extracts from the paper edition together with catalogue of previous copy.
The Isle of Mull Railway - This is Scotland's original and only island passenger railway and operates steam and diesel hauled trains between Craignure & Torosay on the Isle of Mull.
As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not certain; and as far as they are
certain, they do not refer to reality.
-- Albert Einstein Never try to teach a pig to sing. It wastes your time and annoys the pig.
-- Anonymous If your daily life seems poor, do not blame it; blame yourself, tell yourself that you are not a poet
enough to call forth its riches; for to the creator there is no poverty and no poor indifferent p I don't think I'll get married again. I'll just find a woman I don't like and give her a house.
-- Lewis Grizzard If Satan ever loses his hair, there'll be hell toupee.
-- Anonymous Isle of Mull "The best thing about the future is that it comes one day at a time." (Abraham Lincoln, 1809-65) "One of the good things about low self-esteem is never having rain hit you in the face." (John A. Simone Jr.) "Friendship is born at the moment when one person says to another, 'What?! You too! Thought I was the only one.'" (Clive Staples Lewis) Isle of Mull
It was the greatest of the imperfect ventriloquist acts: when his lips moved, her body sang.
-- Tom Robbins "... adults are just obsolete children and the hell with them." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991, quoted in his obituary, Time) Church is only society on earth that exists for the benefit of non-members.
-- William Temple I'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart.
- e e cummings Marriage has many pains, but celibacy has no pleasures.
-- Samuel Johnson Isle of Mull Love is the great miracle cure. Loving ourselves works miracles in our lives.
-- Louise Hay We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind her stands his wife. -- Groucho Marx When we treat man as he is, we make him worse than he is; when we treat him as if he already
were what he potentially could be, we make him what he should be.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Isle of Mull
Confidence is the feeling you have before you understand the situation.
--Anon. The promises of maniacs, like those of women, are not safely relied upon.
-- Joseph Heller, God Knows "As long as people will accept crap, it will be financially profitable to dispense it." (Dick Cavett) May you learn to perform miracles: earn a living and marry off your daughters. We must become the change we want to see.
-- Gandhi Isle of Mull My father was a minister. I had to make up for the lack of sin.
-- Milwuakee mayor, on why he became a politician Marriage is very much like a violin; after the sweet music is over, the strings are attached. I am become death, shatterer of worlds.
-- Robert J. Oppenheimer, citing from the Bhagavadgita, after witnessing the world's first nuclear
explosion Isle of Mull
Never tell. Not if you love your wife... In fact, if your old lady walks in on you, deny it. Yeah. Just
flat out and she'll believe it: "I'm tellin' ya. This chick came downstairs with a sign around I drink no more than a sponge.
-- Francis Rabelais, Works. Book i. Chap. v. "Club Secretary: I say, Lawrence. You are a clown!
Lawrence: We can't all be lion tamers." (Thomas Edward Lawrence, Lawrence of Arabia, 1962) Change before you have to.
-- Jack Welch Love is like the measles. The older you get it, the worse the attack.
-- Mary Roberts Rhinehart Isle of Mull Too bad all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving cabs and cutting hair.
-- George Burns Freedom is what you do with what's been done to you.
-- John-Paul Sartre Work expands to fill the time available.
-- PARKINSON'S LAW Isle of Mull
Humanity has advanced, when it has advanced, not because it has been sober, responsible, and
cautious, but because it has been playful, rebellious, and immature.
-- Tom Robbins We have art to save ourselves from the truth.
- Friedrich Nietzsche It is amazing what you can accomplish if you do not care who gets the credit.
-- Harry Truman Learn to laugh at your troubles and you'll never run out of things to laugh at.
-- Lyn Karol "The man who never made a mistake never made anything." (Derek Longdon, Tongariro Power Development, Turangi, New Zealand) Isle of Mull What's another word for "Thesaurus?"
-- Steven Wright Marriage is bliss. Ignorance is bliss. Ergo...
-- Anonymous A grouch escapes so many little annoyances that it almost pays to be one.
-- Kin Hubbard Isle of Mull
Marriage is an institution--but who wants to live in an institution? Most rock journalism is people who can't write interviewing people who can't talk for people who
can't read.
-- Frank Zappa The higher up you go, the more mistakes you are allowed. Right at the top, if you make enough of
them, it's considered to be your style.
