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Some people go to priests; others to poetry; I to my friends.
-- Virginia Woolf Marry not a tennis player. For love means nothing to them. In a great romance, each person plays a part the other really likes.
-- Elizabeth Ashley "The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore, all progress depends on the unreasonable man." (George Bernard Shaw) To be able to say how much love, is love but little.
-- Petrarch Radio A man in the house is worth two in the street.
-- Mae West Laugh and the world laughs with you. Snore and you sleep alone.
-- Anthony Burgess "One of the advantages of being disorderly is that one is constantly making exciting discoveries." (A. A. Milne) Radio
blah "The length of this document defends it well against the risk of its being read." (Sir Winston Churchill, 1874-1965) Colleges are places where pebbles are polished and diamonds are dimmed.
-- Robert G. Ingersoll, (seen attributed to "R.S. Ingersoll" - a typo?) In the halls of justice, the only justice is in the halls.
-- Lenny Bruce English Law prohibits a man from marrying his mother-in-law. This is our idea of useless legislation. "A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool." (William Shakespeare) Radio "When I was four years old they tried to test my IQ, they showed me this picture of three oranges and a pear. They asked me which one is different and does not belong, they taught me different was wro Substitute "damn" every time you're inclined to write "very"; your editor will delete it and the
writing will be just as it should be.
-- Mark Twain Two souls with but a single thought,
Two hearts that beat as one.
-- Fredrich Halm Radio
It is always incomprehensible to a man that a woman should ever refuse an offer of marriage.
-- Jane Austen "The great aim of education is not knowledge but action." (Herbert Spencer) A lover tries to stand in well with the pet dog of the house.
-- Moliere "Defeat the fear of death and welcome the death of fear." (G. Gordon Liddy) Prejudice is the child of ignorance.
-- William Hazlitt Radio Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you
underneath. At night, the ice weasels come.
-- Matt Groening, Love is Hell You'd be surprised how much it costs to look this cheap.
-- Dolly Parton A husband is a guy who tells you when you've got on too much lipstick and helps you with your
girdle when your hips stick.
-- Ogden Nash Radio
The trouble with our times is that the future is not what it used to be.
-- Paul Valery Many a man that could rule a hundherd millyon sthrangers with an ir'n hand is careful to take off
his shoes in the front hallway whin he comes home late at night.
-- Finley Peter Dunne, Mr. Dooley O Disbelief in magic can force a poor soul into believing in government and business.
-- Tom Robbins 'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart.
-- ee cummings Of the seven dwarves, only Dopey had a shaven face. This should tell us something about the
custom of shaving.
-- Tom Robbins, Skinny Legs and All Radio If we do not maintain Justice, Justice will not maintain us.
-- Francis Bacon What if it was cats who invented technology... would they have tv shows starring rubber sqeak
toys?
-- Douglas Coupland The remarkable thing about television is that it permits several million people to laugh at the same
joke and still feel lonely.
-- T. S. Eliot Radio
"A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized." (Fred Allen) "If a man does not make new acquaintances as he advances through life, he will soon find himself left alone. A man, sir, should keep his friendship in a constant repair." (Samuel Johnson) Before God we are all equally wise - and equally foolish.
-- Albert Einstein He who conquers himself is the mightiest warrior.
-- Confucius "I think all great innovations are built on rejections." (Louis-Ferdinand Céline) Radio The reason most people play golf is to wear clothes they would not be caught dead in otherwise.
-- Roger Simon "When I was four years old they tried to test my IQ, they showed me this picture of three oranges and a pear. They asked me which one is different and does not belong, they taught me different was wro Nuns: Women who marry God. If they divorce Him, do they get half the universe? Radio
If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism of one, go ahead, get
married.
-- Katharine Hepburn "Good taste is the first refuge of the non-creative. It is the last-ditch stand of the artist." (Marshall McLuhan) And gain is gain, however small.
-- Robert Browning Natural ability without education has more often attained to glory and virtue than education
without natural ability.
Cicero (106 BC - 43 BC) Love matches are made by people who are content, for a month of honey, to condemn
themselves to a life of vinegar.
-- Countess of Blessington Radio If ever I get married again it would have to be under an anaesthetic.
