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HIE - Argyll and the Islands Enterprise - The most southerly of HIE's local enterprise companies, Argyll & the Islands Enterprise covers a variety of mainland and island communities.
Fyneweb Design - Web site design and promotion.
Grey Gull Hotel Ardrishaig Argyll - Accommodation, location, tariff information for this three star Scottish Tourist Board Argyll Inn, situated close to the Crinin Canal.
The Argyllshire Advertiser - The local paper for the Town and the surrounding area published by the Oban Times in Scotland.
The Allt-Na-Craig Guesthouse - Ardrishaig based establishment offering self-catering, bed and breakfast and optional dinner. Providing room and meal information, local attractions, tariffs and location details.
Appaloosa Holidays - Riding centre offering both Western style and British riding. Details of facilities, services, horses and holiday accommodation.
Inverneill Healthcare - Standing in 6 1/2 acres in grounds near the shore of Loch Fyne. Offering skin and hair products as well as details of various therapies.
Lochgilphead - A guide to accommodation, history, local news, travel, and other information for people wanting to visit Lochgilphead and the surrounding areas.
St Margaret's Catholic Church - Provides an introduction to the life, activities and heritage of the congregation.
The story of a love is not important - what is important is that one is capable of love. It is perhaps the only glimpse we are permitted of eternity. -- Helen Hayes Disbelief in magic can force a poor soul into believing in government and business. -- Tom Robbins The coziness between church and state is good for the state and bad for the church. -- G. K. Chesterton The more faithfully you listen to the voices within you, the better you will hear what is sounding outside. -- Dag Hammarskjold "The devil's agents may be of flesh and blood, may they not?" (Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, The Hound of the Baskervilles) Lochgilphead Marriage: the only sport in which the trapped animal has to buy the license. When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President; I'm beginning to believe it. -- Clarence Darrow "It is awfully easy to be hard-boiled about everything in the daytime, but at night it is another thing." (Ernest Hemingway, The Sun Also Rises) Lochgilphead "Of all mankind the great poet is the equable man." (Walt Whitman, Leaves of Grass, 1855) Marriage has many pains, but celibacy has no pleasures. -- Samuel Johnson "An able man shows his spirit by gentle words and resolute actions; he is neither hot nor timid." (Philip Dormer Stanhope Chesterfield, 4th earl of) Marriage is a trip between Niagara Falls and Reno. "What you do speaks so loudly that I cannot hear what you say." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) Lochgilphead Absence diminishes small loves and increases great ones, as the wind blows out the candle and blows up the bonfire. -- François de La Rouchefoucauld One ought, every day at least, to hear a little song, read a good poem, see a fine picture and, if possible, speak a few reasonable words. -- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Well, I think that it's a- it's had some difficult times but I think we have- we, I think, have been able to make some very good progress and it's- I would say that it's- it's- it's delightful that w Lochgilphead My father was a minister. I had to make up for the lack of sin. -- Milwuakee mayor, on why he became a politician Never moon a werewolf. -- Mike Binder "The face is the soul of the body." (Ludwig Wittgenstein) The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work. -- ROBERT FROST Always bear in mind that your own resolution to success is more important than any other one thing. -- Abraham Lincoln Lochgilphead Perfection is achieved, not when there is nothing more to add, but when there is nothing left to take away. - Antoine de Saint Exupery Examinations are formidable even to the best prepared, for the greatest fool may ask more than the wisest man can answer. -- Charles Caleb Colton Nothing says lovin' like marrying your cousin! -- Al Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show Lochgilphead You got to be careful if you don't know where you're going, because you might not get there. -- Yogi Berra If life were predictable it would cease to be life, and be without flavor. -- Eleanor Roosevelt Most rock journalism is people who can't write interviewing people who can't talk for people who can't read. -- Frank Zappa Criticism is prejudice made plausible. -- H. L. Mencken "Against stupidity the very gods themselves contend in vain." (Johann Christian Friedrich von Schiller, 1759-1805, The Maid of Orleans. Act iii. Sc. 6.) Lochgilphead "The reward of a thing well done is having done it." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) "I was born and raised with crocodiles; they are a piece of cake. But kids are so ... unpredictable." (Steve Irwin, "Crocodile Hunter") "There is only one success: to be able to spend your life in your own way, and not to give others absurd maddening claims upon it." (Christopher Darlington Morley) Lochgilphead MARRIAGE, n. The state or condition of a community consisting of a master, a mistress and two slaves, making in all, two. -- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, 1911 "I met someone on the street who said wasn't it great that we're going to have a movie star for president, that it was so Pop, and (laughs) when you think about it like that, it is great, it's so Amer I do not consider it an insult, but rather a compliment to be called an agnostic. I do not pretend to know where many ignorant men are sure -- that is all that agnosticism means. - Clarence Darrow, Research is the act of going up alleys to see if they are blind. -- Plutarch May you learn to perform miracles: earn a living and marry off your daughters. Lochgilphead Marriage