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The church is the great lost and found department.
-- Robert Short Well, I think that it's a- it's had some difficult times but I think we have- we, I think, have been able
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- Martin Fraquhar Tupper People say "I want peace." If you remove I {ego}, and your want {desire}, you are left with peace.
-- Satya Sai Baba "True friends, like diamonds, are precious and rare. False friends, like autumn leaves, are found everywhere." (Anonymous) Computers and Internet "Plato was a bore." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "You are rewarding a teacher poorly if you remain always a pupil." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "The last of the human freedoms is to choose one's attitude in any given set of circumstances." (Viktor E. Frankl) Computers and Internet
"Thanks to my solid academic training, today I can write hundreds of words on virtually any topic without possessing a shred of information, which is how I got a good job in journalism." (Dave Barry) Jimmy Carter as President is like Truman Capote marrying Dolly Parton. The job is just too big for him. -- Rich Little Celestial navigation is based on the premise that the Earth is the center of the universe. The
premise is wrong, but the navigation works. An incorrect model can be a useful tool.
-- Kelvin Throop I Familiarity breeds contempt -- and children.
-- Mark Twain "Gifts must affect the receiver to the point of shock." (Walter Benjamin) Computers and Internet "A true friend stabs you in the front." (Oscar Wilde) The most happy marriage I can imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind
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-- S. T. Coleridge "And on the seventh day, God stepped back and said 'There is my creation, perfect in every way ... oh, damn it, I left pot all over the place. Now they'll think I want them to smoke it. Now I have to Computers and Internet
A great deal of talent is lost to the world for want of a little courage. Every day sends to their
graves obscure men whom timidity prevented from making a first effort.
-- Sydney Smith "Great spirits have always found violent opposition from mediocrities. The latter cannot understand it when a man does not thoughtlessly submit to hereditary prejudices but honestly and courageously u I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting.
-- Mark Twain The mind has exactly the same power as the hands: not merely to grasp the world, but to change
it.
-- Colin Wilson We know the truth, not only by the reason, but also by the heart.
-- Blaise Pascal, Thoughts, Chap. x. 1., Translated by O. W. Wight Computers and Internet We need a president who's fluent in at least one language.
-- Buck Henry blah blah blah blah blah "This is the way the world ends: not with a bang, but a whimper." (Thomas Stearns Eliot, aka T. S. Eliot) _end]
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"Hello Kitty is an icon that doesn't stand for a Someone once asked me why women don't gamble as much as men do and I gave the
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"True friendship is like sound health; the value of it is seldom known until it is lost." (Charles Caleb Colton) Acting is the most minor of gifts and not a very high-class way to earn a living. After all, Shirley
Temple could do it at the age of four.
-- Katharine Hepburn He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death.
- H. H. Munro (Saki) Grow old with me! The best is yet to be!
-- Robert Browning "In all affairs it's a healthy thing now and then to hang a question mark on the things you have long taken for granted." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) Computers and Internet If ever two were one, then surely we.
If ever man were loved by wife, then thee.
-- Anne Bradstreet If I have not seen as far as others, it is because giants were standing on my shoulders.
-- Hal Abelson "Humans beings can always be relied upon to assert, with vigor, their god-given right to be stupid." (Dean Koontz, Seize the Night) Computers and Internet
I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it.
-- Groucho Marx blah "The length of this document defends it well against the risk of its being read." (Sir Winston Churchill, 1874-1965) If everybody is thinking alike, then somebody isn't thinking.
-- George S. Patton, Jr. The majority of husbands remind me of an orangutan trying to play the violin.
-- Honore de Balzac Consequences, schmonsequences, as long as I'm rich!
-- Chuck Jones-directed cartoon Computers and Internet Not knowing when the dawn will come, I open every door.
-- Emily Dickinson Love matches are made by people who are content, for a month of honey, to condemn
themselves to a life of vinegar.
-- Countess of Blessington Use your own best judgment at all times.
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When one is trying to do something beyond his known powers it is useless to seek the approval
of friends. Friends are at their best in moments of defeat.
-- Henry Miller Most rock journalism is people who can't write interviewing people who can't talk for people who
can't read.
-- Frank Zappa The wages of sin are death, but by the time taxes are taken out, it's just sort of a tired feeling.
-- Paula Poundstone Any man who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has not heart; and any man who is over 30, and is
not a conservative, has no brains.
