Loch Lomond Caravans - Caravan accommodation on the banks of Loch Lomond at Inveruglas.
Lunga Estate - Scottish country estate. Either rent a self catering flat in the house or in one of our converted estate cottages, or stay as a bed and breakfast guest.
Drimsynie Estates and Hunters Quay - Holiday Villages. Although both Parks are situated in areas of unspoilt and natural beauty, they are easily accessable by road and sea.
Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind.
-- Albert Einstein Standing in the middle of the road is very dangerous; you get knocked down by the traffic from
both sides.
-- Margaret Thatcher Wagner's music is better than it sounds.
- Mark Twain "Teacher played hooky. Sent message: 'Receiving instruction. Enjoying myself thoroughly. See you next week.'" (John Cage, M, Writings 1967 - 1972) Life is like music; it must be composed by ear, feeling, and instinct, not by rule.
-- Samuel Butler Accommodation Hardly a year passes that fails to find a new, oft-times exotic, research method or technique
added to the armamentarium of political inquiry. Anyone who cannot negotiate Chi squares,
assess randomi >From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some
day I intend reading it.
-- Groucho Marx Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
-- Groucho Marx Accommodation
He who laughs last has not yet heard the bad news.
-- Bertolt Brecht Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution.
-- Mae West Spinster: A bachelor's wife. The optimist sees opportunity in every danger; the pessimist sees danger in every opportunity.
-- Winston Churchill "To forget one's purpose is the commonest form of stupidity." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Accommodation It is wrong to think that love comes from long companionship and persevering courtship. Love is
the offspring of spiritual affinity and unless that affinity is created in a moment, it will not be
cr We trained hard - but it seemed that every time we were beginning to form up into teams we were
reorganized. I was to learn later in life that we tend to meet any new situation by reorganizing,
and "Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh." (George Bernard Shaw) Accommodation
"He that would make his own liberty secure must guard even his enemy from oppression; for if he violates this duty he establishes a precedent that will reach to himself." (Thomas Paine) Avoid having your ego so close to your position that when your position falls, your ego goes with
it.
-- Colin Powell Action springs not from thought, but from a readiness for responsibility.
-- Dietrich Bonhoeffer "The last Christian died on the cross." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "I always thought a dog-lover was a dog who loved another dog." (James Thurber) Accommodation Author: A fool, who, not content with having bored those who have lived with him, insists on
tormenting the generations to come.
-- Montesquieu A wasted youth is better by far than a wise and productive old age.
-- Meat Loaf, from the song "Wasted Youth" on the album Bat Out of Hell II There is nothing nobler or more admirable than when two people who see eye to eye keep house
as man and wife, confounding their enemies and delighting their friends.
-- Homer, Odyssey, ninth century Accommodation
If you can't annoy somebody, there's little point in writing.
-- Kingsley Amis "The one charm about marriage is that it makes a life of deception absolutely necessary for both parties." (Oscar Wilde) Marriage is like a mousetrap. Those on the outside are trying to get in. Those on the inside are trying to get out. Whenever I date a guy, I think, is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with?
-- Rita Rudner Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
-- H. L. Mencken Accommodation I am going to put myself to sleep now for a bit longer than usual. Call the time Eternity." (Jerzy Kosinski, Polish novelist, from his suicide note) Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.
-- Steven Wright "Death solves all problems--no man, no problem." (Josef Stalin) Accommodation
Some men are born with cold feet; some acquire cold feet; and some have cold feet thrust upon
them.
-- Anonymous Laugh and the world laughs with you. Snore and you sleep alone.
-- Anthony Burgess Whenever a husband and wife begin to discuss their marriage, they are giving evidence at an
inquest.
-- H. L. Mencken blah "A friend is someone who gives you total freedom to be yourself." (James Douglas Morrison, lead singer of The Doors) Here's a toast to your new bride who has everything a girl could want in her life, except for good
taste in men!
-- Wedding Toast Accommodation "Man is the only animal that can remain on friendly terms with the victims he intends to eat until he eats them." (Samuel Butler) Be willing to make decisions. That's the most important quality in a good leader. Don't fall victim
to what I call the 'ready-aim-aim-aim-aim syndrome.' You must be willing to fire.
-- Gen. George I hate work. That's why I got married.
