If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.
-- Aristotle Onassis "Death is nothing, but to live defeated and inglorious is to die daily." (Napoleon Bonaparte) The open-minded see the truth in different things: the narrow-minded see only the differences.
-- Author Unknown If you want to sing out, sing out, and if you want to be free, be free, 'cause there's a million ways
to be, you know that there are...
-- Cat Stevens, from a song lyric "To forget one's purpose is the commonest form of stupidity." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Whisky I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like
toxic waste.
-- David Bissonette Look at life through the windshield, not the rear-view mirror.
-- Byrd Baggett Mathematics, rightly viewed, posses not only truth, but supreme beauty -- a beauty cold and
austere, like that of sculpture.
-- Bertrand Russell Whisky
It is a miracle that curiosity survives formal education.
-- Albert Einstein Live truth instead of professing it.
-- Elbert Hubbard Nothing says lovin' like marrying your cousin!
-- Al Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show "In all affairs it's a healthy thing now and then to hang a question mark on the things you have long taken for granted." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) Prejudice is the child of ignorance.
-- William Hazlitt Whisky Courage is the price that Love exacts for granting peace.
-- Amelia Earhart Always behave like a duck--keep calm and unruffled on the surface but paddle like the devil
underneath.
-- Jacob Braude First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win.
- Mahatma Gandhi Whisky
"Experience is a good teacher, but she sends in terrific bills." (Minna Antrim) Ah Mozart! He was happily married - but his wife wasn't. -- Borge "The happy people are failures because they are on such good terms with themselves they don't give a damn." (Agatha Christie) Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it.
-- George Santayana The mind has exactly the same power as the hands: not merely to grasp the world, but to change
it.
-- Colin Wilson Whisky blah "There is a melancholy that stems from greatness." (Sébastien-Roch Nicolas Chamfort, 1740/41-1794) You can't learn too soon that the most useful thing about a principle is that it can always be
sacrificed to expediency.
-- W. Somerset Maugham "Think off-center." (George Carlin) Whisky
Washing one's hands of the conflict between the powerful and the powerless means to side with
the powerful, not to be neutral.
-- Paulo Freire Why don't you write books people can read?
-- Nora Joyce, to her husband James Gentlemen, it is better to have died a small boy than to fumble this football.
-- John Heisman All marriages are happy. It's living together afterwards that is difficult.
-- Anonymous blah "You shall find out how salt is the taste of another man's bread, and how hard is the way up and down another man's stairs." (Dante Alighieri, 1265-1321) Whisky When you don't know that you don't know, it's a lot different than when you do know that you
don't know. He knows now that he doesn't know. Last year, he didn't know that.
-- Bill Parcels, New Engla In the book of life, the answers aren't in the back.
-- Charlie Brown, character in "Peanuts" comic strip, created by Charles Schultz If the facts don't fit the theory, change the facts.
-- Albert Einstein Whisky
I drink no more than a sponge.
-- Francis Rabelais, Works. Book i. Chap. v. Destiny is not a matter of chance; but a matter of choice. It is not a thing to be waited for, It is a
thing to be acheived.
-- William Jennings Bryant The theory used to be you marry an older man because they are more mature. The new theory is that men don't mature. So you might as well marry a younger one. Martyrdom... is the only way in which a man can become famous without ability. George Bernard
Shaw (1856 - 1950), The Devil's Disciple (1901) act 3 The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a
lot less.
-- Brendon Behan Whisky I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor "Life is measured by the rapidity of change, the succession of influences that modify the being." (George Eliot) I don't feel good.
-- Luther Burbank, dying words Whisky
Genius is an African who dreams up snow.
-- Vladimir Nabokov Ridicule is generally made use of to laugh men out of virtue and good sense, by attacking
everything praiseworthy in human life.
-- Joseph Addison The real test of friendship is: Can you literally do nothing with the other person? Can you enjoy
together those moments of life that are utterly simple? They are the moments people looks back
on at "Yes, I am a dreamer. For a dreamer is one who can find his way by moonlight, and see the dawn before the rest of the world." (Oscar Wilde) One word frees us of all the weight and pain of life: that word is love.
-- Sophocles Whisky "Guard with jealous attention the public liberty. Suspect every one who approaches that jewel. Unfortunately, nothing will preserve it but downright force. Whenever you give up that force, you are ine As a man thinketh in his heart, so is he.