-- Fred Astaire At every crossroads on the path that leads to the future, tradition has placed 10,000 men to guard
the past.
-- Maurice Maeterlink Never practice two vices at once.
-- Tallulah Bankhead Isle of Mull I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
- Mark Twain Nobody ever died of laughter.
-- Max Beerbohm Hell is paved with good samaritans.
-- William M. Holden Isle of Mull
The mediocre teacher tells. The good teacher explains.The superior teacher demonstrates. The
great teacher inspires.
-- William Arthur Ward "No one lies so boldly as the man who is indignant." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "The only way to have friends is to be one." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) The trouble with our times is that the future is not what it used to be.
-- Paul Valery "Death is only a launching into the region of the strange Untried; it is but the first salutation to the possibilities of the immense Remote, the Wild, the Watery, the Unshored..." (Herman Melville, Isle of Mull We're our own dragons as well as our own heroes, and we have to rescue ourselves from
ourselves.
-- Tom Robbins There are three great friends: an old wife, an old dog, and ready money.
-- Benjamin Franklin "Vegiburgers are wrong." (Mike Kaup) Isle of Mull
"If a million people say a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing." (Anatole France) "Furious activity is no substitute for understanding." (H. H. Williams) The Church is an organism that grows best in an alien society.
-- C. Stacey Woods There's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore like an idiot.
-- Steven Wright In the blithe days of honeymoon,
With Kate's allurements smitten,
I lov'd her late, I lov'd her soon,
And call'd her dearest kitten.
But now my kitten's grown a cat,
And cross like other wives.
Isle of Mull To achieve the impossible, it is precisely the unthinkable that must be thought.
-- Tom Robbins, Jitterbug Perfume It is best to learn as we go, not go as we have learned.
-- Leslie Jeanne Sahler It takes two to speak truth --One to speak, and another to hear.
-- Henry David Thoreau Isle of Mull
When yer in a funk, people in love are a royal pain in the patookus.
-- Portnoy, character in "Outland," comic strip by Berkely Breathed May your wife be a witch who takes after her mother, and may you all live together in a one-room house. If addiction is judged by how long a dumb animal will sit pressing a lever to get a 'fix' of
something, to its own detriment, then I would conclude that netnews is far more addictive than
cocaine.
"Freedom of press is limited to those who own one." (Henry Louis Mencken) A man must marry only a very pretty woman in case he should ever want some other man to take
her off his hands.
-- Sacha Guitry Isle of Mull One ought, every day at least, to hear a little song, read a good poem, see a fine picture and, if
possible, speak a few reasonable words.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and
intellect has intended us to forgo their use.
- Galileo Galilei You don't have to suffer to be a poet; adolescence is enough suffering for anyone.
-- John Ciardi Isle of Mull
As life is action and passion, it is required of a man that he should share the passion and action
of his time, at the peril of being not to have lived.
-- Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr. We can never be sure that the opinion we are endeavoring to stifle is a false opinion; and if we
were sure, stifling it would be an evil still.
-- John Stuart Mill An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her. -- Agatha Christie Motivation will almost always beat mere talent.
-- Norman R. Augustine Anything too stupid to be said, is sung.
-- Voltaire Isle of Mull Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.
-- Abraham Lincoln Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it, misdiagnosing it, and then misapplying the
wrong remedies.
-- Groucho Marx Honor the ocean of love.
-- George de Benneville Isle of Mull
We live at a time when man believes himself fabulously capable of creation, but he does not
know what to create.
-- Jose Ortega y Gasset "Every now and then say, 'What the fu(c)k.' 'What the fu(c)k' gives you freedom. Freedom brings opportunity. Opportunity makes your future." (Curtis Armstrong, Risky Business, 1983) Generations to come will find it difficult to believe that a man such as Gandhi ever walked the
face of this earth.
-- Albert Einstein Goodbye, Everybody!
-- Hart Crane, poet, who committed suicide by jumping overboard during a steamship voyage. Drink to me.
-- Pablo Picasso, dying words Isle of Mull Marriage is a lottery in which men stake their liberty and women their happiness.
-- Madame de Rieux Whatever you are from nature, keep to it; never desert your own line of talent. Be what nature
intended you for, and you will succeed; be anything else, and you will be ten thousands times
worse tha There are times when parenthood seems nothing but feeding the mouth that bites you.
-- Peter De Vries Isle of Mull
