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-- Nicholas Negroponte Good friends are good for your health.
-- Irwin Sarason I love children, especially when they cry, for then someone takes them away.
-- Nancy Mitford I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over a lady in a housecoat and hair curlers to burn my toast for me. -- Dick Martin Paradoxically though it may seem, it is none the less true that life imitates art far more than art
imitates life.
-- Oscar Wilde Business and Economy The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of
mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you.
-- Rita Mae Brown Why do grandparents and grandchildren get along so well? They have the same enemy-- the
mother.
-- Claudette Colbert I've been trying desperately to save my marriage for the last 35 years. Business and Economy
Success is peace of mind which is a direct result of self-satisfaction in knowing you did your best
to become the best you are capable of becoming.
-- John R. Wooden, Practical Modern Basketball "I think people resist freedom because they're afraid of the unknown. But it's ironic....That unknown was once very well known. It's where are souls belong....The only solution is to confront them--co "If you want to make enemies, try to change something." (Woodrow Wilson, 28th US president, 1856-1924) In every man's heart there is a secret nerve that answers to the vibrations of beauty.
-- Christopher Morley If you can't get rid of the skeleton in your closet, you'd best teach it to dance.
- George Bernard Shaw Business and Economy I think, therefore I'm single.
-- Female philosopher The church must be the critic and guide of the state, and never its tool.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. Nothing is beneath you if it is in the direction of your life.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Business and Economy
I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, I've just had a mirror put
over my kitchen table.
-- Rodney Dangerfield "Wise men learn more from fools, than fools from the wise." (Anonymous) Minds are like parachutes - they only function when open.
-- Thomas Dewar "Friends can help each other. A true friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself--and especially to feel. Or, not feel. Whatever you happen to be feeling at the moment is fine wit Many a man owes his success to his first wife and his second wife to his success.
-- Jim Backus Business and Economy "I couldn't find the sports car of my dreams, so I built it myself." (Dr. Ferdinand Porsche) I am beginning to suspect all elaborate and special systems of education. They seem to me to be
built upon the supposition that every child is a kind of idiot who must be taught to think.
-- Anne S Those parts of the system that you can hit with a hammer (not advised) are called hardware;
those program instructions that you can only curse at are called software.
-- Unknown author, Levitating T Business and Economy
The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone and no one is going
to make fun of you.
-- Woody Allen Marriage is a thing which puts a ring on a woman's finger and two under the man's eyes. They will say you are on the wrong road, if it is your own.
-- Antonio Porchi Love is shown in your deeds, not in your words.
-- Fr. Jerome Cummings "Conform and be dull." (J. Frank Doble) Business and Economy A university professor set an examination question in which he asked what is the difference
between ignorance and apathy. The professor had to give an A+ to a student who answered: I
don't know and Change before you have to.
-- Jack Welch The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing -- and then marry him.
-- Cher Business and Economy
He can compress the most words into the smallest idea of any man I know.
- Abraham Lincoln Curiosity will conquer fear even more than bravery will.
-- James Stephens All science is concerned with the relationship of cause and effect. Each scientific discovery
increases man's ability to predict the consequences of his actions and thus his ability to control
futur Few men have virtue to withstand the highest bidder.
-- George Washington The right to swing my fist ends where the other man's nose begins.
- Oliver Wendell Holmes Business and Economy I have noticed that nothing I have never said ever did me any harm.
-- Calvin Coolidge Silence is as full of potential wisdom and wit as the unhewn marble of a great sculpture.
-- Aldous Huxley Live truth instead of professing it.
-- Elbert Hubbard Business and Economy
The difference between pornography and erotica is lighting.
-- Gloria Leonard The person who is slowest in making a promise is most faithful in its performance.
-- Jean-Jacques Rousseau "Now that we have everything we need, we discover that there is almost nothing that we have that we want." (John Cage, M, Writings 1967 - 1972) "This is slavery, not to speak one's thought." (Euripides) Courage: doing what you're afraid to do. There can be no courage unless you're scared.
-- Eddie Rickenbacker Business and Economy Never give up, for that is just the place and time that the tide will turn.
-- Harriet Beecher Stowe "If all men knew what others say of them, there would not be four friends in the world." (Blaise Pascal) There are three great friends: an old wife, an old dog, and ready money.