is a rest period between romances. "I never resist temptation, because I have found that things that are bad for me do not tempt me." (George Bernard Shaw) "A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) Lochgilphead "We the people are the rightful masters of both Congress and the courts, not to overthrow the Constitution but to overthrow the men who pervert the Constitution." (Abraham Lincoln, 1809-65) Life consists not in holding good cards but in playing those you hold well. -- Josh Billings It is better to die on your feet than live on your knees. -- Emiliano Zapata There's no problem so awful that you can't add some guilt to it and make it even worse! -- Calvin The great thing in this world is not so much where we stand as in what direction we are going. -- Oliver Wendell Holmes Lochgilphead "People have to talk about something just to keep their voice boxes in working order so they'll have good voice boxes in case there's ever anything really meaningful to say." (Kurt Vonnegut) Everyone admits that love is wonderful and necessary, yet no one agrees on just what it is. -- Diane Ackerman I begin by taking. I shall find scholars later to demonstrate my perfect right. - Frederick (II) the Great Lochgilphead "Pay no attention to what the critics say; there has never been set up a statue in honor of a critic." (Jean Sibelius) In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move. -- Douglas Adams If God created us in His image we have certainly returned the compliment. -- Voltaire Everyone is a genius at least once a year; a real genius has his original ideas closer together. - Georg Lichtenberg I think one of the reasons I'm popular again is because I'm wearing a tie. You have to be different. -- Tony Bennett, 1995 Lochgilphead "Boredom is a vital problem for the moralist, since at least half the sins of mankind are caused by the fear of it." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) Women's liberationists spread the word that...the only peaceful family is one in which either the wife is enslaved or the husband is androgynous. -- R. Emmett Tyell, The Liberal Crack-Up, 1984 The secret of success is to know something nobody else knows. - Aristotle Onassis Lochgilphead All truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it is accepted as being self-evident. - Arthur Schopenhauer "The easiest kind of relationship is with ten thousand people, the hardest is with one." (Joan Baez) What is life? It is the flash of a firefly in the night. It is the breath of a buffalo in the wintertime. It is the little shadow which runs across the grass and loses itself in the sunset. -- Crow After finding no qualified candidates for the position of principal, the school board is extremely pleased to announce the appointment of David Steele to the post. -- Philip Streifer, Superintendent "A bore is a man who, when you ask him how he is, tells you." (Bert Leston Taylor) Lochgilphead "I have no special gift; I am only passionately curious." (Albert Einstein) "The evil that is in the world almost always comes of ignorance, and good intentions may do as much harm as malevolence if they lack understanding." (Albert Camus) Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life. -- Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for a federal anti-smoking campaign Lochgilphead Man does not live by words alone, despite the fact that he sometimes has to eat them. -- Adlai Stevenson When women go wrong, men go right after them. -- Mae West If the French were really intelligent, they'd speak English. -- Wilfred Sheed When a girl marries she exchanges the attention of many men for the inattention of one. -- Helen Rowland A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer. -- Robert Frost Lochgilphead Usenet is like Tetris for people who still remember how to read. -- Button from the Computer Museum, Boston, MA I haven't committed a crime. What I did was fail to comply with the law. -- David Dinkins, New York City Mayor, answering accusations that he failed to pay his taxes. Politics have no relation to morals. -- Niccolo Machiavelli Lochgilphead The most happy marriage I can imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. -- S. T. Coleridge If a man does his best, what else is there? - General George S. Patton "The meeting of two personalites is like the contact of two chemical substances. If there is any reaction, both are transformed." (Carl Gustav Jung) America is the only nation in history which miraculously has gone directly from barbarism to degeneration without the usual intervention of civilization. -- George Clemenceau Every man knows his follies and often they are the most interesting thing he has got. -- Josh Billings Lochgilphead People need loving the most when they deserve it the least. -- John Harrigan "So little done, so much to do." (Cecil Rhodes) Grove giveth and Gates taketh away. - Bob Metcalfe (inventor of Ethernet) on the trend of hardware speedups not being able to keep up with software demands Lochgilphead "Greed, for lack of a better word, is good. Greed is right. Greed works." (Michael Douglas, as Gordon Gekko, Wall Street, 1987) "I learned more from the one restaurant that didn't work than from all the ones that were successes." (Wolfgang Puck, restauranteur) Man's mind stretched to a new idea never goes back to its original dimensions. -- Oliver Wendell Holmes If you want a place in the sun, you've got to put up with a few blisters. -- Abigail Van Buren Fill the unforgiving minute with sixty seconds worth of distance run. - Rudyard Kipling Lochgilphead Marriage is a rest period between romances. For best results: wash in cold water separately, hang dry and iron with warm iron. For not so good results: drag behind car through puddles, blow-dry on roofrack. -- Laundry instructions on a shirt Marriage is a mutual relationship if both parties know when to be mute. Lochgilphead
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