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Alloa Leisure Bowl - Local leisure centre for a full programme of leisure facilities, including swimming, aerobics, sunbeds, gym, snooker hall, live bands, indoor bowling.
E-scope - Web site design, maintenance training. One to one training at your office on your computers primarily in the Central Scotland area.
Alligator Networks Limited - Design, maintain and host web sites.
Rotary Club of Alloa - Lists meetings, office bearers, members, news and photographs of office bearers and events.
Premier Pages - Web site design and internet services for the local area.
Inglewood Business Reception and Conference Centres - Specialise in providing conference accommodation and event support services for business and organisational users.
The Inglewood Press Ltd - Specialise in creative graphic design, state of the art printing, commercial photography and exhibition design.
Champion Internet - Internet design and consultancy services.
J.I. Hughes (Agencies) Ltd. - Suppliers of natural and man-made roofing and flooring slate. Contains product description and specification.
Marshall Construction Limited - Building contractors with details of the company, projects and contact information.
Wallace Valuers Ltd - Stocktaking company for the retail and pharmacy industry. Includes details of the services provided.
Azad Tandoori Restaurant - Containing a link to view the menu offered, Acrobat Reader required to view and this is downloadable from a link. Also shows postal address, telephone number and gives e-mail link.
Oyster Web - Internet consultancy offering web design and search engine optimisation. Articles and domain tips also available.
IME UK Ltd - Application development and system integration company. Provides information on application hosting, strategy and database development together with support services.
St Mungo's Roman Catholic Church - Offering local news and information on the church and events, also links. Mass times and contact details are also included.
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If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. -- Socrates Alloa A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on. - Sir Winston Churchill Feeding the hungry is a greater work than raising the dead. -- Saint John Chrysostom In the end, everything is a gag. - Charlie Chaplin Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm. -- Ralph Waldo Emerson I hate it in friends when they come too late to help. -- Euripides Alloa We don't like their sound, and guitar music is on the way out. -- Decca Recording Company, rejecting the Beatles, 1962 "Every Man and every Woman is a Star." (Aleister Crowley) There is no realizable power that man cannot, in time, fashion the tools to attain, nor any power so secure that the naked ape will not abuse it. So it is written in the genetic cards - only physics Alloa "When marrying, ask yourself this question: Do you believe that you will be able to converse well with this person into your old age? Everything else in marriage is transitory." (Friedrich Wilhelm Ni Considering the flames and intolerance, shouldn't USENET be spelled ABUSENET? -- Michael Meissner I do not have much patience with a thing of beauty that must be explained to be understood. If it does need additional interpretation by someone other than the creator, then I question whether it ha I have never let my schooling interfere with my education. -- Mark Twain Disbelief in magic can force a poor soul into believing in government and business. -- Tom Robbins Alloa "We the people are the rightful masters of both Congress and the courts, not to overthrow the Constitution but to overthrow the men who pervert the Constitution." (Abraham Lincoln, 1809-65) I know a dead parrot when I see one, and I'm looking at one right now.... This is an ex-parrot. -- John Cleese, Monty Python, British comedy television show How is it that little children are so intelligent and men so stupid? It must be education that does it. -- Alexandre Dumas fils Alloa A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems. - Paul Erdos Of course, it is very important to be sober when you take an exam. Many worthwile careers in the street-cleansing, fruit-picking and subway-guitar-playing industries have been founded on a lack of u "I would rather die standing than live on my knees!" (Emiliano Zapata) If there is any one proof of a man's incompetence, it is the stagnant mentality of a worker who, doing some small routine job in a vast undertaking, does not care to look beyond the lever of a machi Give the people not hell, but hope and courage. -- John Murray Alloa A new idea is delicate. It can be killed by a sneer or a yawn; it can be stabbed to death by a joke or worried to death by a frown on the right person's brow. -- Charles Brower Military justice is to justice what military music is to music. -- George Clemenceau "One of the things about acting is it allows you to live other people's lives without having to pay the price. I've never been one of those actors