-- Benjamin Franklin Business and Economy
"Do you know that places only yield up their secrets, their most profound mysteries, to those who are just passing through?" (Salman Rushdie, The Moor's Last Sigh) If you never want to see a man again, say, "I love you, I want to marry you, I want to have children..." - they leave skid marks. -- Rita Rudner Ah Mozart! He was happily married - but his wife wasn't.
-- Victor Borge "Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." (Albert Einstein) "So little done, so much to do." (Cecil Rhodes) Business and Economy I have been attacked by Rush Limbaugh on the air, an experience somewhat akin to being
gummed by a newt. It doesn't actually hurt, but it leaves you with slimy stuff on your ankle.
-- Molly Ivins The theory used to be you marry an older man because they are more mature. The new theory is
that men don't mature. So you might as well marry a younger one.
-- Anonymous With this ring I thee wed, with my body I thee worship, and with all my worldly good I thee endow.
-- Wedding Vow, Book of Common Prayer Business and Economy
What do you take me for, an idiot?
- General Charles de Gaulle (1890-1970), when a journalist asked him if he was happy "The monster a child knows best and is most concerned with [is] the monster he feels or fears himself to be. " (Bruno Bettelheim, child psychologist) Maybe this world is another planet's hell.
-- Aldous Huxley The secret of success is to know something nobody else knows.
- Aristotle Onassis Ah Mozart! He was happily married - but his wife wasn't.
-- Victor Borge Business and Economy "Every act of violence increases the recruitment of terrorists. Iraq has been turned into a base of terror." (Noam Chomsky, from The Toronto Star, March 23, 2004) Never be unfaithful to a lover, except with your wife.
-- P. J. O'Rourke "I either want less corruption, or more chance to participate in it." (Ashleigh Brilliant) Business and Economy
Marriage was all a woman's idea and for man's acceptance of the pretty yoke, it becomes us to
be grateful.
-- Phyllis McGinley "Careful?! Was my mother careful when she stabbed me in the heart with a coat hanger while I was still in the womb?" (Trey Parker) Friends need not agree in everything or go always together, or have no comparable other
friendships of the same intimacy. On the contrary, in friendship union is more about ideal things:
and in that "Mothers spend a lifetime excising from their sons the influence of their fathers." (Arthur Lotti) "One may sometimes tell a lie, but the grimace that accompanies it tells the truth." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Business and Economy The most happy marriage I can imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind
woman.
-- S. T. Coleridge Marriage resembles a pair of shears, so joined that they cannot be separated; often moving in
opposite directions, yet always punishing any one who comes between them.
-- Sydney Smith It takes two to speak truth --One to speak, and another to hear.
-- Henry David Thoreau Business and Economy
Democracy is a form of government in which it is permitted to wonder aloud what the country
could do under first-class management.
-- Senator Soaper Humor is the first of the gifts to perish in a foreign tongue.
-- Virginia Woolf Happiness, it is said, is seldom found by those who seek it, and never by those who seek it for
themselves.
-- F. Emerson Andrews "The first duty of a revolutionary is to get away with it." (Abbie Hoffman) Music is the art of thinking with sounds.
-- Jules Combarieu Business and Economy The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone and no one is going
to make fun of you.
-- Woody Allen Nothing is wrong with California that a rise in the ocean level wouldn't cure.
- Ross MacDonald "What is most appealing about young folks, after all, is the changes, not the still photograph of finished character but the movie, the soul in flux." (Thomas Pynchon) Business and Economy
Courage: doing what you're afraid to do. There can be no courage unless you're scared.
-- Eddie Rickenbacker No other success can compensate for failure in the home.
-- David O. McKay, Encyclopedia of Mormonism, Advice to parents at General Conference of he
LDS Church, April, 1964 I figure you have the same chance of winning the lottery whether you play or not.
-- Fran Lebowitz This delivery driver carries no money. His wife has it all. Whenever I date a guy, I think, is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with?
-- Rita Rudner Business and Economy "I love to doubt as well as know." (Dante Alighieri, 1265-1321) When people talk, listen completely. Most people never listen.
-- Ernest Hemingway The best reason I can think of for not running for President of the United States is that you have
to shave twice a day.
-- Adlai Stevenson Business and Economy
