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Epperson's law:
When a man says it's a silly, childish game, it's probably something his wife can beat him at. I've been trying desperately to save my marriage for the last 35 years. "When I was four years old they tried to test my IQ, they showed me this picture of three oranges and a pear. They asked me which one is different and does not belong, they taught me different was wro Whatever you are, be a good one.
-- Abraham Lincoln "We live in an age when pizza gets to your home before the police." (Jeff Marder) Weddings Our elections are free - it's in the results where eventually we pay.
-- Bill Stern When people have no other tyrant, their own public opinion becomes one.
-- Edward Bulwer-Lytton "I think you should defend to the death their right to march, and then go down and meet them with baseball bats." (Woody Allen, in regard to the KKK) Weddings
Guys are lucky because they get to grow mustaches. I wish I could. It's like having a little pet for
your face.
-- Anita Wise "Every act of violence increases the recruitment of terrorists. Iraq has been turned into a base of terror." (Noam Chomsky, from The Toronto Star, March 23, 2004) "Experience is not what happens to a man. It is what a man does with what happens to him." (Aldous Huxley) >From error to error one discovers the entire truth.
-- Sigmund Freud The limits of my language means the limits of my world.
-- Ludwig Wittgenstein Weddings When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. -- Guitry Any man who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has not heart; and any man who is over 30, and is
not a conservative, has no brains.
-- Winston Churchill Love is the same as like except you feel sexier.
-- Judith Viorst Weddings
Freedom is what you do with what's been done to you.
-- John-Paul Sartre It is absurd to divide people into good or bad. People are either charming or tedious.
-- Oscar Wilde "Beauty awakens the soul to act." (Dante Alighieri, 1265-1321) When ideas fail, words come in very handy.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Music is the art of thinking with sounds.
-- Jules Combarieu Weddings The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good.
- Samuel Johnson Too bad all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving cabs and cutting hair.
-- George Burns The real questions are the ones that obtrude upon your consciousness whether you like it or not,
the ones that make your mind start vibrating like a jackhammer, the ones that you 'come to terms
with Weddings
All you need is love.
-- The Beatles, song title You can not apply mathematics as long as words still becloud reality.
-- Hermann Weyl The eyes are not responsible when the mind does the seeing.
-- Publilius Syrus blah "Ability wins us the esteem of the true men; luck that of the people." (François VI Duke (duc) de La Rochefoucauld, 1616-80) "The White Rabbit put on his spectacles. 'Where shall I begin, please your Majesty?' he asked. 'Begin at the beginning,' the King said gravely, 'and go on till you come to the end: then stop.'" (Lewi Weddings Always do right; this will gratify some people and astonish the rest.
-- Mark Twain The public have an insatiable curiosity to know everything. Except what is worth knowing.
Journalism, conscious of this, and having tradesman-like habits, supplies their demands.
-- Oscar Wilde Love is temporary insanity curable by marriage.
-- Ambrose Bierce Weddings
If men knew all that women think, they'd be twenty times more daring.
-- Alphonse Karr Marriage isn't a word... it's a sentence.
-- King Vidor, in the 1928 film, The Crawl In a cat's eyes, all things belong to cats.
-- English Proverb It's impossible to experience one's death objectively and still carry a tune.
-- Woody Allen We have drugs to make women speak, but none to keep them silent.
-- Anatole France Weddings I don't think I'll get married again. I'll just find a woman I don't like and give her a house.
-- Lewis Grizzard Computers will not be perfected until they can compute how much more than the estimate the job
will cost.
-- Anon You are never given a wish without also being given the power to make it come true.
-- Richard Bach Weddings
In endowing us with memory, nature has revealed to us a truth utterly unimaginable to the
unreflective creation, the truth of immortality....The most ideal human passion is love, which is
also the m Abstract art: a product of the untalented sold by the unprincipled to the utterly bewildered.
-- Al Capp Gravitation cannot be held responsible for people falling in love.
-- Albert Einstein Some people go to priests; others to poetry; I to my friends.
-- Virginia Woolf "Who controls the past controls the future. Who controls the present controls the past." (George Orwell) Weddings Man does not live by words alone, despite the fact that he sometimes has to eat them.
