IRRV Scottish Branch - The Institute is the UK professional body for staff working in the fields of revenues, benefits and rating valuation. A new feature in the Scottish Branch's education pages are links directly to the IRRV main site to view past examination papers on-line.
The Bruce Colquhoun Partnership - Provider of mortgages, insurance, pension and personal loan products. Offices in Glasgow and Edinburgh.
Scottish Care Support - Provides information on the rules and finances that affect care provision for the elderly and gives a directory of care providers.
Marbles Credit Cards - Bank offers Scottish residents online application site and instant decisions.
Credit Union Scottish Transport - Resource centre for Scottish transport credit union members. Listing member companies including Firstbus, Stagecoach, Arriva, SPT, Scottish Ambulance and TGWU members. Joining details included.
Claims Against RBOS - Catalogue of complaints against the alleged illegal and unethical practices of Royal Bank of Scotland Group.
Credit Card Broker - A variety of lenders offering Scottish residents the opportunity to apply online for credit cards and personal loans.
Direct Sharedeal Ltd - Online share dealing. Registration and demonstration application.
Henderson Financial - General financial services provision. Services, details and contacts.
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