who has touted myself as a fascinating human being. I Alloa How is it that little children are so intelligent and men so stupid? It must be education that does it. -- Alexandre Dumas fils He can compress the most words into the smallest idea of any man I know. - Abraham Lincoln "By seeing the seed of failure in every success, we remain humble. By seeing the seed of success in every failure we remain hopeful." (Mel Ziegler, founder of Banana Republic) "The great aim of education is not knowledge but action." (Herbert Spencer) "The man who lets himself be bored is even more contemptible than the bore." (Samuel Butler) Alloa Is there life before death? -- Belfast Graffito The great thing in this world is not so much where we stand as in what direction we are going. -- Oliver Wendell Holmes Ideas are like rabbits. You get a couple, learn how to handle them, and pretty soon you have a dozen. -- John Steinbeck Alloa Once is happenstance. Twice is coincidence. Three times is enemy action. - Auric Goldfinger, in Goldfinger by Ian L. Fleming One may have a blazing hearth in one's soul and yet no one ever comes to sit by it. Passersby see only a wisp of smoke rising from the chimney and continue on their way. -- Vincent Van Gogh Laundry increases exponentially in the number of children. -- Miriam Robbins True, we love life, not because we are used to living, but because we are used to loving. There is always some madness in love, but there is also always some reason in madness. -- Friedrich Nietzsch Imagine if every Thursday your shoes exploded if you tied them the usual way. This happens to us all the time with computers, and nobody thinks of complaining. -- Jeff Raskin Alloa "I think all great innovations are built on rejections." (Louis-Ferdinand Céline) "The concerned investment banker is the one who blows the horn on his Mercedes as he drives through a red light." (Anonymous) Marriage is a matter of give and take, but so far I haven't been able to find anybody who'll take what I have to give. -- Cass Daley Alloa The real test of friendship is: Can you literally do nothing with the other person? Can you enjoy together those moments of life that are utterly simple? They are the moments people looks back on at Choose the life that is most useful, and habit will make it the most agreeable. -- Francis Bacon How wrong it is for a woman to expect the man to build the world she wants, rather than to create it herself. - Anais Nin "The evil that men do lives after them; The good is oft interred with their bones." (William Shakespeare, Julius Cæsar. Act iii. Sc. 2.) What kills a skunk is the publicity it gives itself. -- Abraham Lincoln Alloa A husband is a guy who tells you when you've got on too much lipstick and helps you with your girdle when your hips stick. -- Ogden Nash Wise men make proverbs, but fools repeat them. - Samuel Palmer "There is no quality in this world that is not what it is merely by contrast. Nothing exists in itself." (Herman Melville) Alloa Democracy encourages the majority to decide things about which the majority is blissfully ignorant. --John Simon I can write better than anybody who can write faster, and I can write faster than anybody who can write better. - A. J. Liebling "It is awfully easy to be hard-boiled about everything in the daytime, but at night it is another thing." (Ernest Hemingway, The Sun Also Rises) That is the best -- to laugh with someone because you think the same things are funny. -- Gloria Vanderbilt I have a great diet. You're allowed to eat anything you want, but you must eat it with naked fat people. -- Ed Bluestone Alloa Men marry because they are tired, women because they are curious; both are disappointed. -- Oscar Wilde Reason can answer questions, but imagination has to ask them. -- Ralph N. Gerard Any man who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has not heart; and any man who is over 30, and is not a conservative, has no brains. - Sir Winston Churchill Alloa There is nothing that can be said by mathematical symbols and relations which cannot also be said by words. The converse, however, is false. Much that can be and is said by words cannot successfully "I feel I have to protect myself against things. So I'm pretty careful to lose most of them." (George Orson Welles) The best theology would need no advocates; it would prove itself. -- Karl Barth The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams. -- Eleanor Roosevelt The heart has its reasons of which reason knows nothing. -- Blaise Pascal, Pensées, trans. A.J. Krailsheimer Alloa Correction: Instead of being arrested, as we stated, for kicking his wife down a flight of stairs and hurling a lighted kerosene lamp after her, the Rev. James P. Wellman died unmarried four years ago The theory used to be you marry an older man because they are more mature. The new theory is that men don't mature. So you might as well marry a younger one. -- Anonymous >From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it. -- Groucho Marx Alloa
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