-- Adlai Stevenson "We're an embarrasment to college graduates across America." (James Douglas Morrison, lead singer of The Doors) Ah Mozart! He was happily married - but his wife wasn't.
-- Victor Borge Weddings
I believe God is managing affairs and that He doesn't need any advice from me. With God in
charge, I believe everything will work out for the best in the end. So what is there to worry about.
-- Hen It is dangerous for a national candidate to say things that people might remember.
-- Eugene McCarthy LOVE, n. A temporary insanity curable by marriage or by removal of the patient from the
influences under which he incurred the disorder... It is sometimes fatal, but more frequently to the
physician "It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to open one's mouth and remove all doubt." (Abraham Lincoln, 1809-65) "That's the true sign. If the lover has not yet achieved his prize, his eyes will follow the woman, while she appears indifferent. But once he's gained his goal, it's the woman's eyes that follow him, Weddings By all means marry. If you get a good wife you will become happy, and if you get a bad one you
will become a philosopher.
-- Socrates Why do grandparents and grandchildren get along so well? They have the same enemy-- the
mother.
-- Claudette Colbert When I am working on a problem I never think about beauty. I only think about how to solve the
problem. But when I have finished, if the solution is not beautiful, I know it is wrong.
-- Buckminster Weddings
You probably wouldn't worry about what people think of you if you could know how seldom they
do.
-- Olin Miller You cannot create experience. You must undergo it.
-- Albert Camus When marriage is outlawed, only outlaws will have inlaws. "A friendship that exacts oneness of opinion and conduct is not worth much." (Mohandas Gandhi, In Search of the Supreme) By all means marry. If you get a good wife you will become happy, and if you get a bad one you
will become a philosopher.
-- Socrates Weddings Where there is an unknowable there is a promise.
-- Thornton Wilder "For how can one know color in perpetual green, and what good is warmth without cold to give it sweetness?" (John Steinbeck, Travels With Charley) "All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That's his." (Oscar Wilde, The Importance of Being Earnest) Weddings
Before I married, I had three theories about raising children and no children. Now, I have three
children and no theories.
-- John Wilmot, Earl of Rochester To look backward for a while is to refresh the eye, to restore it, and to render it more fit for its
prime function of looking forward.
-- Margaret Fairless Barber Always bear in mind that your own resolution to success is more important than any other one
thing.
-- Abraham Lincoln "There cannot be a God because, if there were one, I would not believe that I was not He." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Mathematicians are like Frenchmen: whatever you say to them they translate into their own
language and forthwith it is something entirely different.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Weddings "If I were still a critic, I would loathe knowing the person I was writing about. There's enough of an incestuous relationship between subject and writer." (Manny Farber, American film theorist) "One may sometimes tell a lie, but the grimace that accompanies it tells the truth." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) We are not in a position in which we have nothing to work with. We already have capacities,
talents, direction, missions, callings.
-- Abraham Maslow Weddings
"Mistakes are the portals of discovery." (James Joyce) My good intentions are completely lethal.
-- Margaret Atwood Can you imagine what I would do if I could do all I can?
-- The Artist Formerly Known As Prince The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up in the morning, and does
not stop until you get into the office.
-- Robert Frost They were doing a full back shot of me in a swimsuit and I thought, Oh my God, I have to be so
brave. See, every woman hates herself from behind.
-- Cindy Crawford, supermodel Weddings I don't want everyone to like me; I should think less of myself if some people did.
-- Henry James I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it.
-- Groucho Marx A conclusion is the place where you got tired thinking.
-- Martin H. Fischer Weddings
Good hours, excellent pay, fun place to work, paid training, mean boss. Oh well, four out of five
isn't bad.
-- Help Wanted Ad, PA newspaper, 1994 The important thing is not to stop questioning. Curiosity has its own reason for existing. One
cannot help but be in awe when he contemplates the mysteries of eternity, of life, of the
marvelous str A husband is what's left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.
-- Helen Rowland "You make 'em, I amuse 'em." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991, on children) I shall return.
-- General Douglas MacArthur Weddings At every crossroads on the path that leads to the future, tradition has placed 10,000 men to guard
the past.
-- Maurice Maeterlink Marriage: the only sport in which the trapped animal has to buy the license. Never apologize for showing feeling. When you do so you apologize for truth.
-- Benjamin Disraeli Weddings
