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I choose a block of marble and chop off whatever I don't need. - Francois-Auguste Rodin (1840-1917), when asked how he managed to make his remarkable statues Each of us has a spark of life inside us, and our highest endeavor ought to be to set off that spark in one another. -- Kenny Ausubel I didn't accept it. I received it. -- Richard Allen, National Security Advisor to President Reagan, explaining the $1000 in cash and two watches he was given by two Japanese journalists after he hel A government is the only known vessel that leaks from the top. -- James Reston I could prove God statistically. -- George Gallup Computers and Internet "Thanks to my solid academic training, today I can write hundreds of words on virtually any topic without possessing a shred of information, which is how I got a good job in journalism." (Dave Barry) "The formula for my happiness: a Yes, a No, a straight line, a goal." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) The weirder you're going to behave, the more normal you should look. It works in reverse, too. When I see a kid with three or four rings in his nose, I know there is absolutely nothing extraordinary Computers and Internet The authority of those who teach is often an obstacle to those who want to learn. -- Cicero Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is most important that you do it. -- Gandhi I've been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about 'short' and 'cheap'? -- Phyllis Diller "How can we know the dancer from the dance?" (William Butler Yeats) Love is what happens to men and women who don't know each other. -- W. Somerset Maugham Computers and Internet Good people do not need laws to tell them to act responsibly, while bad people will find a way around the laws. - Plato Love is the great miracle cure. Loving ourselves works miracles in our lives. -- Louise Hay The ability to quote is a serviceable substitute for wit. -- W. Somerset Maugham Computers and Internet Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail. -- Ralph Waldo Emerson Marry not a tennis player. For love means nothing to them. "A conservative is a man who sits and thinks, mostly sits." (Woodrow Wilson, 28th US president, 1856-1924) Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there. -- Will Rogers "One of the good things about low self-esteem is never having rain hit you in the face." (John A. Simone Jr.) Computers and Internet There are those who look at things the way they are, and ask why... I dream of things that never were, and ask why not? -- Robert Francis Kennedy I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter. - Sir Winston Churchill "The biggest argument against democracy is a five minute discussion with the average voter." (Sir Winston Churchill, 1874-1965) Computers and Internet "A man must dream a long time in order to act with grandeur, and dreaming is nursed in darkness." (Jean Genet) "There is only one success: to be able to spend your life in your own way, and not to give others absurd maddening claims upon it." (Christopher Darlington Morley) "I was lousy in school. Real screwed-up. A moron. I was antisocial and didn't bother with the other kids. A really bad student. I didn't have any brains. I didn't know what I was doing there. That's w Twenty years fron now you will be more disappointed by the things you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your Military justice is to justice what military music is to music. -- George Clemenceau Computers and Internet Imagination is the highest kite one can fly. -- Lauren Bacall Don't look back -- something might be gaining on you. -- Satchel Paige A man who marries a woman to educate her falls a victim to the same fallacy as the woman who marries a man to reform him. -- Elbert Hubbard Computers and Internet Many a man has finally succeeded only because he has failed after repeated efforts. If he had never met defeat he would never have known any great victory. -- Orison Swett Marden The planting of trees is the least self-centered of all that we can do. It is a purer act of faith than the procreation of children. -- Thornton Wilder And I shall love thee still my dear, Until my wife is wise. The church must be the critic and guide of the state, and never its tool. -- Martin Luther King, Jr. I would venture to guess that Anon, who wrote so many poems without signing them, was often a woman. -- Virginia Woolf Computers and Internet The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing -- and then marry him. -- Cher Marriage is low down, but you spend the rest of your life paying for it. -- Baskins Too many pieces of music finish too long after the end. -- Igor Stravinsky Computers and Internet We cease loving ourselves if no one loves us. -- Mme de Staël "Twelve magicians and two carnies have been shot dead doing the bullet catch. That's cool enough, but every night when we close our show with that trick and the loaded gun gets pointed in my face, it The English country gentleman galloping after a fox--the unspeakable in full pursuit of the uneatable. -- Oscar Wilde Art and science have their meeting point in method. -- Edward Bulwer-Lytton This is the