-- Winston Churchill The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity. But not in that order.
-- Brian Pickrell Computers and Internet Each friend represents a world in us, a world possibly not born until they arrive.
-- Anaïs Nin University politics are vicious precisely because the stakes are so small.
- Henry Kissinger That's the way things come clear. All of a sudden. And then you realize how obvious they've been
all along.
-- Madeleine L'Engle Computers and Internet
The difference between literature and journalism is that journalism is unreadable and literature is
not read.
-- Oscar Wilde They gave me a book of checks. They didn't ask for any deposits.
-- Joe Early, Congressman (D-Mass), at a press conference to answer questions about the
House Bank scandal "If you want to make enemies, try to change something." (Woodrow Wilson, 28th US president, 1856-1924) "The most exciting attractions are between two opposites that never meet." (Andy Warhol) The wise see knowledge and action as one; they see truly.
-- Bhagava Gita Computers and Internet All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream.
-- Edgar Allan Poe Chase after the truth like all hell and you'll free yourself, even though you never touch its
coattails.
-- Clarence Darrow We think caged birds sing, when indeed they cry.
-- John Webster Computers and Internet
If I had only known, I would have been a locksmith.
-- Albert Einstein It destroys one's nerves to be amiable everyday to the same human being.
-- Benjamin Disraeli Live out of your imagination, not your history.
-- Stephen Covey "If it doesn't matter who wins or loses, then why do they keep score?" (Vince Lombardi) The executive exists to make sensible exceptions to general rules.
-- Elting E. Morison Computers and Internet I think, therefore I'm single.
-- Female philosopher "Sometimes I think it's another sign of the sad necessity of our crowded, lonely lives, an urgent hopeless reaching out to touch something real, a deep hunger for something authentic when everything s Education is the state-controlled manufacture of echoes.
-- Norman Douglas Computers and Internet
It is wrong to think that love comes from long companionship and persevering courtship. Love is
the offspring of spiritual affinity and unless that affinity is created in a moment, it will not be
cr In the blithe days of honeymoon,
With Kate's allurements smitten,
I lov'd her late, I lov'd her soon,
And call'd her dearest kitten.
But now my kitten's grown a cat,
And cross like other wives.
He who laughs last thinks slowest.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker Character may be manifested in the great moments, but it is made in the small ones.
-- Phillip Brooks Many a wife thinks her husband is the world's greatest lover. But she can never catch him at it. Computers and Internet We had a lot in common. I loved him and he loved him.
-- Shelley Winters A man who has never made a woman angry is a failure in life.
-- Christopher Morley "Great spirits have always faced voilent protest from mediocre minds." (Albert Einstein) Computers and Internet
An ideal wife is one who remains faithful to you but tries to be just as charming as if she weren't.
-- Sacha Guitry Seeing much, suffering much, and studying much, are the three pillars of learning.
-- Benjamin Disraeli We make our friends; we make our enemies; but God makes our next door neighbour.
-- G. K. Chesterton For most of history, Anonymous was a woman.
-- Virginia Woolf "People expect a certain reaction from a business, and when you pleasantly exceed those expectations, you've somehow passed an important psychological threshold." (Richard Thalheimer, president, The Computers and Internet Everyone believes very easily whatever they fear or desire.
-- Jean de La Fontaine "I have realized that the past and future are real illusions, that they exist in the present, which is what there is and all there is." (Alan Watts) The more I know about people, the better I like my dog.
-- Mark Twain Computers and Internet
He who has lost honor can lose nothing more.
-- Publilius Syrus It's never too late to have a happy childhood.
-- Tom Robbins, Still Life With Woodpecker You have to walk carefully in the beginning of love; the running across fields into your lover's
arms can only come later when you're sure they won't laugh if you trip.
-- Jonathan Carroll, Outside Matters of religion should never be matters of controversy. We neither argue with a lover about
his taste, not condemn him, if we are just, for knowing so human a passion.
-- George Santayana The average person thinks he isn't.
- Father Larry Lorenzoni Computers and Internet Hegel was right when he said that we learn from history that man can never learn anything from
history.
-- George Bernard Shaw "Courage is doing what you're afraid to do. There can be no courage unless you're scared." (Eddie Rickenbacker) Marriage is like a box of chocolates. You have to squeeze a few bottoms to make sure you like
what you are getting.
-- Anonymous Computers and Internet
