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Sapphire Systems - Hardware/software support, web design, e-commerce. Provide a complete suite of products and services for individuals and small / medium businesses.
West Shaw Street Car Sales - Importing European cars. All include manufacturer's warranty.
WR & H Kelly - Bakers and confectioners in Kilmarnock, offering traditional baking from a family run business.
Craigie Inn - Inn and restaurant in Craigie village. Listing facilities and sample menus.
Grange Motors - Importers of Japanese sports cars - Honda, Mazda, Mitsubishsi, Nissan, Subaru, Suzuki and Toyota. Company information, location and car lists with prices included.
Derek Slider Mobile Sandblasting Services - Includes an overview of the services on offer, plus a location map and an enquiries form.
Alchemedia Interactive Ltd - Provide web optimisation programmes for clients promoting websites via internet search engines.
Calvary Kilmarnock - Non denominational church. Includes meeting times, map, events, newsletters, photo gallery, and outline of beliefs.
London Road Medical Practice - Includes information on clinics, surgery times and staff.
Muirmill International Equestrian Centre - Offers instruction, livery services, regular shows and clinics. Details of facilities and events.
Klin Homes - New home builders and kitchen re-modellers. Includes property information and photographs of finished projects.
Computer Doctor Services - Details of the services provided along with contact information.
Ferguson School of Motoring - Includes lesson rates and contact information.
Kilmarnock and Loudoun SNP - Includes details of the Parliamentary candidate along with council and branch information.
Kilmarnock College - Includes prospectus and application form.
Elizabeth McCrindle - Locally based artist specialsing in equine portraiture and rural landscapes. Provides examples of work and information about other artists.
Kilmarnock Branch of Cats Protection - Offers voluntary cat welfare services, rescue, adoption, fostering, help with neutering and general advice.
Get-wed - Specialise in hand crafted tiaras, wedding favours and associated flower arrangements. Listing services, prices and ideas.
John Baillie Computer Consultants. - Supplier of computer consultancy and training in use of computer software.
Engineering Tools & Consumables Ltd - Offer engineering supplies including hand tools, power tools, fasteners, bearings and conveyors. Contact details.
Central Evangelical Church - Details of a town-centre evangelical church. Contact information.
Millions long for immortality who do not know what to do with themselves on a rainy Sunday afternoon. -- Susan Ertz The only thing that holds a marriage together is the husband bein' big enough to keep his mouth shut, to step back and see where his wife is wrong. -- Archie Bunker, character on "All in the Family, Success is just a matter of attitude. -- Darcy E. Gibbons "I've never let my school interfere with my education." (Mark Twain) A real leader faces the music, even when he doesn't like the tune. -- Anonymous Kilmarnock Asking politicians to vote themselves out of power is like asking rabbits not to multiply, it ain't natural. -- Bob Beckel, on term limits, CBS This Morning, 3/30/95 Well if this is the wrong number, why did you answer it? -- James Thurber Only those who will risk going too far can possibly find out how far one can go. -- T.S. Eliot Kilmarnock Saying that Windows95 is equal to Macintosh is like finding a potato that looks like Jesus and believing you've witnessed the second coming. -- Guy Kawasaki I believe God is managing affairs and that He doesn't need any advice from me. With God in charge, I believe everything will work out for the best in the end. So what is there to worry about. -- Hen We have children because we want immortality and this is the most reliable way of getting it. -- Woodrow Wyatt Famous remarks are very seldom quoted correctly. -- Simeon Strunsky "Freedom of press is limited to those who own one." (Henry Louis Mencken) Kilmarnock I have often regretted my speech, never my silence. -- Anonymous Two souls with but a single thought, Two hearts that beat as one. -- Fredrich Halm A university is what a college becomes when the faculty loses interest in students. -- John Ciardi Kilmarnock If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate. -- Steven Wright "I am a part of all that I have met." (Alfred Lord Tennyson, 1809-1892, English poet) May the road rise to meet you. May the wind always be at your back. May the sun shine warm upon your face, the rains fall soft upon your fields and, until we meet again, may God hold you in the palm The advice your son rejected is now being given by him to your grandson. A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age. -Robert Frost (1874-1963) Kilmarnock "Mothers spend a lifetime excising from their sons the influence of their fathers." (Arthur Lotti) With the fearful strain that is on me night and day, if I did not laugh I should die. -- Abraham Lincoln "Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution yet." (Mae West) Kilmarnock "A bore is a man who, when you ask him how he is, tells you." (Bert Leston Taylor) Sometimes a scream is better than a thesis. -- Ralph Waldo Emerson Well, I think that it's a- it's had some difficult times but I think we have- we, I think, have been able to make some very good progress and it's- I would say that it's- it's- it's delightful that w The philosophy exam was a piece of cake -- which was a bit of a surprise, actually, because I was expecting some questions on a sheet of paper. -- Smith & Jones A friend is one who knows us, but loves us anyway. -- Fr. Jerome Cummings Kilmarnock Wherever you have an efficient government you have a dictatorship. -- Harry S. Truman "To pretend, I actually do the thing: I have therefore only pretended to pretend." (Jacques Derrida, French 'deconstructionist') Nothing can so alienate a voter from the political system as backing a winning candidate. -- Mark B. Cohen Kilmarnock "A friendship that