-- Marie Tonkin Discovery consists of looking at the same thing as everyone else does and thinking something
different.
-- Albert Szent-Gyorgyi, 1937 Nobel Prize in Physiology and Medicine May you be too good for the world and not good enough for your wife. Radio
There's many a bestseller that could have been prevented by a good teacher.
-- Flannery O'Connor "Everybody knows that if you are too careful, you become so occupied in being careful that you are sure to stumble over something." (Gertrude Stein) After finding no qualified candidates for the position of principal, the school board is extremely
pleased to announce the appointment of David Steele to the post.
-- Philip Streifer, Superintendent A small family is soon provided for.
-- English Proverb Thanksgiving is so called because we are all so thankful that it only comes once a year.
-- P. J. O'Rourke Radio Never be possessive. If a female friend lets on that she is going out with another man, be kind
and understanding. If she says she would like to go out with the Dallas Cowboys, including the
coachin When a friend is in trouble, don't annoy him by asking if there is anything you can do. Think up
something appropriate and do it.
-- E. W. Howe Prejudice is the child of ignorance.
-- William Hazlitt Radio
I would venture to guess that Anon, who wrote so many poems without signing them, was often a
woman.
-- Virginia Woolf "A thing of beauty is a joy forever." (John Keats) Women are like tea bags; put them in hot water and they get stronger.
-- Eleanor Roosevelt "When a girl marries, she exchanges the attentions of all the other men of her acquaintance for the inattention of just one." (Helen Rowland) "Dear World, I am leaving because I am bored. I feel I have lived long enough. I am leaving you with your worries in this sweet cesspool. Good luck." (George Sanders, suicide note) Radio The backbone of surprise is fusing speed with secrecy.
- Von Clausewitz "I am convinced that it is not the fear of death, of our lives ending that haunts our sleep so much as the fear ... that as far as the world is concerned, we might as well never have lived." (Rabbi H I do not see the EEC as a great love affair. It is more like nine desperate middle-ages couples with failing marriages meeting at a Brussels hotel for a group grope. -- Tynan Radio
Here's a toast to your new bride who has everything a girl could want in her life, except for good
taste in men!
-- Wedding Toast No man should marry until he has studied anatomy and dissected at least one woman. -- Honore de Balzac "The happy people are failures because they are on such good terms with themselves they don't give a damn." (Agatha Christie) They have come up with a perfect understanding. He won't try to run her life, and he won't try to
run his, either.
-- Anonymous 2,400,000 Americans play the accordian - hopefully not at the same time.
-- inside of a Pepsi cap Radio It was a day like this Marco Polo left for China. What are your plans for today?
--Loesje Give me a museum and I'll fill it.
-- Pablo Picasso "The great aim of education is not knowledge but action." (Herbert Spencer) Radio
"The greatest dangers to liberty lurk in insidious encroachment by men of zeal, well meaning, but without understanding." (Louis Brandeis) "The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants." (Thomas Jefferson) Egotist: a person more interested in himself than in me.
- Ambrose Bierce If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be called research, would it?
-- Albert Einstein An understanding heart is everything is a teacher, and cannot be esteemed highly enough. One
looks back with appreciation to the brilliant teachers, but with gratitude to those who touched our
human Radio The President has kept all of the promises he intended to keep.
- Clinton aide George Stephanopolous speaking on Larry King Live "I was born and raised with crocodiles; they are a piece of cake. But kids are so ... unpredictable." (Steve Irwin, "Crocodile Hunter") Working mothers are guinea pigs in a scientific experiment to show that sleep is not necessary to human life. Radio
I can't understand why people are frightened of new ideas. I'm frightened of the old ones.
-- John Cage I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting.
-- Mark Twain Democracy is the recurrent suspicion that more than half of the people are right more than half of
the time.
-- E. B. White Having a family is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain.
-- Martin Mull Here's a toast to your new bride who has everything a girl could want in her life, except for good
taste in men!
-- Wedding Toast Radio Death does not concern us, because as long as we exist, death is not here. And when it does
come, we no longer exist.
-- Epicurus As a man thinketh in his heart, so is he.
-- Proverbs 23:7 What kills a skunk is the publicity it gives itself.
-- Abraham Lincoln Radio
