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	Synton Mains Holiday Cottages - Accommodation information for these country cottages, each with sleeping facilities for six persons. Golf and driving range details are also included.
	Burnfoot House - Offering holiday cottages near Lauder. Property information, facilities and tariff details included.
	Countryside Cottages - Three luxury holiday cottages in an 18th century courtyard setting near Allanton.
	Mertoun Holiday Cottages - Holiday cottages near Melrose. Opportunities for fly fishing on the River Tweed.
	Hendersyde Farm Holiday Cottages - Choose from three holiday cottages on a farm near Kelso.
	Overwells Farm Holiday Cottages - Three cotatge vacation rentals near Jedburgh, on land farmed by the Fraser family. Scottish Tourist Board 4 star self catering. Cyclists and walkers welcome.
	Wedderburn Castle - Georgian castle near Duns. Serviced self-catering accommodation for up to 22 and self-catering holiday cottages on the estate. Also caters for private house parties and weddings.
	Eala Cottage - A 140 year old, former coachman's cottage overlooking St Mary's Loch.
	Slipperfield Loch - Two holiday cottages with private loch fishing near West Linton.
	Smailholm Mains - Two cosy cottages to rent, Jocks Cottage and Craggs Cottagein Kelso in the Scottish Borders.
	Burnbrae Holidays - Offering cottages in a peaceful, rural location. Level access to all rooms.
	Scoutscroft Holiday Centre - Static and touring caravan accommodation details. Information about local visitor attractions including a diving centre are included.
	Clint Lodge Country Guest House - Nineteenth century shooting lodge near Melrose. Lists cottage information and photographs, tariffs, local attractions, menus and contact details.
	Dodmill - Comfortable accommodation in our converted Mill, Cottage, Cabin, Tree House or Yurt. Natural Health Centre - wide range of practitioners available, Herbs and Aromatic Oils.
	Little Swinton Holiday Cottages - Providing cottage details, visitor attractions, prices, maps and booking form. Includes photos and information about both cottages.
	Gipsy Palace, The - Offering holiday home facilities in the ancestral home of the Yetholm Gipsy Royal Family. Provided photographs and facilities, visitor attractions, booking and enquiry details.
	Lilac Cottage - Information about the cottage and things to do in the area.
	Bairnkine Holiday Cottages - Holiday cottages below The Cheviot Hills, near Jedburgh. Lists location, activities, tariffs and contact details.
	Burnet Cottage - Old stone built holiday cottage providing self catering accommodation in the Lammermuir hills.
	Tweedbreaks - Offering two holiday lets in Kelso and St Boswells. Provides property information and prices, facilities, local attractions and booking details.
	Creel Cottage - Detached holiday cottage on the East coast. Listing facilities, things to do, location, prices and booking details.
	Dunrovin Holiday Cottage - Nestling on the edge of the conservation village of Denholm. Property information and photographs, visitor attractions, location and contact details included.
	Townhead Steading - Offering two 4-star original stone cottages. Providing room information and facilities, location and visitor attractions and booking details.
	Hoscote House - Offering facilities to accommodate up-to seventeen persons. Listing room information and activities available within and outwith the grounds. Services, pricing and location details are also included.
	Glebe House - Details of a holiday house. Gallery, tariff and contact information.
	Dimpleknowe Holiday Cottage - Information about a holiday cottage on a country estate. Tariff, gallery and contact details.
	Hazel Lodge - Details of and apartment in Kelso. Gallery and contact form.
	The Stables and Hayloft - Details of cottage lettings created from a former 18th century out-building. Local visitor attractions, visitor comments, prices and booking details are included.

