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People need loving the most when they deserve it the least.
-- John Harrigan Nothing average ever stood as a monument to progress. When progress is looking for a partner it
doesn't turn to those who believe they are only average. It turns instead to those who are forever
sea Being on the tightrope is living; everything else is waiting.
-- Karl Wallenda "Things do not change, we change." (Henry David Thoreau) I've always thought that underpopulated countries in Africa are vastly underpolluted.
-- Lawrence Summers, chief economist of the World Bank, explaining why we should export toxic
wastes to Third Wo Transport "It is easier to forgive an enemy than to forgive a friend." (William Blake) "I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying, dead." (Oscar Wilde) "The sickness of our times for me has been just this damn thing that everything has been getting smaller and smaller and less and less important, that the romantic spirit has dried up, that there is n Transport
"When once you have tasted flight you will always walk the earth with your eyes turned skyward: for there you have been and there you will always be." (Henry Van Dyke) "Man was born free and everywhere he is in chains." (Jean-Jacques Rousseau, French philosopher, The Social Contract) Under capitalism man exploits man; under socialism the reverse is true.
-- Polish proverb "The market is not an invention of capitalism. It has existed for centuries. It is an invention of civilization." (Mikhail Gorbachev, June 8, 1990) UGLINESS, n. A gift of the gods to certain women, entailing virtue without humility.
-- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, 1911 Transport Coffee is a beverage that puts one to sleep when not drank.
-- Alphonse Allais Argue for your limitations, and sure enough they're yours.
- Richard Bach Seek the lofty by reading, hearing and seeing great work at some moment every day.
-- Thornton Wilder Transport
In all recorded history there has not been one economist who has had to worry about where the
next meal would come from.
-- Peter F. Drucker If there is any one proof of a man's incompetence, it is the stagnant mentality of a worker who,
doing some small routine job in a vast undertaking, does not care to look beyond the lever of a
machi The right to swing my fist ends where the other man's nose begins.
- Oliver Wendell Holmes The innkeeper loves the drunkard, but not for a son-in-law.
-- Yiddish Proverb "To be great is to be misunderstood." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) Transport It was the greatest of the imperfect ventriloquist acts: when his lips moved, her body sang.
-- Tom Robbins Once all struggle is grasped, miracles are possible.
-- Mao Tse-tung The artist is nothing without the gift, but the gift is nothing without work.
- Emile Zola Transport
Never regard study as a duty, but as the enviable opportunity to learn to know the liberating
influence of beauty in the realm of the spirit for your own personal joy and to the profit of the
commun Thank God - every morning when you get up - that you have something to do which must be
done, whether you like it or not. Being forced to work, and forced to do your best, will breed in you
a hundre Ask her to wait a moment - I am almost done.
-- Carl Friedrich Gauss, when informed that his wife was dying Now is the time for all good men to come to.
-- Walt Kelly The important thing is not to stop questioning.
-- Albert Einstein Transport blah "This is the hardest of all: to close the open hand out of love, and keep modest as a giver." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful committed citizens can change the world, indeed it is the only thing that ever has." (Margaret Mead, 1901-78) The IRS spends God knows how much of your tax money on these toll-free information hot lines
staffed by IRS employees, whose idea of a dynamite tax tip is that you should print neatly. If you
ask th Transport
The difference between a man who faces death for the sake of an idea and an imitator who goes
in search of martyrdom is that the former expresses his idea most fully in death while the latter
really "Even a stopped clock is right twice a day." (Marie von Ebner-Eschenbach) Marriage is bliss. Ignorance is bliss. Ergo...
-- Anonymous Marriage is a romance in which the heroine dies in the first chapter.
-- Cecilia Egan It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating.
- Oscar Wilde Transport The difference between literature and journalism is that journalism is unreadable and literature is
not read.
-- Oscar Wilde Wisdom is knowing what to do next; virtue is doing it.
-- David Starr Jordan If everything seems under control, you're just not going fast enough.
- Mario Andretti Transport
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.
- Albert Einstein Women: If they're not turning down your proposals for marriage, they're accusing you of
suspicious behavior in the women's lingerie changing room.
