Logan Fish Pond and Marine Life Centre - Originally used to provide fish for the local laird and includes cave aquarium and Victorian bathing hut, with details of opening times and admission prices.
Sakura Trading - Importers of Japanese novelties, gifts and wedding favours. Provides product and catalogue information and contact addresses.
Adolescence is a period of rapid changes. Between the ages of 12 and 17, for example, a parent
ages as much as 20 years.
-- Anonymous It depends on your definition of asleep. They were not stretched out. They had their eyes closed.
They were seated at their desks with their heads in a nodding position.
-- John Hogan, Commonwealth Disclaimer: Even my wife doesn't agree with everything I say, and she loves me dearly. My employers don't love me nearly as much as she does. Draw your own conclusions. Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.
-- Will Rogers "The evil that men do lives after them; The good is oft interred with their bones." (William Shakespeare, Julius Cæsar. Act iii. Sc. 2.) Port Logan Love is blind -- marriage is the eye-opener.
-- Pauline Thomason "The easiest kind of relationship is with ten thousand people, the hardest is with one." (Joan Baez) Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing
popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet.
-- Dave Barry Port Logan
Trust everybody, but cut the cards.
-- Finley Peter Dunne Try praising your wife, even if it does frighten her at first.
-- Billy Sunday The Internet is so big, so powerful and pointless that for some people it is a complete substitute
for life.
-- Andrew Brown A beauty is a woman you notice; A charmer is one who notices you.
-- Adlai Stevenson "When you resort to attacking the messenger and not the message, you have lost the debate." (Addison Whithecomb) Port Logan I'm not a member of any organized political party, I'm a Democrat!
-- Will Rogers A good cook is like a sorceress who dispenses happiness.
-- Elsa Schiapirelli "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." (Albert Einstein) Port Logan
No man should marry until he has studied anatomy and dissected at least one woman. -- Honore de Balzac "Humans beings can always be relied upon to assert, with vigor, their god-given right to be stupid." (Dean Koontz, Seize the Night) Facts are the enemy of truth.
- Don Quixote - Man of La Mancha "Nothing is permanent but change." (Heraclitus) The community stagnates without the impulse of the individual. The impulse dies away without
the sympathy of the community.
-- William James Port Logan I didn't accept it. I received it.
-- Richard Allen, National Security Advisor to President Reagan, explaining the $1000 in cash and
two watches he was given by two Japanese journalists after he hel Blessed is he who has learned to laugh at himself, for he shall never cease to be entertained.
-- John Powell Never look at the trombones. You'll only encourage them.
-- Richard Strauss, on conducting Port Logan
We make our friends; we make our enemies; but God makes our next door neighbour.
-- G. K. Chesterton Love matches are made by people who are content, for a month of honey, to condemn
themselves to a life of vinegar.
-- Countess of Blessington Obstacles cannot crush me. Every obstacle yields to stern resolve. He who is fixed to a star does
not change his mind.
-- Leonardo da Vinci, Notebooks "Inside of a ring or out, ain't nothing wrong with going down. It's staying down that's wrong." (Muhammad Ali) "It seems to me that almost all our sadnesses are moments of tension, which we feel as paralysis because we no longer hear our astonished emotions living." (Rainer Maria Rilke, Letters to a Young Poe Port Logan I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.
-- Walt Disney How many legs does a dog have if you call the tail a leg? Four. Calling a tail a leg doesn't make it
a leg.
-- Abraham Lincoln Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker Port Logan
blah "Sometimes it is said that man cannot be trusted with the government of himself. Can he, then be trusted with the government of others? Or have we found angels in the form of kings to govern him? If you can count your money, you don't have a billion dollars.
- J. Paul Getty All women are born evil. Some just realize their potential later in life than others.
-- Chad A. Gamble, Escape, short story A Code of Honor: Never approach a friend's girlfriend or wife with mischief as your goal. There
are just too many women in the world to justify that sort of dishonorable behavior. Unless she's
reall Honeymoon: A short period of doting between dating and debting.
-- Ray Bandy Port Logan Be nice to people on your way up because you meet them on your way down.
- Jimmy Durante "Self confidence is the first requisite to great undertakings." (Samuel Johnson) Never judge someone by who he's in love with; judge him by his friends. People fall in love with
the most appalling people. Take a cool, appraising glance at his pals.
-- Cynthia Heimel Port Logan
Old soldiers never die, they just fade away.
