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Atholl Scott - Chartered Accountants. Company, services and contact details. Advice centre enquiry form. Offices in Aberdeen, Banff, Turriff and Ellon.
O'Sullivan & Company - Chartered Accountants and IT Solutions. Offices in Kirkintilloch and Dumbarton.
Pritchards Chartered Accountants - Services including tax advice, auditing, payroll preparation, bookkeeping services, business plans, financial planning and consulting. Offices in Ayr and Lanark.
Rosalind Woollard - Chartered accountant working in Greenock, Ayrshire, Renfrewshire and the West of Scotland areas.
Nelson Gilmour Smith - Chartered accountants with offices in Glasgow and Hamilton; specialising in audit, accountancy, tax and bookkeeping for small firms and charities. Lists services, tax tables and tips.
Tindell Grant and Co - Chartered accountants with offices in Fife and Stirling.
Scott-Moncrieff - Independent firm of chartered accountants operating as a single partnership. Member of Moore Stephens International. Based in Edinburgh and Glasgow.
Hall Morrice - Independent chartered accountants specialising in taxation, accounts and financial services. Offices in Aberdeen and Fraserburgh.
The difference between 'involvement' and 'commitment' is like an eggs-and-ham breakfast: the chicken was 'involved' - the pig was 'committed'. - unknown Jake liked his women the way he liked his kiwi fruit: sweet yet tart, firm-fleshed yet yielding to the touch, and covered with short brown fuzzy hair. -- Jonathan S. Haas "One often contradicts an opinion when what is uncongenial is really the tone in which it was conveyed." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Every new beginning comes from some other beginning's end. -- Semisonic, Closing Time Whenever a husband and wife begin to discuss their marriage, they are giving evidence at an inquest. -- H. L. Mencken Accountants There is no cure for birth and death save to enjoy the interval. -- George Santayana Success is just a matter of attitude. -- Darcy E. Gibbons "That's the true sign. If the lover has not yet achieved his prize, his eyes will follow the woman, while she appears indifferent. But once he's gained his goal, it's the woman's eyes that follow him, Accountants "'Contrariwise,' continued Tweedledee, 'if it was so, it might be, and if it were so, it would be; but as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic!'" (Lewis Carroll, Through the Looking Glass) The only thing you take with you when you're gone is what you leave behind. -- John Allston Beauty as we feel it is something indescribable; what it is or what it means can never be said. -- George Santayana If we don't change the direction we are going, We are likely to end up where we are heading. -- Chinese saying In medieval times, people thought that evil spirits could enter a person through an open mouth. These days they more often leave that way. -- David Deckert Accountants Experience is the worst teacher; it gives the test before presenting the lesson. -- Vernon Law "Talent does what it can; genius does what it must." (Edward Robert Bulwer-Lytton) I do not like broccoli. And I haven't liked it since I was a little kid and my mother made me eat it. And I'm President of the United States and I'm not going to eat any more broccoli. -- George Bus Accountants "The order of the world is always right - such is the judgment of God. For God has departed, but he has left his judgment behind, the way the Cheshire Cat left his grin." (Jean Baudrillard) "Better to be deprived of food for three days than tea for one." (Chinese Proverb) "When you have nothing to say, say nothing." (Charles Caleb Colton) Men have a much better time of it than women; for one thing, they marry later; for another thing, they die earlier. --H.L. Mencken The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity. But not in that order. -- Brian Pickrell Accountants Do not be too timid and squeamish about your actions. All life is an experiment. The more experiments you make the better. What if they are a little course, and you may get your coat soiled or torn? After all, all he did was string together a lot of old, well-known quotations. -- H. L. Mencken, on Shakespeare "Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are a good person is like expecting a bull not to attack you because you are a vegetarian." (Dennis Wholey) Accountants "He who speaks of what he knows not only works hard to portray his ignorance." (Joseph Muchemi) Research is the act of going up alleys to see if they are blind. -- Plutarch Very little is known of the Canadian country since it is rarely visited by anyone but the Queen and illiterate sport fishermen. -- P. J. O'Rourke When you do the common things in life in an uncommon way, you will command the attention of the world. - George Washington Carver We make a living by what we get, we make a life by what we give. -- Winston Churchill Accountants "Contrariwise," continued Tweedledee, "if it was so, it might be, and if it were so, it would be; but as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic!" -- Lewis Carroll, Alice in Wonderland When the mouse laughs at the cat, there is a hole nearby. -- Nigerian Proverb Seeing much, suffering much, and studying much, are the three pillars of learning. -- Benjamin Disraeli Accountants Great innovations should not be forced on slender majorities. -- Thomas Jefferson "The sickness of our times for me has been just this damn thing that everything has been getting smaller and smaller and less and less important, that the romantic spirit has dried up, that there is n Neither fire nor wind, birth nor death can erase our good deeds. -- Buddha "I should reproach him for not giving us enough evidence." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970, what he would say to God if they 'met') He that would have the fruit must climb the tree. -- Thomas Fuller, M.D. Accountants The great end of life is not knowledge, but action. What men need is as much knowledge as they can organize for action; give them more and it may become injurious. Some men are heavy and stupid from It is better to be looked over than overlooked. -- Mae West Mistress: Something between a mister and a mattress. -- Anonymous Accountants A beauty is a woman you notice; A charmer is one who notices you. -- Adlai Stevenson The sun never sets on the British empire because Britain is in the east and the sun sets in the west. -- Unknown history student 'Tis better to have loved and lost Than never to have loved at all. -- Alfred, Lord Tennyson, In Memoriam, 1850, line 27, stanza 4 The male is a domestic animal which, if treated with firmness, can be trained to do most things. -- Jilly Cooper "It is a curious thing that God learned Greek when he wished to turn author--and that he did not learn it better." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Accountants A problem is a chance for you to do your best. -- Buke Ellington I married beneath me. All women do. -- Lady Nancy Astor, attributed "If you want a thing done well, do it yourself." (Napoleon Bonaparte) Accountants A leader in the Democratic Party is a boss, in the Republican Party he is a leader. Harry S. Truman Everything in the world may be endured except continued prosperity. -- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe A person should never be ashamed to own that he is wrong, which is but saying in other words that he is wiser today than he was yesterday. -- Alexander Pope The only thing worse than a man you can't control is a man you can. -- Margo Kaufman Sleep is that golden chain that ties health and our bodies together. -- Thomas Dekker Accountants The bottom line is that (a) people are never perfect, but love can be, (b) that is the one and only way that the mediocre and vile can be transformed, and (c) doing that makes it that. We waste time It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating. -- Oscar Wilde Asking politicians to vote themselves out of power is like asking rabbits not to multiply, it ain't natural. -- Bob Beckel, on term limits, CBS This Morning, 3/30/95 Accountants Marriage is not just a having a wife, but also worries inherited forever. 'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart. -- ee cummings "Discipline is the bridge between goals and accomplishments." (Anonymous) I hate work. That's why I got married. -- Peg Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show The greatest test of courage on earth is to bear defeat without losing heart. -- Robert G. Ingersoll Accountants "In married life three is company and two is none." (Oscar Wilde, The Importance of Being Earnest) "Goodwill is the only asset that competition cannot undersell or destroy." (Mrshall Field, businessman and philanthropist) They gave me a book of checks. They didn't ask for any deposits. -- Joe Early, Congressman (D-Mass), at a press conference to answer questions about the House Bank scandal Accountants Anyone can be passionate, but it takes real lovers to be silly. -- Rose Franken May you be blessed with a wife so healthy and strong, she can pull the plow when your horse drops dead. "Death is nothing, but to live defeated and inglorious is to die daily." (Napoleon Bonaparte) "Most people don't realize that large pieces of coral, which have been painted brown and attached to the skull by common wood screws, can make a child look like a deer." (Jack Handey) We have art to save ourselves from the truth. - Friedrich Nietzsche Accountants The trouble with children is that they are not returnable. -- Quentin Crisp If you put garbage in a computer nothing comes out but garbage. But this garbage, having passed through a very expensive machine, is somehow ennobled and none dare criticize it. -- Anonymous I skate to where the puck is going to be, not to where it has been. -- Wayne Gretzky Accountants Every St. Patrick's Day every Irishman goes out to find another Irishman to make a speech to. -- Shane Leslie The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us. -- Bill Watterson, in his comic strip Calvin and Hobbes If you are afraid of loneliness, don't marry. -- Chekhov If you want to recapture your youth, just cut off his allowance. -- Al Bernstein It is not necessary to understand things in order to argue about them. -- Pierre Augustin de Beaumarchais Accountants "Like as the waves make towards the pebbl'd shore, so do our minutes, hasten to their end." (William Shakespeare) "If liberty means anything at all, it means the right to tell people what they don't want to hear." (George Orwell) Based on what you know about him in history books, what do you think Abraham Lincoln would be doing if he were alive today? 1) Writing his memoirs of the Civil War. 2) Advising the President. 3) D Accountants "When even one American--who has done nothing wrong--is forced by fear to shut his mind and close his mouth--then all Americans are in peril." (Harry S. Truman) Blessed is the man, who having nothing to say, abstains from giving wordy evidence of the fact. - George Eliot Executive ability is deciding quickly and getting someone else to do the work. -- John G. Pollard The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing -- and then marry him. -- Cher And now here is my secret, a very simple secret; it is only with the heart that one can see rightly, what is essential is invisible to the eye. -- Antoine de Saint-Exupery Accountants Defeat never comes to any man until he admits it. -- Josephus Daniels Do not worry about your difficulties in mathematics. I can assure you mine are still greater. -- Albert Einstein All marriages are happy--it's the living together afterward that causes all the problems. Accountants
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