-- Cliff Clavin, character on "Cheers", U.S. Televi The greatest homage to truth is to use it.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson The difference between 'involvement' and 'commitment' is like an eggs-and-ham breakfast: the
chicken was 'involved' - the pig was 'committed'.
- unknown I didn't accept it. I received it.
-- Richard Allen, National Security Advisor to President Reagan, explaining the $1000 in cash and
two watches he was given by two Japanese journalists after he hel Transport Saying that Windows95 is equal to Macintosh is like finding a potato that looks like Jesus and
believing you've witnessed the second coming.
-- Guy Kawasaki Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parent, gobble their food, and tyrannize their
teachers.
-- Socrates America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a
chair.
-- Arnold Toynbee Transport
I am about to--or I am going to--die; either expression is used.
-- Dominique Bouhours, French grammarian, dying words "We have so little presumption that we should like to be known in the world, even to those who come after when we are no more. We have so little vanity that the esteem of five people, say six, amuses Dogma is the sacrifice of wisdom to consistency.
- Lewis Perelman If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism of one, go ahead, get
married.
-- Katharine Hepburn Count your age with friends but not with years.
-- Anonymous Transport When we honestly ask ourselves which person in our lives mean the most to us, we often find
that it is those who, instead of giving advice, solutions, or cures, have chosen rather to share our
pain Ordinary riches can be stolen, real riches cannot. In your soul are infinitely precious things that
cannot be taken from you.
-- Oscar Wilde A little girl at the wedding afterwards asked her mother why the bride changed her mind. "What
do you mean?" responded her mother. "Well, she went down the aisle with one man, and came
back with ano Transport
Trust, but verify.
-- Ronald Reagan "If a million people say a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing." (Anatole France) We can say 'Peace on Earth,' we can sing about it, preach about it or pray about it, but if we have
not internalized the mythology to make it happen inside us, then it will not be.
-- Betty Shabazz He who hesitates is a damned fool.
- Mae West Love begins with a smile, grows with a kiss, and ends with a teardrop.
-- Anonymous Transport People say "I want peace." If you remove I {ego}, and your want {desire}, you are left with peace.
-- Satya Sai Baba Look not mournfully into the Past. It comes not back again. Wisely improve the Present. It is
thine. Go forth to meet the shadowy Future, without fear, and with a manly heart.
-- Henry Wadsworth Lo There is more to life than increasing its speed.
-- Gandhi Transport
Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough.
-- Groucho Marx Hegel was right when he said that we learn from history that man can never learn anything from
history.
-- George Bernard Shaw The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious.
-- Albert Einstein Tear open packet, unfold and use.
-- Directions on moist towelette package Reading computer manuals without the hardware is a frustrating as reading sex manuals without
the software.
-- Arthur C. Clarke Transport It's important to be open-minded, but not SO open-minded that your brains fall out.
-- Rick Radebaugh Wife: The perfect acquisition for any gentleman feeling himself to have excessive control over his personal affairs. There's nothing wrong with having nothing to say -- unless you insist on saying it.
-- Anonymous Transport
Perfection is what American women expect to find in their husbands, but English women only hope to find in their butlers. -- W. Somerset Maugham "I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury." (Groucho Marx) "God is dead: but considering the state Man is in, there will perhaps be caves, for ages yet, in which his shadow will be shown." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, The Joyful Wisdom) Mistress: Something between a mister and a mattress.
-- Anonymous No man should marry until he has studied anatomy and dissected at least one woman.
-- Honore de Balzac Transport If I had only known, I would have been a locksmith.
-- Albert Einstein Moral indignation is jealousy with a halo.
- H. G. Wells "A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized." (Fred Allen) Transport
The graveyards are full of indispensable men.
- Charles de Gaulle Women want mediocre men, and men are working hard to become as mediocre as possible.
-- Margaret Mead If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be called research, would it?
-- Albert Einstein I hate work. That's why I got married.
-- Peg Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show What would you attempt if you knew you could not fail?
-- Robert Schuller Transport If absolute power corrupts absolutely, does absolute powerlessness make you pure?
-- Harry Shearer I was a pilot flying an airplane and it just so happened that where I was flying made what I was
doing spying.
-- Francis Gary Power, U-2 reconnaissance pilot held by the Soviets for spying, in an i Love is the delusion that one man or woman differs from another.
-- H. L. Mencken Transport
