"He who can, does. He who cannot, teaches." (George Bernard Shaw) And now, in keeping with Channel 40's policy of always bringing you the latest in blood and guts,
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-- Chris Hubbock, who sh What if it was cats who invented technology... would they have tv shows starring rubber sqeak
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-- Douglas Coupland Teaching is not a lost art, but the regard for it is a losttradition.
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to the world.
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- Friedrich Nietzsche Science and Environment
In the case of good books, the point is not to see how many of them you can get through, but how
many can get through to you.
-- Mortimer J. Adler The lover knows much more about absolute good and universal beauty than any logician or
theologian, unless the latter, too, be lovers in disguise.
-- George Santayana "Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships." (Sharon Stone) Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind.
-- Albert Einstein One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is
terribly important.
- Bertrand Russell
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A little inaccuracy sometimes saves a ton Science and Environment The greatest discovery of my generation is that human beings can alter their lives by altering their
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-- John Adams, dying words Love is an ideal thing, marriage a real thing; a confusion of the real with the ideal never goes
unpunished.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Science and Environment
I was nauseous and tingly all over... I was either in love or I had smallpox.
-- Woody Allen Beneath the rule of men entirely great, / The pen is mightier than the sword.
-- Edward Robert Bulwer-Lytton, Richelieu, II. ii The great tragedy of science, the slaying of a beautiful theory by an ugly fact.
-- Thomas Henry Huxley A hippo does not have a sting in its tail, but a wise man would still rather be sat on by a bee.
-- Polish proverb "It is awfully easy to be hard-boiled about everything in the daytime, but at night it is another thing." (Ernest Hemingway, The Sun Also Rises) Science and Environment I figure you have the same chance of winning the lottery whether you play or not.
-- Fran Lebowitz I shall not waste my days in trying to prolong them.
- Ian L. Fleming "No one lies so boldly as the man who is indignant." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Science and Environment
Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils.
-- Hector Louis Berlioz I think of my wife and I think of Lot, and I think of the lucky break he got. What's new? Most of my wife. I believe in equality for everyone, except reporters and photographers.
-- Gandhi We're our own dragons as well as our own heroes, and we have to rescue ourselves from
ourselves.
-- Tom Robbins Science and Environment When I am working on a problem I never think about beauty. I only think about how to solve the
problem. But when I have finished, if the solution is not beautiful, I know it is wrong.
-- Buckminster "I run to see who has the most guts." (Steve Roland Prefontaine) The charm of history and its enigmatic lesson consist in the fact that, from age to age, nothing
changes and yet everything is completely different.
-- Aldous Huxley Science and Environment
Better keep yourself clean and bright; you are the window through which you must see the world.
-- George Bernard Shaw Practice random acts of kindness and sensless acts of beauty.
-- Adair Lara "You exist only in what you do." (Federico Fellini) Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow. The important thing is not to stop
questioning.
-- Albert Einstein The important thing is not to stop questioning. Curiosity has its own reason for existing. One
cannot help but be in awe when he contemplates the mysteries of eternity, of life, of the
marvelous str Science and Environment "Ten people who speak make more noise than ten thousand who are silent." (Napoleon Bonaparte) Drink to me.
-- Pablo Picasso, dying words The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work.
-- ROBERT FROST Science and Environment
"Education is a vacine for violence." (Edward James Olmos) Imagination is the highest kite one can fly.
-- Lauren Bacall Our schools have been scientifically designed to prevent over-education from happening. [...] The
average American (should be) content with their humble role in life, because they're not tempted
to "The act of policing is, in order to punish less often, to punish more severely." (Napoleon Bonaparte) "One of the good things about low self-esteem is never having rain hit you in the face." (John A. Simone Jr.) Science and Environment There are three great friends: an old wife, an old dog, and ready money.
-- Benjamin Franklin All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusion is called a philosopher.
- Ambrose Bierce To realize that you do not understand is a virtue;
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--Lao-Tzu, "Tao Teh Ching" Science and Environment
Men have become the tools of their tools.
-- Henry David Thoreau Dear Mrs, Mr, Miss, or Mr and Mrs Daneeka: Words cannot express the deep personal grief I experienced when your husband, son, father or brother was killed, wounded, or reported missing in action. -- C "I'm basically an optimist in life but this doesn't prevent me from deducing as a scientist that we are probably doomed." (Vladimir Chaloupka, physicist, University of Washington, regarding mankind's Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it, misdiagnosing it, and then misapplying the
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-- Groucho Marx Problems worthy of attack prove their worth by fighting back.
- Paul Erdos Science and Environment A behaviorist is someone who pulls habits out of rats.
-- Anonymous Anything is possible, but only a few things actually happen.
-- Richard Rosen A hippo does not have a sting in its tail, but a wise man would still rather be sat on by a bee.
-- Polish proverb Science and Environment
All you need is love.
-- The Beatles, song title Even overweight cats instinctively know the cardinal rule: when fat, arrange yourself in slim
poses.
-- John Weitz, American Designer One cannot think well, love well, sleep well, if one has not dined well.
-- Virginia Woolf Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not
there, I go to work.
-- Robert Orben We do not remember days; we remember moments.
-- Anonymous Science and Environment A straight line is the shortest in morals as in mathematics.
-- Maria Edgeworth A multiple personality is in a certain sense normal.
-- George H. Mead Someday is not a day of the week.
-- Anon. Science and Environment
We had a lot in common. I loved him and he loved him.
-- Shelley Winters "College professors are the people who can't hack it in the real world." (William Thomas) Most people are more comfortable with old problems than with new solutions.
-- Anonymous Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parent, gobble their food, and tyrannize their
teachers.
-- Socrates God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.
-- Voltaire Science and Environment An act of love that fails is just as much a part of the divine life as an act of love that succeeds, for
love is measured by fullness, not by reception.
-- Harold Loukes Familiarity breeds contempt -- and children.
-- Mark Twain If you can't get rid of the skeleton in your closet, you'd best teach it to dance.
- George Bernard Shaw Science and Environment
"Being born is like being kidnapped. And then sold into slavery." (Andy Warhol) "It is far better to be alone, than to be in bad company." (George Washington) "Listen, or your tongue will make you deaf." (Native American Proverb) Life is no brief candle to me. It is a sort of splendid torch which I have got a hold of for the
moment, and I want to make it burn as brightly as possible before handing it on to future
generations The instinct of nearly all societies is to lock up anybody who is truly free. First, society begins by
trying to beat you up. If this fails, they try to poison you. If this fails too, the finish by l Science and Environment It doesn't much signify whom one marries, for one is sure to find out next morning it was
someone else.
-- Rogers To travel hopefully is a better thing than to arrive, and the true success is to labour.
-- Robert L. Stevenson You have a cough? Go home tonight, eat a whole box of Ex-Lax--tomorrow you'll be afraid to
cough.
-- Pearl Williams Science and Environment
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enough chance to love you enough.
-- Dinah Shore A teacher is one who makes himself progressively unnecessary.
-- Thomas Carruthers There are times when parenthood seems nothing but feeding the mouth that bites you.
-- Peter De Vries Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it.
-- George Santayana Science and Environment A man must marry only a very pretty woman in case he should ever want some other man to take
her off his hands.
-- Sacha Guitry The most exciting attractions are between two opposites that never meet.
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