Lockerbie Links

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	ASL Alarm Systems Ltd - NACOSS approved alarm engineers we design install and maintain intruder and fire alarm, CCTV and door entry security systems. Listing products, services and contact details.
	Lightning Protection Services - Lightning conductor engineers. Also offering steeplejacks, earthing, maintenance, height work and rope access. Listing Company information, services and full address details.
	Grange Ornamental Stone - Providing a wide variety of quality natural stone, ideal for dry stone dykes, rockeries, water features, paving, driveways and alpine planting. Lists products, services and contact details.
	Redstone Limousin Cattle - Member of the Scottish premium cattle health scheme. Details of the herd and the livestock for sale.
	Dryfesdale Country House Hotel - Includes accommodation, dining and function details along with menu and restaurant information.
	Mountain Images - Offer mountains and mountain pictures including Everest, Himalayas, Scotland, Lake District.
	Chameleon Crafts UK - Offers a wide selection of cross stitch image kits as gifts. Also club membership.
	Cushathill Farm - Offer pedigree Holstien cattle with details of the heard and location.
	Scottish Falcons - Supplying captive bred falcons for export around the world. Providing breading information, photographic gallery and contact details.
	The Elms - Victorian sandstone house on the outskirts of the village. Offering bed and breakfast accommodation with information on facilities and directions.
	Lockerbie Manor Hotel - Accommodation, wedding ceremony and receptions. Romantic historic setting a short distance from Gretna Green.
	Carruthers Of Dormont - Project to restore the Dalton Kirk.
	Hightae Heating - Heating installation and maintenance engineers. Details of the services available along with contact information.
	Samvado - Wood sculptor based in Boreland. Provides product galleries, previous years collections, contact and order details.
	Maintained and Cleaned - Providing a range of cleaning services for commercial or domestic premises. Company information, services and property maintenance details are included.
	Lockerbie Ice Rink - Local skating and curling facilities. Facilities, coaching programme, competitions and location information are listed.
	Border Organic - Dedicated organic farm creamery selling organic dairy products. Provides product, herd information and production details.
	RC Dalgliesh - Agriculture and horticulture machinery dealer. Lists product, services and repair information, location maps and contact details.
	Trailtrow Highland Pony Stud - Breeder standing Rummlegairie of Trailtrow. Offers history and aims of the stud, news, a photo gallery, and links.
	J. Glendinning - Roofing contractor offering a total roofing solution. Provides Company information, services available and contact addresses.
	David Holt - Folk musician and entertainer listing his profile and music.
	Claymore Lodge - Situated in the heart of the town and offering good food and hospitality.
	Fine Art Animals - Paintings and drawings of dogs, horses, cats and wildlife. Commmissions taken and paintings available to buy.
	Little Dalton Kirk - Restoration project to save the Kirk at Little Dalton.
	Holy Trinity - Contact details, church photographs, parish bulletin (in PDF format), Mass times within bulletin. Shares priest and web address with St Luke's in Moffat.

Once you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, no matter how improbable, must be the truth. - Sherlock Holmes If you want anything done well, do it yourself. This is why most people laugh at their own jokes. -- Bob Edwards If it weren't for marriage, men would spend their lives thinking they had no faults at all. -- Anonymous "The greater the artist, the greater the doubt. Perfect confidence is granted to the less talented as a consolation prize." (Robert Hughes) Learning is a treasure that will follow its owner everywhere. -- Chinese Proverb Lockerbie "God is dead: but considering the state Man is in, there will perhaps be caves, for ages yet, in which his shadow will be shown." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, The Joyful Wisdom) Sex is God's joke on human beings. -- Bette Davis Sex is the mathematics urge sublimated. -- M. C. Reed Lockerbie If you have any trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how it's done. -- Scott Adams In a cat's eyes, all things belong to cats. -- English Proverb Some people talk in their sleep. Lecturers talk while other people sleep. -- Albert Camus Keep in mind that neither success nor failure is ever final. -- Roger Babson Education ... has produced a vast population able to read but unable to distinguish what is worth reading. -- G. M. Trevelyan Lockerbie Everything is drive-through. 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(Jeff Marder) Don't trust anyone over 30 who used to say "Don't trust anyone over 30." -- Anonymous Lockerbie War is a profession by which a man cannot live honorably; an employment by which the soldier, if he would reap any profit, is obliged to be false, rapacious, and cruel. -- Niccolo Machiavelli Don't marry for money; you can borrow it cheaper. Mistakes are the portals of discovery. -- James Joyce Lockerbie If it is your time, love will track you down like a cruise missile. -- Lynda Barry The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his. - General George Patton In times of profound change, the learners inherit the earth, while the learned find themselves beautifully equipped to deal with a world that no longer exists. -- Al Rogers, Global SchoolHouse Netw Truth must necessarily be stranger than fiction, for fiction is the creation of the human mind and therefore congenial to it. -- G. K. Chesterton Bride: A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her. Lockerbie There are three types of people in this world: Those who can count, and those who can't. -- Seen on a bumper sticker "The English have all the material requisites for the revolution. What they lack is the spirit of generalization and revolutionary ardour." (Karl Marx) I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked me in the cellar. -- Anonymous Lockerbie "Failure is not an option!" (Ed Harris, as Gene Kranz, Apollo 13) "The order of the world is always right - such is the judgment of God. For God