Embreonix - The graduate enterprise programme at the University of Abertay offering graduate and student business incubation facilities.
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One World Centre Dundee - An education and resource base for Global and Third World studies with a wide range of information for use in schools and the community.
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Nature gave men two ends - one to sit on and one to think with. Ever since then man's success or
failure has been dependent on the one he used most.
-- George R. Kirkpatrick "Humanity has won its battle. Liberty now has a country." (Marquis de Lafayette) We're our own dragons as well as our own heroes, and we have to rescue ourselves from
ourselves.
-- Tom Robbins "To make the individual uncomfortable, that is my task." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) And now, in keeping with Channel 40's policy of always bringing you the latest in blood and guts,
in living color, you're about to see another first -- an attempted suicide.
-- Chris Hubbock, who sh Education In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: It goes on.
-- Robert Frost "Are you bored with life? Then throw yourself into some work you believe in with all your heart, live for it, die for it, and you will find happiness that you had thought could never be yours." (Dale Marriage certificate is just another word for a work permit. Education
Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.
-- Albert Einstein blah "The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants." (Thomas Jefferson) "Thanks to my solid academic training, today I can write hundreds of words on virtually any topic without possessing a shred of information, which is how I got a good job in journalism." (Dave Barry) Books, like friends, should be few and well chosen.
-- Samuel Paterson Love is blind -- marriage is the eye-opener.
-- Pauline Thomason Education I do not see the EEC as a great love affair. It is more like nine desperate middle-ages couples with failing marriages meeting at a Brussels hotel for a group grope. -- Tynan Patriotism is the virtue of the vicious.
-- Oscar Wilde "I'm basically an optimist in life but this doesn't prevent me from deducing as a scientist that we are probably doomed." (Vladimir Chaloupka, physicist, University of Washington, regarding mankind's Education
To be or not to be isn't the question. The question is how to prolong being.
-- Tom Robbins What would you attempt if you knew you could not fail?
-- Robert Schuller "There is only one success: to be able to spend your life in your own way, and not to give others absurd maddening claims upon it." (Christopher Darlington Morley) To be able to say how much love, is love but little.
-- Petrarch Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get
money from it.
-- Stephen Leacock Education There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics.
-- Benjamin Disraeli A new idea is delicate. It can be killed by a sneer or a yawn; it can be stabbed to death by a joke
or worried to death by a frown on the right person's brow.
-- Charles Brower Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and those inside
desperate to get out.
-- Michel de Montaigne Education
The grand aim of all science is to cover the greatest number of empirical facts by logical
deduction from the smallest number of hypotheses or axioms.
-- Albert Einstein Love is blind -- marriage is the eye-opener.
-- Pauline Thomason However, never daunted, I will cope with adversity in my usual manner...sulking and nausea.
-- Tom K. Ryan "All women love the men they fear. All women kiss the hand that rules them." (Lionel Atwill) The right to swing my fist ends where the other man's nose begins.
- Oliver Wendell Holmes Education When I am working on a problem I never think about beauty. I only think about how to solve the
problem. But when I have finished, if the solution is not beautiful, I know it is wrong.
- Buckminster "I have never met a man so ignorant that I couldn't learn something from him." (Galileo Galilei) I just need enough to tide me over until I need more.
-- Bill Hoest Education
"Self confidence is the first requisite to great undertakings." (Samuel Johnson) Marriage is like a violin. After the music is over, you still have the strings.
-- Anonymous If you want anything done well, do it yourself. This is why most people laugh at their own jokes.
-- Bob Edwards "Beauty without expression is boring." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) "There is only one thing more painful than learning from experience and that is not learning from experience." (Archibald McLeish) Education Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can
never tell.
-- Joan Crawford Marriage is a lottery, but you can't tear up your ticket if you lose.
-- F. M. Knowles Food, one assumes, provides nourishment; but Americans eat it fully aware that small amounts of
poison have been added to improve its appearance and delay its putrefaction.
-- John Cage Education
Whether you think that you can, or that you can't, you are usually right.
-- Henry Ford Let the refining and improving of your own life keep you so busy that you have little time to
criticize others.
-- H. Jackson Brown For best results: wash in cold water separately, hang dry and iron with warm iron. For not so good
results: drag behind car through puddles, blow-dry on roofrack.