-- Peg Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show Accommodation
"Everybody knows that if you are too careful, you become so occupied in being careful that you are sure to stumble over something." (Gertrude Stein) Good judgement comes from experience, and experience--well, that comes from poor judgement.
-- Cousin Woodman "Who controls the past controls the future. Who controls the present controls the past." (George Orwell) "To be great is to be misunderstood." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) The question is not whether we will die, but how we will live.
-- Joan Borysenko Accommodation "I've never let my school interfere with my education." (Mark Twain) "A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized." (Fred Allen) I'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart.
- e e cummings Accommodation
It destroys one's nerves to be amiable everyday to the same human being.
-- Benjamin Disraeli I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way
around Chinatown.
-- Woody Allen I just need enough to tide me over until I need more.
-- Bill Hoest There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as
though everything is a miracle.
-- Albert Einstein The most valuable of all talents is that of never using two words when one will do.
-- Thomas Jefferson Accommodation If ever two were one, then surely we.
If ever man were loved by wife, then thee.
-- Anne Bradstreet In science one tries to tell people, in such a way as to be understood by everyone, something that
no one ever knew before. But in poetry, it's the exact opposite.
-- Paul Dirac Hegel was right when he said that we learn from history that man can never learn anything from
history.
-- George Bernard Shaw Accommodation
There's no problem so awful that you can't add some guilt to it and make it even worse!
-- Calvin There are some things which cannot be learned quickly, and time, which is all we have, must be
paid heavily for their acquiring. They are the very simplest things and, because it takes a man's
life Good breeding consists in concealing how much we think of ourselves and how little we think of
the other person.
-- Mark Twain More than kisses, letters mingle souls.
-- John Donne Work is the refuge of people who have nothing better to do.
-- Oscar Wilde Accommodation You'd be surprised how much it costs to look this cheap.
-- Dolly Parton Infatuation is when you think that he's as sexy as Robert Redford, as smart as Henry Kissinger,
as noble as Ralph Nader, as funny as Woody Allen, and as athletic as Jimmy Conners. Love is
when you r It depends on your definition of asleep. They were not stretched out. They had their eyes closed.
They were seated at their desks with their heads in a nodding position.
-- John Hogan, Commonwealth Accommodation
If all men were brothers, would you let one marry your sister? "Those that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety." (Benjamin Franklin) University politics are vicious precisely because the stakes are so small.
-- Henry Kissinger Success is just a matter of attitude.
-- Darcy E. Gibbons Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough.
-- Groucho Marx Accommodation A clever man commits no minor blunders.
- Goethe "If there is something to pardon in everything, there is also something to condemn." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, The Will to Power, 1888) "Life is measured by the rapidity of change, the succession of influences that modify the being." (George Eliot) Accommodation
"The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants." (Thomas Jefferson) I want to die in my sleep like my friend.... Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his
car.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker The whole art of teaching is only the art of awakening the natural curiosity of young minds for the
purpose of satisfying it afterwards.
-- Anatole France "One must still have chaos in oneself to be able to give birth to a dancing star." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Colleges are places where pebbles are polished and diamonds are dimmed.
-- Robert G. Ingersoll, (seen attributed to "R.S. Ingersoll" - a typo?) Accommodation A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.
-Robert Frost (1874-1963) "There is nothing more fearful than ignorance in action." (Johann Wolfgang von Goethe, 1749-1832, Criticisms, Reflections and Maxims) One survey found that ten percent of Americans thought Joan of Arc was Noah's wife....
-- Robert Boynton Accommodation
Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.
-- Charlie Brown, character in "Peanuts" comic strip, created by Charles Schultz The President has kept all of the promises he intended to keep.
- Clinton aide George Stephanopolous speaking on Larry King Live The grass may be greener on the other side of the fence, but you still have to mow it.
-- Anonymous The important thing is not to stop questioning. Curiosity has its own reason for existing. One
cannot help but be in awe when he contemplates the mysteries of eternity, of life, of the
marvelous str The important thing is not to stop questioning. Curiosity has its own reason for existing. One
cannot help but be in awe when he contemplates the mysteries of eternity, of life, of the
marvelous str Accommodation America is the only nation in history which miraculously has gone directly from barbarism to
degeneration without the usual intervention of civilization.
-- George Clemenceau It takes two to speak truth --One to speak, and another to hear.
-- Henry David Thoreau Every man knows his follies and often they are the most interesting thing he has got.
-- Josh Billings Accommodation