has departed, but he has left his judgment behind, the way the Cheshire Cat left his grin." (Jean Baudrillard) Joint Checking Account: a handly little device which permits my wife to beat me to the draw. "I have learned that to be with those I like is enough." (Walt Whitman) Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head. -- Carol Burnett Lockerbie For the majority of People, smoking has a beneficial effect. -- Dr. Ian G. Macdonald, Los Angeles surgeon, quoted in Newsweek , Nov.18th 1963. A teacher is one who makes himself progressively unnecessary. -- Thomas Carruthers By the time (the Leaning Tower of Pisa) was 10% built, everyone knew it would be a total disaster. But the investment was so big they felt compelled to go on. Since its completion, it cost a fortune Lockerbie "True friends, like diamonds, are precious and rare. False friends, like autumn leaves, are found everywhere." (Anonymous) I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me. He who laughs last is generally the last to get the joke. -- Terry Cohen "'Contrariwise,' continued Tweedledee, 'if it was so, it might be, and if it were so, it would be; but as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic!'" (Lewis Carroll, Through the Looking Glass) Propel, propel, propel your craft softly down liquid solution. Ecstatically, ecstatically, ecstatically, ecstatically, Existence is simply illusion. -- Fred Rogers, parody of "Row, row, row your boa Lockerbie To teach is to learn twice. -- Joseph Joubert Someone once asked me why women don't gamble as much as men do and I gave the commonsensical reply that we don't have as much money. That was a true but incomplete answer. In fact, women's total ins Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work. - Robert Orben Lockerbie Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake. - Napoleon Bonaparte Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door and just visit now and then. -- Katharine Hepburn Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows, marriage does. -- Groucho Marx "What is the difference between exploring and being lost?" (Dan Eldon, photojournalist) A man sits with a pretty girl for an hour, it seems like a minute. He sits on a hot stove for a minute, it's longer than any hour. That is relativity. -- Albert Einstein Lockerbie All women are born evil. Some just realize their potential later in life than others. -- Chad A. Gamble, Escape, short story I believe in equality for everyone, except reporters and photographers. -- Gandhi The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work. -- ROBERT FROST Lockerbie I'm proud to be paying taxes in the United States. The only thing is - I could be just as proud for half the money. -- Arthur Godfrey Genius is an African who dreams up snow. -- Vladimir Nabokov Marriage is bliss. Ignorance is bliss. Ergo... "Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful committed citizens can change the world, indeed it is the only thing that ever has." (Margaret Mead, 1901-78) In marriage, the bridge gets a shower. But for the groom, it's curtains! Lockerbie Each religion, by the help of more or less myth which it takes more or less seriously, proposes some method of fortifying the human soul and enabline it to make its peace with its destiny. -- George If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism of one, go ahead, get married. -- Katharine Hepburn I heard someone tried the monkeys-on-typewriters bit trying for the plays of W. Shakespeare, but all they got was the collected works of Francis Bacon. - Bill Hirst Lockerbie A straight line is the shortest in morals as in mathematics. -- Maria Edgeworth Christianity has not been tried and found wanting; it has been found difficult and not tried. -- G. K. Chesterton Establishing yourself, furnishing a house, building up a comfortable existence, and having that menace hanging over your head all the time - no, I prefer to live in hotels, caf�s, just passing through "Courage is not the absence of fear, but rather the judgement that something else is more important than fear." (Ambrose Redmoon) "The reason why kids are crazy is because nobody can face the responsibility of bringing them up." (John Lennon) Lockerbie Facts are stubborn things; and whatever may be our wishes, our inclinations, or the dictates of our passions, they cannot alter the state of facts and evidence. -- John Adams I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally. -- W. C. Fields "I think it's about time we voted for senators with breasts. After all, we've been voting for boobs long enough." -- Arizona senatorial candidate Claire Sargent, on women candidates Lockerbie Republican boys date Democratic girls. They plan to marry Republican girls, but feel they're entitled to a little fun first. -- Anonymous "Is man merely a mistake of God's? Or God merely a mistake of man's?" (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) All over Washington today, the politicians and the power brokers are happy. In fact, if you listen closely, you can hear the sound of champagne corks popping. -- Paul Jacob, Term Limits Executive Di Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering. My darling wife was always glum. I drowned her in a cask of rum, And so made sure that she would stay, In better spirits night and day. Lockerbie Never express yourself more clearly than you are able to think. -- Niels Bohr The great tragedy of science, the slaying of a beautiful theory by an ugly fact. -- Thomas Henry Huxley Everything should be made as simple as possible, but not simpler. -- Albert Einstein Lockerbie Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm. -- Ralph Waldo Emerson The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it. -- George Bernard Shaw "A wise man among the ignorant is as a beautiful girl in the company of blind men." (Saadi) "A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men." (Roald Dahl) "Those who dream by day are cognizant of many things which escape those who dream only by night." (Edger Allen Poe) Lockerbie When in doubt, make a fool of yourself. There is a microscopically thin line between being brilliantly creative and acting like the most gigantic idiot on earth. So what the hell, leap. -- Cynthia H One may have a blazing hearth in one's soul and yet no one ever comes to sit by it. 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