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Auchencheyne Country House - Self catering holiday home located on working farm. Listing facilities, contact and tariff information.
Dumfries Self Catering - Holiday apartment overlooking the river Nith. Lists interior and exterior information, local attractions, pricing and booking details.
Glencairnvilla - Offers bed and breakfast accommodation. Contact details.
The Nith Hotel - Details of accommodation, bars and restaurant. Contact information.
Balmoral Hotel - Offering a newly refurbished bar/restaurant and public bar where clients will be served in good quality meals in pleasant surroundings.
Courthill Leisure - Family run caravan park listing brief details about the residential park, caravan repairs and local attractions.
Hollybank Bed & Breakfast - Offering single, twin, double and family facilities. Lists room information and availability, local attractions and location details.
The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his. -- General George Patton What is life? It is the flash of a firefly in the night. It is the breath of a buffalo in the wintertime. It is the little shadow which runs across the grass and loses itself in the sunset. -- Crow Good hours, excellent pay, fun place to work, paid training, mean boss. Oh well, four out of five isn't bad. -- Help Wanted Ad, PA newspaper, 1994 Always talk to your wife while you're making love... if there's a phone handy. What is life? It is the flash of a firefly in the night. It is the breath of a buffalo in the wintertime. It is the little shadow which runs across the grass and loses itself in the sunset. -- Crow Travel and Tourism There is no realizable power that man cannot, in time, fashion the tools to attain, nor any power so secure that the naked ape will not abuse it. 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(Ali bin I admire the serene assurance of those who have religious faith. It is wonderful to observe the calm confidence of a Christian with four aces. -- Mark Twain To correct a natural indifference I was placed half-way between misery and the sun. Misery kept me from believing that all was well under the sun, and the sun taught me that history wasn't everythin Travel and Tourism For I am a bear of very little brain and long words bother me. -- Winnie the Pooh, character from author A. A. Milne Never go to bed angry. Stay up and fight. -- Phyllis Diller "We have been the cowards lobbing cruise missiles from 2,000 miles away. That's cowardly. Staying in the airplane when it hits the building, say what you want about it, it's not cowardly." 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To actual women it is merely a good excuse not to play football. -- Fran Lebowitz If we were not all so interested in ourselves, life would be so uninteresting that none of us would be able to endure it. -- Schopenhauer Can you imagine what I would do if I could do all I can? -- The Artist Formerly Known As Prince Travel and Tourism Basic research is what I'm doing when I don't know what I'm doing. -- Wernher Von Braun Ridicule is generally made use of to laugh men out of virtue and good sense, by attacking everything praiseworthy in human life. -- Joseph Addison Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy. -- Anonymous Even overweight cats instinctively know the cardinal rule: when fat, arrange yourself in slim poses. -- John Weitz, American Designer Love is an ideal thing, marriage a real thing; a confusion of the real with the ideal never goes unpunished. -- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Travel and Tourism Patriotism is the last refuge of the scoundrel. -- Samuel Johnson Age does not make us childish, as some say; it finds us true children. -- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe The backbone of surprise is fusing speed with secrecy. - Von Clausewitz Travel and Tourism Life is no brief candle to me. It is a sort of splendid torch which I have got a hold of for the moment, and I want to make it burn as brightly as possible before handing it on to future generations The sun never sets on the British empire because Britain is in the east and the sun sets in the west. -- Unknown history student Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great. -- Mark Twain If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question? -- Lily Tomlin "There is no such thing as a person that nothing has happened to, and each person's story is as different as his fingertips." (Elsa Lanchester) Travel and Tourism I don't know which is more discouraging, literature or chickens. -- E. B. White If you find it in your heart to care for somebody else, you will have succeeded. -- Maya Angelou Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect. -- Steven Wright Travel and Tourism "Eschew the ordinary, disdain the commonplace. If you have a single-minded need for something, let it be the unusual, the esoteric, the bizarre, the unexpected..." (Chuck Jones) "Someday there will be girls and women whose name will no longer mean the mere opposite of the male, but something in itself, something that makes one think not of any compliment and limit, but only o Love is friendship set on fire. - Jeremy Taylor Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket, or a holding pattern over Philadelphia. -- Judith Viorst The less a man thinks or knows about his virtues, the better we like him. -- Ralph Waldo Emerson Travel and Tourism The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them. -- Kin Hubbard "He that would make his own liberty secure must guard even his enemy from oppression; for if he violates this duty he establishes a precedent that will reach to himself." (Thomas Paine) Flowers are words which even a baby can understand. -- Arthur C. Coxe Travel and Tourism I just need enough to tide me over until I need more. -- Bill Hoest Marriage is a matter of give and take, but so far I haven't been able to find anybody who'll take what I have to give. -- Cass Daley "It seems to me that almost all our sadnesses are moments of tension, which we feel as paralysis because we no longer hear our astonished emotions living." (Rainer Maria Rilke, Letters to a Young Poe Hell is a half-filled auditorium. - Robert Frost Never marry for money. Ye'll borrow it cheaper. -- Scottish Proverb Travel and Tourism One of the greatest discoveries a man makes, one of his great surprises, is to find he can do what he was afraid he couldn't do. -- Henry Ford A good marriage is like a casserole, only those responsible for it really know what goes in it. -- Anonymous "I never resist temptation, because I have found that things that are bad for me do not tempt me." (George Bernard Shaw) Travel and Tourism "All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That's his." (Oscar Wilde, The Importance of Being Earnest) "In large states public education will always be mediocre, for the same reason that in large kitchens the cooking is usually bad." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) The real problem is not whether machines think but whether men do. -- B. F. Skinner All science is concerned with the relationship of cause and effect. Each scientific discovery increases man's ability to predict the consequences of his actions and thus his ability to control futur "Liberty means responsibility. That is why most men dread it." (George Bernard Shaw) Travel and Tourism "I was born and raised with crocodiles; they are a piece of cake. But kids are so ... unpredictable." (Steve Irwin, "Crocodile Hunter") "I expect nothing. I fear no one. I am free." (Nikos Kazantzakis) "It is easier to forgive an enemy than to forgive a friend." (William Blake) Travel and Tourism I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known. -- Walt Disney Worrying is like a rocking chair, it gives you something to do, but it doesn't get you anywhere. -- Anonymous In any contest between power and patience, bet on patience. - W.B. Prescott Good breeding consists in concealing how much we think of ourselves and how little we think of the other person. -- Mark Twain "It serves me right for putting all my eggs in one bastard." (Dorothy Parker, 1893-1967, US writer) Travel and Tourism Ask her to wait a moment - I am almost done. -- Carl Friedrich Gauss, when informed that his wife was dying "Education must have an end in view, for it is not an end in itself." (Sybil Marshall) The advantage of a classical education is that it enables you to despise the wealth which it prevents you from achieving. -- Russell Green Travel and Tourism Ideas are like rabbits. You get a couple, learn how to handle them, and pretty soon you have a dozen. -- John Steinbeck "One often contradicts an opinion when what is uncongenial is really the tone in which it was conveyed." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Value your words. Each one may be the last. -- Stanislaw J. Lec Actually, the only memory I have of being a Cub Scout was trying to get my hat back. That was all I did. Run back and forth at my bus stop going "Quit it." -- Jerry Seinfeld Tear open packet, unfold and use. -- Directions on moist towelette package Travel and Tourism Any man who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has not heart; and any man who is over 30, and is not a conservative, has no brains. - Sir Winston Churchill "Every decent man is ashamed of the government he lives under." (Henry Louis Mencken) "Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." (Albert Einstein) Travel and Tourism
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