-- General Douglas MacArthur "A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool." (William Shakespeare) A little girl at the wedding afterwards asked her mother why the bride changed her mind. "What
do you mean?" responded her mother. "Well, she went down the aisle with one man, and came
back with ano If you can't annoy somebody, there's little point in writing.
-- Kingsley Amis Learning is what most adults will do for a living in the 21st century.
- Lewis Perelman Port Logan Love is a perky elf dancing a merry little jig and then suddenly he turns on you with a miniature
machine gun.
-- Matt Groening, Love is Hell Accept the things to which fate binds you, and love the people with whom fate brings you
together, but do so with all your heart.
-- Marcus Aurelius To love another person is to see the face of God.
-- Lyric from Les Miserables Port Logan
It takes two to speak truth --One to speak, and another to hear.
-- Henry David Thoreau Silence is as full of potential wisdom and wit as the unhewn marble of a great sculpture.
-- Aldous Huxley The great thing in this world is not so much where we stand as in what direction we are going.
-- Oliver Wendell Holmes Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can
never tell.
-- Joan Crawford It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.
-- Mark Twain Port Logan "All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream." (Edger Allen Poe) "The White Rabbit put on his spectacles. 'Where shall I begin, please your Majesty?' he asked. 'Begin at the beginning,' the King said gravely, 'and go on till you come to the end: then stop.'" (Lewi Art and science have their meeting point in method.
-- Edward Bulwer-Lytton Port Logan
Women: If they're not turning down your proposals for marriage, they're accusing you of
suspicious behavior in the women's lingerie changing room.
-- Cliff Clavin, character on "Cheers", U.S. Televi "I don't believe people die. They just go uptown. To Bloomingdales. They just take longer to get back." (Andy Warhol) "Over grown military establishments are under any form of government inauspicious to liberty, and are to be regarded as particularly hostile to republican liberty." (George Washington) The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his.
- General George Patton "Who controls the past controls the future. Who controls the present controls the past." (George Orwell) Port Logan A man should be taller, older, heavier, uglier, and hoarser than his wife.
-- Edgar Watson Howe Usenet is like Tetris for people who still remember how to read.
-- Button from the Computer Museum, Boston, MA The louder he talked of his honour, the faster we counted our spoons.
-- Emerson, Ralph Waldo Port Logan
The executive exists to make sensible exceptions to general rules.
-- Elting E. Morison Colleges are places where pebbles are polished and diamonds are dimmed.
-- Robert G. Ingersoll, (seen attributed to "R.S. Ingersoll" - a typo?) The only thing you take with you when you're gone is what you leave behind.
-- John Allston The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them.
-- Mark Twain When we honestly ask ourselves which person in our lives mean the most to us, we often find
that it is those who, instead of giving advice, solutions, or cures, have chosen rather to share our
pain Port Logan blah bla "I never think of the future. It comes soon enough." (Albert Einstein) "All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That's his." (Oscar Wilde, The Importance of Being Earnest) "Things do not change, we change." (Henry David Thoreau) Port Logan
"Well begun is half done." (Aristotle) May the road rise to meet you. May the wind always be at your back. May the sun shine warm
upon your face, the rains fall soft upon your fields and, until we meet again, may God hold you in
the palm Seeing much, suffering much, and studying much, are the three pillars of learning.
-- Benjamin Disraeli When a friend is in trouble, don't annoy him by asking if there is anything you can do. Think up
something appropriate and do it.
-- E. W. Howe The difference between a man who faces death for the sake of an idea and an imitator who goes
in search of martyrdom is that the former expresses his idea most fully in death while the latter
really Port Logan Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, and half shut afterwards.
-- Benjamin Franklin The Church is an organism that grows best in an alien society.
-- C. Stacey Woods Parenthetical remarks (however relevant) are unnecessary.
-- Frank L. Visco, How to Write Good Port Logan
Politics is for people who have a passion for changing life but lack a passion for living it.
-- Tom Robbins Marriage was all a woman's idea and for man's acceptance of the pretty yoke, it becomes us to
be grateful.
-- Phyllis McGinley "The evil that men do lives after them; The good is oft interred with their bones." (William Shakespeare, Julius Cæsar. Act iii. Sc. 2.) Defeat is not the worst of failures. Not to have tried is the true failure.
-- George E. Woodberry A multiple personality is in a certain sense normal.
-- George H. Mead Port Logan Considering the flames and intolerance, shouldn't USENET be spelled ABUSENET?
-- Michael Meissner Ninety percent of everything is crap.
-- Theodore Sturgeon Democracy does not guarantee equality of conditions - it only guarantees equality of opportunity.
- Irving Kristol Port Logan
