Three Lochs Holiday Park - Luxury Caravans and Touring facilities. Heated indoor pool and adventure playground, angling also available.
Creetown Caravan Park - Situated beside the Minipool Burn within the attractive village of Creetown on the coast of Wigtown Bay.
Drumlochart Caravan Park - Holiday homes for hire, and space for touring and motor caravans. Located near Stranraer.
Southerness Holiday Village - Situated on the coast for holidays by the sea or short breaks, touring caravans and campers welcome. Holiday homes for sale.
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-- Sigmund Freud Camping Love looks through a telescope; envy, through a microscope.
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An ideal wife is one who remains faithful to you but tries to be just as charming as if she weren't.
-- Sacha Guitry Never judge a book by its movie.
-- J. W. Eagan All television is children's television.
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- Mel Brooks Camping
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men.
-- Henry B. Adams Reality is nothing but a collective hunch.
-- Lily Tomlin Talk to a man about himself and he will listen for hours.
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-- Mark Twain Camping Multimedia? As far as I'm concerned, it's reading with the radio on!
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When I give a lecture, I accept that people look at their watches, but what I do not tolerate is
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-- Marcel Achard Researchers have discovered that chocolate produces some of the same reactions in the brain
as marijuana...The researchers also discovered other similarities between the two, but can't
remember what There is nothing like returning to a place that remains unchanged to find the ways in which you
yourself have altered.
-- Nelson Mandela, A Long Walk to Freedom Practice random acts of kindness and sensless acts of beauty.
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-- Josh Billings Long engagements give people the opportunity of finding out each other's character before
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-- Oscar Wilde Camping
And in the end it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years.
-- Abraham Lincoln The IRS spends God knows how much of your tax money on these toll-free information hot lines
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-- Dave Barry It's no credit to anyone to work to hard.
-- Ed Howe Ne'er take a wife till thou hast a house (and a fire) to put her in.
-- Benjamin Franklin Camping Tear open packet, unfold and use.
-- Directions on moist towelette package "One will rarely err if extreme actions be ascribed to vanity, ordinary actions to habit, and mean actions to fear." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) When a cat is dropped, it always lands on its feet, and when toast is dropped, it always lands with
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Anyone nit-picking enough to write a letter of correction to an editor doubtless deserves the error
that provoked it.
-- Alvin Toffler Worrying is like a rocking chair, it gives you something to do, but it doesn't get you anywhere.
-- Anonymous To love someone deeply gives you strength. Being loved by someone deeply gives you courage.
-- Lao Tzu Laywers, I suppose, were children once.
-- Charles Lamb I was going to change my shirt, but I changed my mind instead.
-- Winnie the Pooh Camping "Eschew the ordinary, disdain the commonplace. If you have a single-minded need for something, let it be the unusual, the esoteric, the bizarre, the unexpected..." (Chuck Jones) Some people talk in their sleep. Lecturers talk while other people sleep.
-- Albert Camus I live in that solitude which is painful in youth, but delicious in the years of maturity.
-- Albert Einstein Camping
There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers exactly what the Universe is for and
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inex Substitute "damn" every time you're inclined to write "very"; your editor will delete it and the
writing will be just as it should be.
-- Mark Twain "It is the nature of a man as he grows older, a small bridge in time, to protest against change, particularly change for the better." (John Steinbeck, Travels With Charley) Art and science have their meeting point in method.
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-- Gore Vidal Until the day of his death, no man can be sure of his courage.
-- Jean Anouilh Give me chastity and continence, but not yet.
- Saint Augustine Camping
If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be called research, would it?
-- Albert Einstein Who, being loved, is poor?
-- Oscar Wilde There is only one nature - the division into science and engineering is a human imposition, not a
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-- Mark Twain Camping "We're an embarrasment to college graduates across America." (James Douglas Morrison, lead singer of The Doors) First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win.
- Mahatma Gandhi One survey found that ten percent of Americans thought Joan of Arc was Noah's wife....
-- Robert Boynton Camping
"To educate educators! But the first ones must educate themselves! And for these I write." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) I respect faith, but doubt is what gives you an education.
-- Wilson Mizner "I think people resist freedom because they're afraid of the unknown. But it's ironic....That unknown was once very well known. It's where are souls belong....The only solution is to confront them--co I think 'Hail to the Chief' has a nice ring to it.
- John F. Kennedy when asked what is his favorite song Friendship is like money, easier made than kept.
-- Samuel Butler Camping I hate women because they always know where things are.
-- James Thurber With the catching end the pleasures of the chase.
-- Abraham Lincoln "To educate educators! But the first ones must educate themselves! And for these I write." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Camping
The heart has its reasons of which reason knows nothing.
-- Blaise Pascal, Pensées, trans. A.J. Krailsheimer Facts are stubborn things; and whatever may be our wishes, our inclinations, or the dictates of
our passions, they cannot alter the state of facts and evidence.
-- John Adams The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his.
-- General George Patton Republican boys date Democratic girls. They plan to marry Republican girls, but feel they're
entitled to a little fun first.
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all they got was the collected works of Francis Bacon.
- Bill Hirst Until the day of his death, no man can be sure of his courage.
-- Jean Anouilh Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind; And therefore is winged Cupid painted blind.
-- William Shakespeare, A Midsummer Night's Dream, Act i. Sc. 1. Camping