fourth? -- Thomas Jefferson, dying words Computers and Internet Husbands are awkward things to deal with; even keeping them in hot water will not make them tender. -- Mary Buckley Cricket is best described as organised loafing. -- Anonymous British Radio Broadcaster, 1996 Whatever is begun in anger ends in shame. - Benjamin Franklin Computers and Internet Being in therapy is great. I spend an hour just talking about myself. It's kinda like being the guy on a date. -- Caroline Rhea Give the people not hell, but hope and courage. -- John Murray "Education is a vacine for violence." (Edward James Olmos) "Children begin by loving their parents. After a time they judge them. Rarely, if ever, do they forgive them." (Oscar Wilde, A Woman of No Importance) Now comes the mystery. -- Henry Ward Beecher, dying words, March 8, 1887 Computers and Internet Immature love says: "I love you because I need you." Mature love says: "I need you because I love you." -- Erich Fromm A small family is soon provided for. -- English Proverb When I can no longer bear to think of the victims of broken homes, I begin to think of the victims of intact ones. -- Peter DeVries Computers and Internet Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same. -- Oscar Wilde If a politician found he had cannibals among his constituents, he would promise them missionaries for dinner. -- H. L. Mencken "The mark of our time is its revulsion against imposed patterns." (Marshall McLuhan) All women are born evil. Some just realize their potential later in life than others. -- Chad A. Gamble, Escape, short story To correct a natural indifference I was placed half-way between misery and the sun. Misery kept me from believing that all was well under the sun, and the sun taught me that history wasn't everythin Computers and Internet In the book of life, the answers aren't in the back. -- Charlie Brown, character in "Peanuts" comic strip, created by Charles Schultz I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter. - Sir Winston Churchill I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste. -- David Bissonette Computers and Internet Many a wife thinks her husband is the world's greatest lover. But she can never catch him at it. If I were a girl, I'd despair. The supply of good women far exceeds that of the men who deserve them. -- Robert Graves A husband is what's left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted. -- Helen Rowland A really busy person never knows how much he weighs. -- Ed Howe My initial response was to sue her for defamation of character, but then I realized that I had no character. -- Charles Barkley, on hearing Tonya Harding proclaim herself "the Charles Barkley of fig Computers and Internet "True friendship is like sound health; the value of it is seldom known until it is lost." (Charles Caleb Colton) It makes no difference who you vote for - the two parties are really one party representing four percent of the people. -- Gore Vidal Mathematics transfigures the fortuitous concourse of atoms into the tracery of the finger of God. -- Herbert Westren Turnbull Computers and Internet "Over grown military establishments are under any form of government inauspicious to liberty, and are to be regarded as particularly hostile to republican liberty." (George Washington) Early to rise and early to bed. Makes a male healthy, wealthy and dead. -- James Thurber What is politics, after all, but the compulsion to preside over property and make other peoples' decisions for them? -- Tom Robbins, Skinny Legs and All "He that would make his own liberty secure must guard even his enemy from oppression; for if he violates this duty he establishes a precedent that will reach to himself." (Thomas Paine) To marry is to halve your rights and double your duties. -- Arthur Schopenhauer Computers and Internet An expert is a person who has made all the mistakes that can be made in a very narrow field. -- Niels Bohr "We already have the statistics for the future: the growth percentages of pollution, overpopulation, desertification. The future is already in place." (Günther Grass, Winner of the Nobel Prize for Li History will be kind to me for I intend to write it. -- Winston Churchill Computers and Internet The only thing worse than a man you can't control is a man you can. -- Margo Kaufman Nobody is more dangerous than he who imagines himself pure in heart; for his purity, by definition, is unassailable. -- James Baldwin, Nobody Knows My Name, 1961 "Death solves all problems--no man, no problem." (Josef Stalin) And in the end it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years. -- Abraham Lincoln "Democracy is the recurrent suspicion that more than half of the people are right more than half of the time." (E. B. White) Computers and Internet Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow. The important thing is not to stop questioning. -- Albert Einstein Anyone who considers arithmetical methods of producing random digits is, of course, in a state of sin. -- John Von Neuman The optimist sees opportunity in every danger; the pessimist sees danger in every opportunity. -- Winston Churchill Computers and Internet
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