You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 today and we don't know where the hell she is. -- Ellen DeGeneres Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh. -- George Bernard Shaw What do I dislike about death? Must be the hours. -- Woody Allen Having a family is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain. -- Martin Mull Defeat never comes to any man until he admits it. -- Josephus Daniels Self Catering "Use what talents you possess; The woods would be very silent if no birds sang there except those that sang best." (William Blake) The only one of your children who does not grow up and move away is your husband. Be tolerant of the human race. Your whole family belongs to it -- and some of your spouse's family does too. -- Anonymous Self Catering Manuscript: something submitted in haste and returned at leisure. -- Oliver Herford One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is terribly important. -- Bertrand Russell "To pretend, I actually do the thing: I have therefore only pretended to pretend." (Jacques Derrida, French 'deconstructionist') Technology is a way of organizing the universe so that man doesn't have to experience it. -- Max Frisch He would make a lovely corpse. - Charles Dickens Self Catering Music makes one feel so romantic - at least it always gets on one's nerves - which is the same thing nowadays. -- Oscar Wilde Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country. -- Marion Barry, Mayor, Washington, D.C. The right to swing my fist ends where the other man's nose begins. - Oliver Wendell Holmes Self Catering "True friendship is like sound health; the value of it is seldom known until it is lost." (Charles Caleb Colton) Love is the answer, but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions. -- Woody Allen I would have made a good Pope. -- Richard Nixon, U.S. President Military justice is to justice what military music is to music. -- George Clemenceau I'll sleep when I'm dead. - Warren Zevon Self Catering When a girl marries she exchanges the attention of many men for the inattention of one. -- Helen Rowland Argue for your limitations, and sure enough they're yours. - Richard Bach The first rule of intelligent tinkering is to save all the parts. -- Paul Ehrlich Self Catering Never moon a werewolf. -- Mike Binder This book fills a much-needed gap. - Moses Hadas in a review Organic chemistry is the chemistry of carbon compounds. Biochemistry is the study of carbon compounds that crawl. -- Mike Adams Television: A medium. So called because it is neither rare nor well done. -- Ernie Kovacs People never lie so much as after a hunt, during a war or before an election. -- Otto von Bismarck Self Catering Our own heart, and not other men's opinions form our true honor. -- Coleridge, Samuel Taylor The most wasted day of all is that in which we have not laughed. -- Sebastian Roch Nicolas Chamfort "You believe that flag burning shows disrespect towards those who have fought to preserve our freedoms. Punishing protestors shows an even more profound disrespect for the ideals that these people die Self Catering A White House well filled, a little peanut field well tilled, and a wife who will go to the Bronx are great riches. -- Poor Jimmy's Almanac Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind; And therefore is winged Cupid painted blind. -- William Shakespeare, A Midsummer Night's Dream, Act i. Sc. 1. "No one wants a good education. Everyone wants a good degree." (Lee Rudolph) When I am working on a problem I never think about beauty. I only think about how to solve the problem. But when I have finished, if the solution is not beautiful, I know it is wrong. -- Buckminster "We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence then is not an act but a habit." (Aristotle) Self Catering Guide to understanding a net.addict's day: Slow day: didn't have much to do, so spent three hours on usenet. Busy day: managed to work in three hours of usenet. Bad day: barely squeezed in three ho Any intelligent woman who reads the marriage contract, and then goes into it, deserves all the consequences. -- Isadora Duncan The greatest homage to truth is to use it. -- Ralph Waldo Emerson Self Catering When women go wrong, men go right after them. -- Mae West The grand aim of all science is to cover the greatest number of empirical facts by logical deduction from the smallest number of hypotheses or axioms. -- Albert Einstein Everything that can be invented has been invented. - Charles H. Duell, Commissioner, U.S. Office of Patents, 1899 "One can never consent to creep when one feels an impulse to soar." (Helen Keller) Hark, the Herald Tribune sings, Advertising wondrous things! -- Tom Lehrer Self Catering And now here is my secret, a very simple secret; it is only with the heart that one can see rightly, what is essential is invisible to the eye. -- Antoine de Saint-Exupery I am going to put myself to sleep now for a bit longer than usual. Call the time Eternity." (Jerzy Kosinski, Polish novelist, from his suicide note) "The concerned investment banker is the one who blows the horn on his Mercedes as he drives through a red light." (Anonymous) Self Catering "Marriage excuses no one the freak's roll-call." (Joe Orton, What the Butler Saw) Never eat more than you can lift. -- Miss Piggy, character on "The Muppet Show," U.S. television show All virtue is summed up in dealing