-- Laundry instructions on a shirt Moderation is a fatal thing. Nothing succeeds like excess.
-- Oscar Wilde We can say 'Peace on Earth,' we can sing about it, preach about it or pray about it, but if we have
not internalized the mythology to make it happen inside us, then it will not be.
-- Betty Shabazz Education It is not because things are difficult that we do not dare; it is because we do not dare that they are
difficult.
-- Seneca There are three types of people in this world: Those who can count, and those who can't.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker "A bore is a man who, when you ask him how he is, tells you." (Bert Leston Taylor) Education
His ignorance is encyclopedic
- Abba Eban I choose a block of marble and chop off whatever I don't need.
-- Francois-Auguste Rodin, when asked how he managed to make his remarkable statues A person starts to live when he can live outside himself.
-- Albert Einstein A husband is a guy who tells you when you've got on too much lipstick and helps you with your
girdle when your hips stick.
-- Ogden Nash "To educate educators! But the first ones must educate themselves! And for these I write." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Education "Those that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety." (Benjamin Franklin) I don't even butter my bread; I consider that cooking.
-- Katherine Cebrian "Your children are not your children. They are sons and daughters of life's longing for itself. They come through you but not from you. And though they are with you, they belong not to you. You may gi Education
"People drag their progeny around with them like a ball and chain, like some terrible deadweight that hinders their every move - and that, as often as not, effectively winds up killing them." (Michel Free will is a golden thread running through the frozen matrix of fixed events.
-- Robert A. Heinlein _The Rolling Stones_ Being in therapy is great. I spend an hour just talking about myself. It's kinda like being the guy on
a date.
-- Caroline Rhea All over Washington today, the politicians and the power brokers are happy. In fact, if you listen
closely, you can hear the sound of champagne corks popping.
-- Paul Jacob, Term Limits Executive Di We are not in a position in which we have nothing to work with. We already have capacities,
talents, direction, missions, callings.
-- Abraham Maslow Education Men are strong only so long as they represent a strong idea. They become powerless when they
oppose it.
-- Sigmund Freud Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not
there, I go to work.
-- Robert Orben Genius has somewhat of the infantine; But of the childish not a touch or taint.
-- Robert Browning Education
The average, healthy, well-adjusted adult gets up at seven-thirty in the morning feeling just plain
terrible.
-- Jean Kerr What kills a skunk is the publicity it gives itself.
-- Abraham Lincoln My wife submits and I obey; she always lets me have her way. It destroys one's nerves to be amiable everyday to the same human being.
-- Benjamin Disraeli Marriage is a lottery in which men stake their liberty and women their happiness.
-- Madame de Rieux Education Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the
really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.
-- Mark Twain It was very good of God to let Carlyle and Mrs Carlyle marry one another and so make only two people miserable instead of four, besides being very amusing. The first duty of love is to listen.
-- Paul Tillich Education
It is not because things are difficult that we do not dare; it is because we do not dare that they are
difficult.
-- Seneca Conceit causes more conversation than wit.
-- LaRouchefoucauld Politics have no relation to morals.
-- Niccolo Machiavelli To decide, to be at the level of choice, is to take responsibility for your life and to be in control of
your life.
-- Abbie M. Dale Love is temporary insanity curable by marriage.
-- Ambrose Bierce Education It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating.
-- Oscar Wilde Dishonor will not trouble me, once I am dead.
-- Euripides Perfection is achieved, not when there is nothing more to add, but when there is nothing left to
take away.
- Antoine de Saint Exupery Education
All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That is his.
-- Oscar Wilde "If I could drop dead right now, I'd be the happiest man alive." (Samuel Goldwyn) What kills a skunk is the publicity it gives itself.
-- Abraham Lincoln When Michelangelo finished the painting of the Sistine Chapel's ceiling, he spent the rest of his
life trying to remove the paint that had poured into his sleeve.
-- Francois Cavanna The opposite of a correct statement is a false statement. The opposite of a profound truth may
well be another profound truth.
- Niels Bohr Education "Small minds discuss people, average minds discuss events, great minds discuss ideas." (Anonymous) To keep your marriage brimming, with love in the wedding cup, whenever you're wrong, admit it;
whenever you're right, shut up.
-- Ogden Nash We are the echo of the future.
-- W. S. Merwin Education