exacts oneness of opinion and conduct is not worth much." (Mohandas Gandhi, In Search of the Supreme) If a man is talking in the forest, and there is no woman there to hear him, is he still wrong? -- Jenny Weber The longer I live the more I see that I am never wrong about anything, and that all the pains that I have so humbly taken to verify my notions have only wasted my time. -- George Bernard Shaw We cannot really love anybody with whom we never laugh. -- Agnes Repplier We must respect the other fellow's religion, but only in the sense and to the extent that we respect his theory that his wife is beautiful and his children smart. -- H.L. Mencken Kilmarnock Good-bye. I am leaving because I am bored. -- George Saunders - last words Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance. - Will Durant The first clergyman was the first rascal who met the first fool. -- Voltaire Kilmarnock Love is a perky elf dancing a merry little jig and then suddenly he turns on you with a miniature machine gun. -- Matt Groening, Love is Hell Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy. -- Anonymous The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up in the morning, and does not stop until you get into the office. -- Robert Frost Happiness in intelligent people is the rarest thing I know. -- Ernest Hemingway Absence diminishes small loves and increases great ones, as the wind blows out the candle and blows up the bonfire. -- François de La Rouchefoucauld Kilmarnock Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it. -- George Santayana Is it better for a woman to marry a man who loves her than a man she loves. -- Anonymous "Everything in my life has been determined by mistakes." (Gene Wilder) Kilmarnock The greatest mistake you can make in life is to be continually fearing that you will make one. -- Ellen Hubbard It is a known fact that men are practical, hardheaded realists, in contrast to women, who are romantic dreamers and actually believe that estrogenic skin cream must do something or they couldn't cha Executive ability is deciding quickly and getting someone else to do the work. -- John G. Pollard He who laughs last has not yet heard the bad news. -- Bertolt Brecht We must believe in free will, we have no choice. -- Isaac B. Singer Kilmarnock The second half of a man's life is made up of nothing but the habits he has acquired during the first half. Fyodor Dostoevsky (1821 - 1881) "An imbalance between rich and poor is the oldest and most fatal ailment of all republics." (Plutarch) If I were a girl, I'd despair. The supply of good women far exceeds that of the men who deserve them. -- Robert Graves Kilmarnock Our scientific power has outrun our spiritual power. We have guided missiles and misguided men. -- Martin Luther King, Jr. Moderation is a fatal thing. Nothing succeeds like excess. -- Oscar Wilde blah "Ability wins us the esteem of the true men; luck that of the people." (François VI Duke (duc) de La Rochefoucauld, 1616-80) I don't know anything about music. In my line you don't have to. -- Elvis Presley Sure, it's going to kill a lot of people, but they may be dying of something else anyway. -- Othal Brand, member of a Texas pesticide review board Kilmarnock Books had instant replay long before televised sports. -- Bern Williams I want to die in my sleep like my friend.... Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. -- Seen on a bumper sticker I married beneath me. All women do. -- Lady Nancy Astor, attributed Kilmarnock "I know we're not saints or virgins or lunatics; we know all the lust and lavatory jokes, and most of the dirty people; we can catch buses and count our change and cross the roads and talk real senten What do you take me for, an idiot? - General Charles de Gaulle (1890-1970), when a journalist asked him if he was happy He who knows only his own side of the case, knows little of that. -- John Stuart Mill Maybe this world is another planet's hell. -- Aldous Huxley Women are the only exploited group in history to have been idealized into powerlessness. -- Erica Jong Kilmarnock Wife: The perfect acquisition for any gentleman feeling himself to have excessive control over his personal affairs. Don't worry about people stealing your ideas. If your ideas are any good, you'll have to ram them down people's throats. -- Howard Aiken Of course, it is very important to be sober when you take an exam. Many worthwile careers in the street-cleansing, fruit-picking and subway-guitar-playing industries have been founded on a lack of u Kilmarnock "Man is the only animal that can remain on friendly terms with the victims he intends to eat until he eats them." (Samuel Butler) I'm not dumb, I just have a command of thoroughly useless information. -- Calvin "It is easier to forgive an enemy than to forgive a friend." (William Blake) blah "You can lead a man to Congress, but you can't make him think." (Milton Berle) The better part of valor is discretion. -- William Shakespeare 1564-1616 from King Henry the Fourth, Part I Kilmarnock Boredom is the feeling that everything is a waste of time; serenity, that nothing is. -- Thomas Szasz "If I could drop dead right now, I'd be the happiest man alive." (Samuel Goldwyn) The better part of valor is discretion. -- William Shakespeare 1564-1616 from King Henry the Fourth, Part I Kilmarnock As for courage and will - we cannot measure how much of each lies within us, we can only trust there will be sufficient to carry through trials which may lie ahead. -- Andre Norton "Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something." (Plato, 427 BC-348) blah "The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants." (Thomas Jefferson) The price of freedom is eternal vigilance. -- Thomas Jefferson In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends. - Martin Luther King Jr. Kilmarnock A grouch escapes so many little annoyances that it almost pays to be one. -- Kin Hubbard My other wife is beautiful. Ah Mozart! He was happily married - but his wife wasn't. -- Victor Borge Kilmarnock
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