justly. -- Aristotle Sir, I would rather be right than be President. -- Henry Clay, Speech, 1850, referring to the Compromise Measure Two souls with but a single thought, Two hearts that beat as one. -- Fredrich Halm Self Catering A man who has never made a woman angry is a failure in life. -- Christopher Morley No race can prosper till it learns that there is as much dignity in tilling a field as in writing a poem. -- Booker T. Washington May you be too good for the world and not good enough for your wife. Self Catering Be like a postage stamp. Stick to one thing until you get there. -- Josh Billings Better to die ten thousand deaths than wound my honor. -- Joseph Addison Truth can be a dangerous thing. It is quite patient and relentless. -- R. Scott Richards A man who marries a woman to educate her falls a victim to the same fallacy as the woman who marries a man to reform him. -- Elbert Hubbard I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked me in the cellar. -- Anonymous Self Catering If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam. -- Johnny Carson You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 today and we don't know where the hell she is. -- Ellen DeGeneres It's not whether you get knocked down, it's whether you get back up. -- Vince Lombardi Self Catering "Some people wear their heart up on their sleeve. I wear mine underneath my right pant leg, strapped to my boot." (Ani Difranco) Many a man owes his success to his first wife and his second wife to his success. -- Jim Backus "Man is a strange animal. He generally cannot read the handwriting on the wall until his back is up against it." (Adlai Stevenson) All science is concerned with the relationship of cause and effect. Each scientific discovery increases man's ability to predict the consequences of his actions and thus his ability to control futur "A new baby is like the beginning of all things--wonder, hope, a dream of possibilities." (Eda J. Le Shan) Self Catering It is better to be looked over than overlooked. -- Mae West All marriages are happy--it's the living together afterward that causes all the problems. My mother-in-law broke up my marriage. My wife came home from work one day and found me in bed with her. -- Lenny Bruce Self Catering The more we do, the more we can do; the more busy we are the more leisure we have. -- William Hazlitt Harpo, she's a lovely person. She deserves a good husband. Marry her before she finds one. -- Oscar Levant, to Harpo Marx upon meeting Harpo's fiancee Marriage is a romance in which the heroine dies in the first chapter. -- Cecilia Egan Show my head to the people, it is worth seeing. -- Georges Danton, to his executioner There is nothing nobler or more admirable than when two people who see eye to eye keep house as man and wife, confounding their enemies and delighting their friends. -- Homer, Odyssey, ninth century Self Catering The only thing that holds a marriage together is the husband bein' big enough to keep his mouth shut, to step back and see where his wife is wrong. -- Archie Bunker, character on "All in the Family, The man who goes alone can start today; but he who travels with another must wait till that other is ready. -- Henry David Thoreau It is absurd to divide people into good or bad. People are either charming or tedious. -- Oscar Wilde Self Catering We must believe in free will, we have no choice. -- Isaac B. Singer blah "Each friend represents a world in us; a world possibly not born until they arrive, and it is only in meeting them that a new world is born." (Anais Nin) I have never let my schooling interfere with my education. -- Mark Twain Discovery consists of looking at the same thing as everyone else does and thinking something different. -- Albert Szent-Gyorgyi, 1937 Nobel Prize in Physiology and Medicine "We live in an age when pizza gets to your home before the police." (Jeff Marder) Self Catering A man has to live with himself, and he should see to it that he always has good company. -- Charles Evans Hughes My wife says if I go fishing one more time she's going to leave me. Gosh, I'm going to miss her. There is nothing so wrong in this world that a sensible woman can't set it right in the course of an afternoon. -- Giraudoux Self Catering Sponsored Link | Sponsored Link | Sponsored Link | Sponsored Link | Sponsored Link | Sponsored Link | Sponsored Link | Sponsored Link | Sponsored Link | Sponsored Link | Sponsored Link | Sponsored Link | Sponsored Link | Sponsored Link | Sponsored Link | Sponsored Link | Sponsored Link | Sponsored Link | Sponsored Link | Sponsored Link | Sponsored Link | Sponsored Link | Sponsored Link | Sponsored Link | Sponsored Link | Sponsored Link | Sponsored Link | Sponsored Link | Sponsored Link | Sponsored Link | Sponsored Link | Sponsored Link | Sponsored Link | Sponsored Link | Sponsored Link | Sponsored Link | Sponsored Link | Sponsored Link | Sponsored Link | Sponsored Link | Sponsored Link | Sponsored Link | Sponsored Link | Sponsored Link | Sponsored Link | Sponsored Link | Sponsored Link | Sponsored Link | Sponsored Link | Sponsored Link | Sponsored Link | Sponsored Link | Sponsored Link | Sponsored Link | Sponsored Link | Sponsored Link | Sponsored Link | Sponsored Link | Sponsored Link | Sponsored Link | Sponsored Link | Sponsored Link | Sponsored Link | Sponsored Link | Sponsored Link | Sponsored Link | Sponsored Link | Sponsored Link |