-- Proverbs 23:7 Parents often talk about the younger generations as if they didn't have anything to do with it. Whisky
What luck for the rulers that men do not think.
-- Adolf Hitler All science is concerned with the relationship of cause and effect. Each scientific discovery
increases man's ability to predict the consequences of his actions and thus his ability to control
futur The streets are safe in Philadelphia. It's only the people who make them unsafe.
-- Frank Rizzo, ex-police chief and mayor of Philadelphia "Great spirits have always found violent opposition from mediocrities. The latter cannot understand it when a man does not thoughtlessly submit to hereditary prejudices but honestly and courageously u "I respect faith, but doubt is what gives you and education." (Wilson Mizner) Whisky blah "There is a melancholy that stems from greatness." (Sébastien-Roch Nicolas Chamfort, 1740/41-1794) "Being born is like being kidnapped. And then sold into slavery." (Andy Warhol) Man must evolve for all human conflict a method which rejects revenge, aggression and
retaliation. the foundation of such a method is love.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. Whisky
"Great spirits have always found violent opposition from mediocrities. The latter cannot understand it when a man does not thoughtlessly submit to hereditary prejudices but honestly and courageously u A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.
-Robert Frost (1874-1963) Jake liked his women the way he liked his kiwi fruit: sweet yet tart, firm-fleshed yet yielding to the
touch, and covered with short brown fuzzy hair.
-- Jonathan S. Haas If you can't get rid of the skeleton in your closet, you'd best teach it to dance.
- George Bernard Shaw The good people sleep much better at night than the bad people. Of course, the bad people enjoy
the waking hours much more.
-- Woody Allen Whisky Martyrdom... is the only way in which a man can become famous without ability. George Bernard
Shaw (1856 - 1950), The Devil's Disciple (1901) act 3 I didn't have time to write a short letter, so I wrote a long one instead.
-- Mark Twain It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid.
- George Bernard Shaw Whisky
The gods gave man fire and he invented fire engines. They gave him love and he invented marriage. Imagination is the highest kite one can fly.
-- Lauren Bacall "How wondrous familiar is a fool!" (Herman Melville, Moby Dick) Love is like pi - natural, irrational, and very important.
-- Lisa Hoffman We have drugs to make women speak, but none to keep them silent.
-- Anatole France Whisky "Not only is there no guarantee of the temporal immortality of the human soul, that is to say of its eternal survival after death; but, in any case, this assumption completely fails to accomplish the Hell is a half-filled auditorium.
- Robert Frost How could they tell?
-- Dorothy Parker, upon hearing that President Coolidge had died Whisky
The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity. But not in that order.
-- Brian Pickrell The difference between false memories and true ones is the same as for jewels: it is always the
false ones that look the most real, the most brilliant.
-- Salvador Dali The gods gave man fire and he invented fire engines. They gave him love and he invented marriage. "A man must dream a long time in order to act with grandeur, and dreaming is nursed in darkness." (Jean Genet) The first duty of love is to listen.
-- Paul Tillich Whisky The community stagnates without the impulse of the individual. The impulse dies away without
the sympathy of the community.
-- William James The streets are safe in Philadelphia. It's only the people who make them unsafe.
-- Frank Rizzo, ex-police chief and mayor of Philadelphia We see the brightness of a new page where everything yet can happen.
-- Rainer Maria Rilke, Book of Hours Whisky
I have come to the conclusion never again to think of marrying, and for this reason, I can never
be satisfied with anyone who would be blockhead enough to have me.
-- Abraham Lincoln, in a letter to Gentlemen, it is better to have died a small boy than to fumble this football.
-- John Heisman I require three things in a man: He must be handsome, ruthless, and stupid.
-- Dorothy Parker Everything is drive-through. In California, they even have a burial service called Jump-In-The-
Box.
-- Wil Shriner Thanksgiving is so called because we are all so thankful that it only comes once a year.
-- P. J. O'Rourke Whisky Multimedia? As far as I'm concerned, it's reading with the radio on!
-- Rory Bremner "Furious activity is no substitute for understanding." (H. H. Williams) Effort is only effort when it begins to hurt.
-- Jose Ortega y Gasset Whisky
